Fayque Naihem

I have attempted t! enter a place as a businesman t!day but they said they d!n’t think i w!rk there and that i sh!uld take !ff my ask. !!!f c!urse instead !f taking !f my sweet mask ran int! the building and g!t dragged !ut by security #investigating

#investigating

Kult: +12

Kull: +10

Total: 22

Ratio: 1.20

Beriyl Beauro

Cerulean8lood 8la88ermouth

A badge for ceruleans that love to have lengthy conversations.

Emoticonnoisseur

This user loves emoticons, ASCII art, kaomajis, and all they inspired.

@basilisksBurrow[BB]

The vents, investiBrother, you gotta go in through the vents

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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thank y!u

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Bran Callahan

Knotty

This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.

FOR THE SAKE OF IT

Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.

@caffeinatedWretch[CW]

i don't wanna feel guilty for being happy, fuck off

Kult: +7

Kull: +5

Total: 12

Ratio: 1.40

Was any!ne anything t! make y!u feel that way???? !r are y!u sharing with the class

Joseph M.

@cosmopolitanAstute[CA]

*hat if i in-ested in a funny hat

Kult: +30

Kull: +25

Total: 55

Ratio: 1.20

Invest in a c!!l hat instead

↩ @fauxfurCoattails[FC]

Joseph M.

@cosmopolitanAstute[CA]

hm true im more of a cool guy than i am a funny one

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!!!r y!u can get tw! hats f!r the !ccasi!n

↩ @fauxfurCoattails[FC]

Joseph M.

@cosmopolitanAstute[CA]

one for each horn i suppose

↩ @cosmopolitanAstute[CA]

Yes yes n!w y!u are being inn!vative here

Kult: +5

Total: 5

:> I think it’s very funny when detectives ^nd investig^tors h^ve no ide^ how to t^lk to ^nyone non-troll. I should write ^ guide. <:

Kult: +10

Kull: +5

Total: 15

Ratio: 2.00

This better n!t be ab!ut me

The h!rr!rs bey!nd tr!ll c!mprehensi!n need t! st!p running fr!m me

Kult: +85

Kull: +80

Total: 165

Ratio: 1.06

↩ @fauxfurCoattails[FC]

:> Well, th^t would do it. They prob^bly don’t w^it to ^nswer your nosy questions. <:

Well thats just b!ring i guess i g!tta keep chase ill catch up eventually

↩ @fauxfurCoattails[FC]

:> How d^re they w^nt to live their lives unmolested by r^ndom interrog^tions they ^ren’t being compens^ted for! Truly unre^son^ble. <:

It’s n!t like any!ne is paying me either! They sh!uld get !ver it

↩ @fauxfurCoattails[FC]

:> You underst^nd this is why they don’t w^nt to t^lk to you, right. Your l^ck of respect for bound^ries? <:

It c!uld als! me breaking int! private pr!perty but that’s n!t imp!rtant

↩ @fauxfurCoattails[FC]

:> Th^t’s p^rt of the l^ck of bound^ries thing -v- <:

I’m d!ing imp!rtant investigative j!urnalism

↩ @fauxfurCoattails[FC]

:> -v- I’m sure we’ll ^ll be wowed when you m^ke the front p^ge for bre^king, entering, ^nd ^nnoying the eldritch <:

Damn right i will be

Asnodi Emmoyu, CRQ.

@metamorphicExaminer[ME]

▶︎ That One With The Fake Name Is Tickling Me._

Kult: +25

Kull: +25

Total: 50

Ratio: 1.00

I w!nder wh! this c!uld be ab!ut and luckily it’s n!t me

Kult: +10

Total: 10

↩ @fauxfurCoattails[FC]

Asnodi Emmoyu, CRQ.

@metamorphicExaminer[ME]

▶︎ Of Course Not._ ▶︎ Your Name Is Wel↔l Known. Documented. Licensed._

↩ @metamorphicExaminer[ME]

Thank y!u f!r stating this !bvi!us fact

Kult: +7

Total: 7

↩ @fauxfurCoattails[FC]

Asnodi Emmoyu, CRQ.

@metamorphicExaminer[ME]

▶︎ Anything To As↔sist Your Reputation._ ▶︎ I Do Adore A Fel↔low Investigator._

↩ @metamorphicExaminer[ME]

Thank y!u, I have s! much business t! attend t!

Kult: +7

Total: 7

THE DETECTERROR

Unverified

A user of ambiguous repute.

Job Application

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@criticalConspiracist[CC]

closing your eyes to sleep TO WILLFULLY INVITE yourself to a realm of imagined delight OR horrors are YOU going to fall for it?

Kult: +24

Kull: +7

Total: 31

Ratio: 3.43

This is why sleeping isn’t f!r seri!us investigat!rs

Mars Insignia

the beta male that's gonna ruin your night.

Job Application

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Chittr Gold™

This user has Chittr Gold™! Did they seriously pay for this? What a chump.

honse,

Appreciator of hoofbeasts with equine variety.

Think oof the moost incoonvenient place too have sex

#nsfw

Kult: +50

Kull: +35

Total: 85

Ratio: 1.43

The temple !n the private pr!perty i’m currently invading is pr!bably !ne !f them

↩ @fauxfurCoattails[FC]

Mars Insignia

the beta male that's gonna ruin your night.

Job Application

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Chittr Gold™

This user has Chittr Gold™! Did they seriously pay for this? What a chump.

honse,

Appreciator of hoofbeasts with equine variety.

That dooesn't soound bad at all

↩ @naughtyTechnician[NT]

What if i t!ld y!u that there may !r may n!t be artifacts here fr!m ancient times

↩ @fauxfurCoattails[FC]

Mars Insignia

the beta male that's gonna ruin your night.

Job Application

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Chittr Gold™

This user has Chittr Gold™! Did they seriously pay for this? What a chump.

honse,

Appreciator of hoofbeasts with equine variety.

Even better? I get soome gooood time and a soouvenir

↩ @naughtyTechnician[NT]

!!!nes that can make y!u m!re mentally unwell than y!u currently seem t! be

↩ @fauxfurCoattails[FC]

Mars Insignia

the beta male that's gonna ruin your night.

Job Application

The only one any member of #TeamChud will ever see.

Chittr Gold™

This user has Chittr Gold™! Did they seriously pay for this? What a chump.

honse,

Appreciator of hoofbeasts with equine variety.

I'm still standing my groound i really miss my Evil Oorb oof Hoorroor

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