Fayque Naihem

I have attempted t! enter a place as a businesman t!day but they said they d!n’t think i w!rk there and that i sh!uld take !ff my ask. !!!f c!urse instead !f taking !f my sweet mask ran int! the building and g!t dragged !ut by security #investigating

#investigating

Kult: +12

Kull: +10

Total: 22

Ratio: 1.20

Beriyl Beauro

Cerulean8lood 8la88ermouth

A badge for ceruleans that love to have lengthy conversations.

Emoticonnoisseur

This user loves emoticons, ASCII art, kaomajis, and all they inspired.

@basilisksBurrow[BB]

The vents, investiBrother, you gotta go in through the vents

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @basilisksBurrow[BB]

thank y!u

Kult: +5

Total: 5

#reference #imsohipwiththegrubs

St!p telling me t! get a real j!b this is my real j!b, I am an architect g!d damn it #reference #imS!HipWiththeGrubs

Kult: +10

Kull: +5

Total: 15

Ratio: 2.00

Hakrust Virisn

(OOC) 1 week ago

@gethAckexloser[GA]

Im not your wife,//

Kult: +10

Total: 10

Investigating right n!w #iAmAnInvestegat!r

#iamaninvestegator

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Hell! distinguished users !f the internet. It’s me Fayque Naihme, i w!uld like t! address the allegati!ns that i d!n’t have a j!b and that isn’t my real name. Nuh uh

Kult: +15

Total: 15

The h!rr!rs bey!nd tr!ll c!mprehensi!n need t! st!p running fr!m me

Kult: +85

Kull: +80

Total: 165

Ratio: 1.06

↩ @fauxfurCoattails[FC]

:> Well, th^t would do it. They prob^bly don’t w^it to ^nswer your nosy questions. <:

Well thats just b!ring i guess i g!tta keep chase ill catch up eventually

↩ @fauxfurCoattails[FC]

:> How d^re they w^nt to live their lives unmolested by r^ndom interrog^tions they ^ren’t being compens^ted for! Truly unre^son^ble. <:

It’s n!t like any!ne is paying me either! They sh!uld get !ver it

↩ @fauxfurCoattails[FC]

:> You underst^nd this is why they don’t w^nt to t^lk to you, right. Your l^ck of respect for bound^ries? <:

It c!uld als! me breaking int! private pr!perty but that’s n!t imp!rtant

↩ @fauxfurCoattails[FC]

:> Th^t’s p^rt of the l^ck of bound^ries thing -v- <:

I’m d!ing imp!rtant investigative j!urnalism

↩ @fauxfurCoattails[FC]

:> -v- I’m sure we’ll ^ll be wowed when you m^ke the front p^ge for bre^king, entering, ^nd ^nnoying the eldritch <:

Damn right i will be

3 ENTIRE PE!!!PLE have questi!ned the legitimacy !f MY J!!!B t!day. I just signed up t! this site and i am plagued with such a headache inducing am!unt !f c!nversati!ns ab!ut it already

Kult: +22

Kull: +20

Total: 42

Ratio: 1.10

The Sorrowful Šar

@shadowsLoomingover[SL]

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↩ @shadowsLoomingover[SL]

Excuse me?

Hole Expert

This user has delved into many unknown crevices.

I_think_you_are_mentally_unstable.

↩ @ghastlyCourier[GC]

That’s what the imperial dr!nes want y!u t! think

Kult: +2

Kull: +2

Total: 4

Ratio: 1.00

Hole Expert

This user has delved into many unknown crevices.

Sometimes_you_get_attacked_by_a_corpse. And_that_is_not_fun. Stay_in_the_nicely_dug_square_hole_I_made_for_you, please.

#death

Kult: +229

Kull: +205

Total: 434

Ratio: 1.12

↩ @fauxfurCoattails[FC]

Hole Expert

This user has delved into many unknown crevices.

You're_an_investigator.

↩ @ghastlyCourier[GC]

Thisle

FOR THE SAKE OF IT

Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.

Puppymoded

This user is literally a dog. A very good and wonderful dog.

Believer of Whimsy

Your crops are watered, your vibes are pure, and you're friends with Florid.

@lunarLupine[LL]

Fairr nuff, still a good prrecaution I rreckon.

↩ @lunarLupine[LL]

Hole Expert

This user has delved into many unknown crevices.

Can_be;_I_only_do_it_if_the_whack_doesn't_do_anything.

↩ @ghastlyCourier[GC]

Yeah this is very imp!rtant line !r respectable w!rk and currently I may !r may n!t be in a place s!mewhat cl!se t! the !cean s! I c!uld als! be currently underg!ing a l!t !f mental strain but I swear this is g!ing t! res!lve in very imp!rtant scientifical inf!rmati!n in this cl!sed !ff fr!m the public privately !wned beach

↩ @fauxfurCoattails[FC]

Hole Expert

This user has delved into many unknown crevices.

I_really_hope_I'm_not_arrested_for_the_weird_shit_you_are_half-telling_me.

↩ @ghastlyCourier[GC]

d!n’t w!rry at l!ng as we currently aren’t !n the same planet !r dimensi!n !r generally !n the same s!lar system i’m sure y!u will be fine

Kult: +2

Kull: +2

Total: 4

Ratio: 1.00

↩ @fauxfurCoattails[FC]

Hole Expert

This user has delved into many unknown crevices.

😬

Asnodi Emmoyu, CRQ.

@metamorphicExaminer[ME]

▶︎ Sometimes You Are The Corpse._

↩ @metamorphicExaminer[ME]

Hole Expert

This user has delved into many unknown crevices.

it_sounds_like_you've_been_hit_with_a_lot_of_shovels.

↩ @ghastlyCourier[GC]

Asnodi Emmoyu, CRQ.

@metamorphicExaminer[ME]

▶︎ I Dodge Them But A Bul↔let Usual↔ly Does The Trick._

#violence

Kult: +2

Total: 2

D! y!u ever hate when y!ur auspitice tells y!u t! get a j!b and maybe y!ur relati!nships with !ther pe!ple w!uld be better? I d! have a j!b I just d!n’t get paid fr!m it #IamAfuckingInvestigat!r

#iamafuckinginvestigator

Kult: +25

Kull: +27

Total: 52

Ratio: 0.93

Llevyn Blaidd

@crypticClinomaniac[CC]

isnt that llike. a hobby then. no judgement ive never been emplloyed in my llife. just... sayin...

↩ @crypticClinomaniac[CC]

It’s n!t a h!bby! it’s my full time thing. There’s many s!cietal benefits !f this kind !f w!rk. Shame h!w it’s s! thankless

↩ @fauxfurCoattails[FC]

Llevyn Blaidd

@crypticClinomaniac[CC]

ok its your occupation. i just feell llike... a job is llike, specifically smth that pays. theres llike, sociall weight to the word

↩ @crypticClinomaniac[CC]

!!!h s! y!u are !ne !f th!se pe!ple huh?

↩ @fauxfurCoattails[FC]

Llevyn Blaidd

@crypticClinomaniac[CC]

i trully do not give a shit what you do i just have opinions on what words mean. a job is a thing you do for money, whille i feell llike you can argue an occupation is just the thing you do, regardlless of reward. whether or not you need a job is for your auspistice to care about idgaf

Kull: +5

Total: 5