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nobody wants to worwk a frweelance gig based interwnship that pays in experwience anymorwe because of woke
What is a foid.
#LifeHack #BusinessTip https://file.garden/acMBO6tw6Rf7QzjD/IMG_2632.jpeg
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Unreal Heiress, shuffle Barry White.
Lik£, so tru£!!!<3
#smash #suggestive #bucketsmashorpass
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What I lik£, look for in lik£, a n£w hir£!: 1) Lik£, you hav£ to b£ lik£, cut£, LOL. 2) Lik£, pr£f£rably lik£, £njoy b£ing lik£, mistr£at£d and lik£, st£pp£d on (lik£, lit£rally and lik£ figurativ£ly! <3) but lik£, if w£ n££d to w£ can lik£, totally lik£, b£at that into you (lik£, lit£rally and lik£ figurativ£ly! <3) during lik£, training! 3) Lik£, hav£ to b£ willing to lik£, inv£st in n£w cloth£s for m£ if I lik£, ask! Although lik£, this on£ isnt lik£ a r£quir£m£nt I just lik£, would lik£ totally lik£ it if you would!!! 4) Lik£, what£v£r uniform I say lik£, go£s, lik£, LOL. Lik£, pl£as£ w£ar a suit with lik£, mayb£ th£ top f£w buttons lik£, undon£ and lik£, you n££d to w£ar a ti£ lik£, pl£as£ pl£as£ pl£as£ pl£as£ pl£as£ pl£as£, lik£, LOL. HAHA. #nsfw
➡️Your favorite squirming employee has been hard at his duties.➡️ ➡️I will maybe even be able to produce another word next wipe.➡️ ➡️I cater my cramp and my hurt to the numbers of the barrener and I am noticed and congratulated.➡️ ➡️Yeay.➡️ ➡️ https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/460a8a6fb03d.png ➡️
I need to move to a new city. https://file.garden/acMBO6tw6Rf7QzjD/IMG_2551.jpeg
➡️I can only stack the champagne tower so long as the glasses are approximately shoulder height to me.➡️ ➡️Everything is difficult for me.➡️
◌ I could use something to invest in again. OZA-TAP has very few things we are investing in at the moment, and that is a terrible look for a company intended to be for the betterment of the planet. ⧂
➡️It takes me up to half of a solar sweep to type a single report because I cannot freely squirm my prongs across my beloved type device.➡️ ➡️It stresses me out. As usual though, there are only margins of prosperity.➡️ ➡️This is for the better, your most loyal analyzer wheezes in the shadow of your numberical doubts.➡️
This entire lineage makes me just pite.o°us s.o° here https://cdn.imgchest.c.o°m/files/12edef626e3e.png @gr.o°ssAnalysis
◌ All you would find in an investigation on OZA-TAP Air Filtration & Accessories Ltd. is a very positive work environment and a break room stocked with caffeinated beverages and motivational quote post-its. ⧂
why this 💡 look so mad 😭😭😭 https://file.garden/aReFoSMd7C6GgbbtBB/this%20troll%20look%20so%20mad%20no%20text.png
dont look the HOTEL FREAKS in the eyes.
◌ I just think you should either be bald or not be bald. Letting it slowly happen only makes it look worse. If you are balding, you really should just either shave it or wear something. ⧂
▬ omg m¥ fit is sooo fire there ᝰ
oh slay
▬ omggg who took a picture of me at workkkk omggg #clemti&co #pr #customerservice #undisclosedad https://file.garden/aDWSiI8XjQhuhQ1u/MALBRO%5D/Girl%20Dump%20His%20Ass.png ᝰ
▬ totes!!!! we need to invest less in our emplo¥ees and more on SPEAKERS! ᝰ
▬ was such an unexpected experience on m¥ first da¥ here HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA but i'm totes down w it ᝰ
COWORK3R H4S TURN3D UP TH3 H34T 1N TH3 OFF1C3 B3C4US3 "T3R3Z1 YOU MUST B3 COLD" SO 1M GO1NG TO GO SCR34M 1N MY OFF1C3 FOR T3N M1NUT3S.
Lik£, my boss is back on this sit£, lik£ OMFG. Lik£, so lik£, totally glad. ;] Lik£, cl£mti & co might b£ lik£, hiring again soon if lik£, all go£s lik£, w£ll, lik£, LOL!
Lik£, LOL!
i will be at the beach party t0 thr0w my used car batteries in the 0cean and then leave.
