Fozzer Velyes
@ghastlyCourier
Eat_the_rich. | ooc: very canon divergent Fozzer Velyes
// OOC account @kingGreed, returning to my RP roots writing Fozzer.
if_you_have_a_headache_you_are_probably_dehydrated. If_you_cosume_a_lot_of_caffeine_and_haven't_had_any_about_for_a_day_that's_also_a_good_reason.
I_suppose_I_should_attempt_to_socialize.
Between_the_#EridanWeek_and_the_horny_posts, I_don't_know_what_the_hell_I'll_talk_about_because_neither_of_those_seems_like_fun_to_talk_about.
Digging, taxidermy, cleaning, and_some_gardening. I_don't_think_anyone_would_find_any_of_that_fun.
Okay th0se are all very nice things Never bring them up because s0me0ne will find a way t0 ruin it f0r y0u
I_have_no_idea_how_people_would, but_I'll_keep_that_in_mind. That_doesn't_bring_me_to_find_something_to_talk_about.
I_finished_burying_bodies_late_today, and_then_a_purpleblood_came_by_and_dumped_more. More_work_for_tomorrow.
I_have_mostly_recovered_from_the_bewilderment_of_the_reaction_to_my_picture_from_yesterday. Low_expectations_for_tameness, but_it_seems_I've_missed_most_of_the_chaos.
There's_something_so_harmonious_about_an_entire_website_bonding
// I posted earlier but Fozzer's selfie if anyone wants to see it! https://chittr.ing/profile/ghastlyCourier/a9216e81-6f29-4506-979c-5f8871ec9ce3
// I should have given fozzer more chub...
//_next_time_i_draw_him... i'll_chub_him_up, i_think_he'd_look_wonderful
// IT"S NOT, I'll be drawing him with more chub next time
I_have_gone_hive_and_showered. My_lusus_has_dug_a_hole_in_the_floor_again, so_I_have_to_fix_that. :/
// I know for a while people HC him as Slavic, I am keeping that. He has an accent, but it's unique to Alternia; if heard on Earth, it would sound Slavic, but no one would be able to pinpoint where he's from specifically.
((i do too! as a polish-american, i jVst wanted to have a troll for meeee
// Nice! I'm black American, but I have a lot of friends who are Slavic, and I just love them, the cultures they're all from! I think, for how I write Fozzer, he'd probably be from the Czech Republic, like one of my best friends.
((thats super cool! im excited to see more of him
// Fozzer very loudly in the grave he's digging: That's different... He's not used to people finding him attractive, he has like, no friends, no quads. He keeps to himself.
// Fuck scaring the hoes, the hoes are scaring Fozzer!
I_immediately_regret_my_actions.
•ᴥ- -‿- truly unfortunate to be built like that amidst a pack of hungry wolves. sorry, bud. -ᴥ•
H0nkh0nk.. p00r thing. Th3r3 th3r3. May th3y f0rg3t
Since_I_saw_some_people_sharing_their_pictures. I_figured_I'd_share_one. __https://64.media.tumblr.com/187d807c51a60e1ed7b6cb88f50b2432/892f3eab37ebc1ee-a3/s1280x1920/c2063c41f6000cf8da0a5c27b68b9a982532371a.png
TROLLS ARE JUST BIG FOR NO REASON SOMETIMES I SWEAR
♰ what sweet fangs... ♰
NO I SUPPORT YOU IN YOUR ENDEAVOR PLEASE CONTINUE TO MEATIFY YOUR BONES
i bet u culd carry me and break me ;)
I_mean_the_directness. But_good_for_you, I_do_not_want_to_pick_you_up.
// boobie. https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1010432163897946132/1489314059407986790/image.png?ex=69cff74d&is=69cea5cd&hm=0693f65dee736de1b9ad8f4bb1757aa4690276c5b3336eb8d9b99aa5ed65faa3&
(YEAH I DIDNT NOTICE AT FIRST IM SORRY the ooc thingy is small and hard to see lmao)
I_opened_the_website_to_several_posts_of_desperately_horny_people. I_have_not_been_reading_anyones_post. I_assume_this_is_normal? I_don't_really_use_social_media. Aside_from_the_legally_mandated_finstagram_account, I_don't_post_anywhere_else. #nsfw
>>| yeah, welcome to chittr.
seems like thiss is what its gonna be! >XO
// Wip for fozzer so far. hehe https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1010432163897946132/1489295954564878376/image.png?ex=69cfe671&is=69ce94f1&hm=45e3373c651a8eaf7bae4235e316131eb79b4d2ebb3d8f03fb7c62a9da76a237&
Carrying_bodies_around_all_day_makes_you_particularly_fit.
// I remember when Fozzer came out, and I crashed out on Twitter, crying about how cute he was, and for like a few years, I could just post like "Someone draw fozzer" and a bunch of people would draw fozzer for me, and I would draw him too. On Twitter, I single-handedly kept his tag alive; when you looked up his name, I'd mostly show up in the tag at the time, then I left Twitter. Anyway, I love Fozzer so much.