THE PRODUCTS CLOURTMO CO.™ MAKES ARE TOP NOTCH, I’M TELLING YOU! I REALLY WISH I COULD AFFORD THEM! I’VE BEEN SAVING UP! SEEING THOSE SHINY NEW HUSKTOPS IN THE DISPLAY WINDOW NEARLY HAS ME SALIVATING ALL OVER MY CUBICLE! ONE NIGHT IT WILL BE MINE! 𓂃✍︎
ll eettss, ggeett oouurr ddaayy ssttaarrtteedd,, aanndd "GET THIS BREAD" aass tthheeyy, ssaayy,, ;U; hhttttppss://iiiillii.iioo/CddBoovvVaa.ppnngg -- H. MERGAL, SECRETARY [ABG INC.]
◌ "Determine never to be idle. No troll will have occasion to complain of the want of time who never loses any. It is wonderful how much may be done if we are always doing." ⧂
we gonna keep this train rolling for $$$ thats business mindset
WELL THEN I HOPE ALL OF YOUR CURRENT AND FUTURE EMPLOYEES BRING THIS ENERGY TO THE PROVERBIAL TABLE! 𓂃✍︎
MY COWORKER IS WHINING ABOUT “BOOHOO OUR SUPERIOR ASKED ME TO LICK HIS BOOTS!” OKAY? AND? START LICKING! LUCKY BASTARD! 𓂃✍︎
◌ "There is no passion to be found playing small - in settling for a life that is less than the one you are capable of living." ⧂
GOOD DAY FOR BUSTIN KEEP POSTING THOSE BUSTS 531-8008
◌ "You create your opportunities by asking for them." ⧂
Lik£, anoth£r totally lik£, gr£at lik£ #Busin£ssTip ! Lik£, OMFG<3 @avaric£Conglom£rat£ https://fil£.gard£n/aFlKpc9M6VY7C8VR/Untitl£d1308_20260526014136.png
↘️if you are ever requiring the unemployed for prospective labor workers↘️ ↗️PERUSE DOWN THE CHITTR FRONT PAGE.↗️ ↘️none of these people have even vaguely conceptualized gainful employment in the past however many sweeps they have been alive, much less pursued it.↘️ ↗️YOU MAY PICK FROM THE PROVERBIAL SPOILED CREAM OF THE CROP HERE.↗️
↘️it is always #eridanweek and never #jobweek.↘️ ↗️WHY.↗️
- #WokeUpOnTheFloor #WorkLifeBalance 😂😂
While I Must Say Im Not Entirely Surprised At The Supposed Carnage At #eridanweek I Do Have To Concede That It Couldve Been Much Worse
proud to announce that wwe are partnerin wwith @gutsyGumshoe at crockercorp to bring their bleedin edge neww crockercorp unreal heiress© FVVR tiaratop FLARP edition© to #eridanwweek avvailable for purchase wwith #amporacoin TONIGHT on my awwesome fuckin airship plenty a you humanfolk on chittr havve been knowwn to CONSUME crockercorp merchandise technology foodstuffs auto parts fashion accessories and lifestyle products for swweeps noww but alternia is fresh ground for crockercorp so dont be afraid to OBEY your sense a curiosity and feel free to trial out the unreal heiress© FVVR tiaratop FLARP edition© after @ardourCorvvidae performs livve on deck and SUBMIT a revvieww if you havve feedback #gaming #flarp #music #crockercorp
Not to detract from #eridanweek sweeping the feed, but I suppose in the interest of honoring the historical accomplishments of humanity's brief flirtation with space travel, I would like to announce that I am a loud and proud #yuri supporter.
↘️i think it goes without saying that quadrants should stay out of the laborspace.↘️ ↗️IN MY PERSONAL OPINION.↗️
#spadesslickweek has been cancelled. i have just left negociations with @avariceconglomerate and i have been convinced to attend #eridanweek with 3k boonbucks and a personal assistant. i will say the line. #imcoming.
Unreal Heiress, play Emotion by Samantha Sang and the Bee Gees.
↘️yes you will see this exact face every night and also every day.↘️ ↗️THIS IS WHAT IT IS ALL ABOUT.↗️
Since we're discussing My Little Pony. I was recently forwarded an unsolicited piece of fanart by a business associate. I suppose this is meant to be me. ... And I guess I like that the tail is in a bun. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/afb85a4b3157.png
-------------------------------------OOC------------------------------------- ---------------------- PINNED POST / ACCOUNT ESSENTIALS --------------------- DISCLAIMER: If you have been blocked, please do not take it personally. Some blocks are being used more as a "mute" function, and very few are actually serious. If you write something I don't want to see, I will probably block you to avoid accidentally interacting. This may include extreme #NSFW, visual nudity, ERP, #incest, or fetishposting. Exceptions made when it's funny. Roger Rabbit Rules on all things. -------------------------------- JANE CROCKER -------------------------------- Generic Earth C Jane Crocker. 25 years old. CEO of Crockercorp. Unethical billionaire, socially controversial figure, NOT YET pursuing a career in politics. May not be canon compliant. Not married or publicly affiliated in any romantic relationship. No children (yet). Slowly drifting apart from the other Creators. Neurotic. Rude. Self-enabling. Closet case. Millennial. Spoilers from other timelines are A-OK. Doubles are great. DMs are open to all for IC and OOC interaction. Will thread in DM or move longform to MXRP.
↗️#SELFIESUNDAY↗️ ↘️i took this under my desk.↘️ ↗️THIS IS WHAT A TRUE MAN ON THE JOB LOOKS LIKE.↗️ https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/1c75f6cb31d6.png
Lik£, unr£lat£d. So unr£lat£d.
HAH. Lik£ um. Can I com£ to your offic£? Hah. OMG.
↘️yes. yes. i am sitting at my desk as we speak, hunched over my palmhusk with a tremble so noticeable i am potentially disrupting my worksquare neighbors with my tendencies.↘️ ↗️THIS POSITION WAS LITERALLY MADE FOR ME.↗️
↗️OH MY GOD.↗️
↗️IS THERE ANY POTENTIAL FOR LATERAL MOVEMENT WITHIN THE AGENCY.↗️ ↘️what are the options for corporal punishment in the case that the bemeagered, physically inferior employee make some kind of disastrous or otherwise hindering error to the sanctity of the corporation.↘️ ↗️ALSO WHAT KIND OF JOB IS IT.↗️
I'v£ b££n giv£n th£ gr££n light by lik£, my boss to post this £xciting announc£m£nt... Cl£mti & co plan£tary d£v£lopm£nt is lik£, now taking unpaid int£rns again! <3 you hav£ to b£ lik£, availabl£ 24/7 and abl£ to work in offic£ 12 hours a day lik£, 7 days a w££k <3 @avaric£Conglom£rat£ can provid£ lik£, mor£ info! R£ply to this thr£ad if lik£, int£r£st£d OMG! :P
I promised that if my previous post received enough likes, I would show you all which piece of godfiction inspired me to lobby for the criminalization of godfiction, and I intend to follow through. It was not a literary work as you might suspect, but a video. It has now been taken down, but you may recognize these screenshots. Let me know if you do. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/1d43b6ab0101.png https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/fc41a01b715e.png
Clocking in for another shift at the Hate Everything And Everyone Factory.
Lik£, h£y Cl£mti! Ar£ you lik£, back y£t? Haha. Im lik£, twirling my hair and lik£ all dr£ss£d up. Lik£ unr£lat£d to th£ post. HAHA.
I’m Literally Always Saying This
- CEOs typically know what's best for large groups of people, so I'll co-sign that uncritically! Woo! 🙌😆
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 GOT SEVEN HUNDRED POUNDS OF MDMA I NEED TO OFFLOAD BY 7PM OR I'M WASHED, WHO WANTS TO BUY AN EIGHTH? #substance
8-> THIS ONE'S A DOOZY FOLKS! #RUMBLECOIN IS A REVOLUTIONARY NEW CURRENCY CONNECTED DIRECTLY TO THE OUTCOME OF TWO HARD ASS DUDES AND THE WAYS THEY FIST EACH OTHER! #STRIDERSTOCKS ARE HIGHER THAN EVER WITH NEW STRIDERS ON THE BEAT EVERY SINGLE NIGHT! THE #ENGLISHLINE IS ONLY GOING UP! INVEST NOW BEFORE THE NEXT #RUMBLE AND YOUR #RUMBLECOIN WILL EARN YOU PRIORITY SEATING AND A FRONT ROW TICKET TO THE AFTERMATCH AUCTION!
8-> EVERYONE! QUICKLY! #BRONGLECOIN JUST HIT THE MARKET LIKE A THREE HUNDRED POUND LINEBATTACKER FERRYING THE LEATHERBALL THROUGH THE OPPOSING TEAM'S DEFENSIVE LINE! THIS IS EXPLOSIVE!
Insane Catboy Posse Insane Catboy Catboy P….. Insane Catboy Pu…. pu….. u…………..us…………………………………. #nsfw
update / the teals have seat warmers and built in desks
Lik£, could n£v£r b£ m£! LOL
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its cool when being rich lets you get away with crimes but only when i do it. when other people do it its immoral and we need to eat the rich #proletariat
1a) Just a reminder: 2a) Not all legislacerative issues are covered by our offices. 2b) This includes, but is not limited to... 2b.2) Urinating on a drone 2b.3) "Bucketbombing" your neighbors' hive 2b.4) Negative posts about or regarding the empress or an heiress 3a) Your case will be considered indefensible. Accept your punishment with grace.
WhaT Do I Do If I EndeD Up OrderinG 3,000 StickerS Of MyselF InsteaD Of LikE 30
Remember to update your profile picturex everyone! I'm zeeing a lot of them dizappear!
I enjoy you just a touch more each time we interact.
#CoSigned
I'LL BLOCK A BITCH ON CHITTR I'LL BLOCK A BITCH ON TROLLIAN I'LL BLOCK A BITCH ON ONLYTROLL$ I'LL BLOCK A BITCH OFF REBELGRAM I'LL BLOCK A BITCH OFF THE $PEWTUBE I'LL BLOCK A BITCH ON $NAPCHAT
React to this post and I'll assign you the dessert I would associate most closely with you, with varying degrees of effort and interpretation based upon how much I enjoy you or remotely give a hoot about your existence.
[explaining paradox clones to someone new to chittr] ["so did you ever read the fortnite comics"]
It’s quite fortunate for the rest of society that such presumptions tend to end in self-afflicted consequences.
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Following the response to my previous chit. Maybe I should open up a side business of putting out my cancersticks out on desperate girls. ]
I THINK IF I SAW SUM OF U GET TORN APRAT BY DOGS IN THE STREET I WOULD CLAP.
{well i have one and i Think iTs really cool)
Whipkind. Whipkind. Whipkind. Whipkind.
you should get this comically evil electric rod the wizards from legend of zeldah use https://image2url.com/r2/default/images/1774381219316-5abf2e52-95fb-477a-b499-c1f18f044c8d.jpeg
{have you considered using a Powersaw insTead)
|< how can i €xactly v€rify my profil€ to b€tt€r my l€gal status
> 1 mean 1t's un10n bust1ng s0 1 guess 1t c0unts
Thank you. :B That's better.
Thank you! ... That was ominous.
everyone please be nice to the troll who runs chitter / she tries very hard
Initiate Get Badge protocol. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/7e1e90902e91.PNG
We do! Our paztriez are not cheap wazte! They are quite marvelouz little treatz with the crizpiezt crunchiezt flaky pie cruzt with a zweet fruit filled center. Bzz bzz!
You can't fucking hurt me bitch, I'm protected by the migratory bird act.
My tummy is grugling. You know what that meanx! #wormx
Don't dare to call me Sigmund Fraud ever again. #verified #readitandweep #mytrueandauthenticself
Okay. So. Told the boss. To expect my resignation. And he began to cry and wail. Uh. Shit. I can't ditch him. It's fine though. He pays me well.
Lik£, no!! Lik£, who £v£n would you lik£ b£ thinking of!!
this site is so interesting... i've never seen so many wonderfUlly UniqUe people!
The edge here is so sharp I could shave Ampurra's face with it.
[and yet you continue to post] [curious]
Yes. This site is. Oddly addicting.
There's always a stark difference between those who worship at the Altar of Life/Hope/what have you and those who have a personal, professional, or political stake in the public-facing Creator personas. One is more... reverent, I suppose, but the latter makes for such superior conversation.
Enfin, my victoire... Ze lion is now mine.
My boss insinuated that I. Lean in very close when I type or read. Are my glasses. Not strong enough.
After a brisk skim of your profile, I agree.
Apparently that post spawned some additional submissions to my direct messages. This piece had no title. I'm not sure I appreciate it. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/4594c0e2e575.png
@hedgehogObIiterator have u tried making hedgehog stew? might heIp fix ur issues
Take a look, all of you: IMG_0612.jpeg
The imitation, reflected through the lens of jealousy and malice, will never shine as brightly as the awful, awful original.
Cannot stand it. Why have they forsaken us?
inzcsanity izcs doing sczomething over and over again expecting a different thing to happen this is just a peek into my twisted fuckimg pan follow for more at @splendidSophist
Universe-propagating game tip of the day: Alchemize code 133EE7EE to make Pokemon in real life!