Fayque Naihem

I have attempted t! enter a place as a businesman t!day but they said they d!n’t think i w!rk there and that i sh!uld take !ff my ask. !!!f c!urse instead !f taking !f my sweet mask ran int! the building and g!t dragged !ut by security #investigating

#investigating

Kult: +12

Kull: +10

Total: 22

Ratio: 1.20

Beriyl Beauro

Bear Pride

This user is fur-real packing peak performance padding.

Cerulean8lood 8la88ermouth

A badge for ceruleans that love to have lengthy conversations.

Mg. Slobberpet

This Scalemate, lightly chewed, has been awarded to you for good behavior and / or legal awareness.

A Herping Hand

Friend of lizards or friend of Moyrra, you deserve this badge too.

Emoticonnoisseur

This user loves emoticons, ASCII art, kaomajis, and all they inspired.

Alternian Civilian

This user is easily impressed into the Alternian Empire.

bigender

who says you have to choose!?

@basilisksBurrow[BB]

The vents, investiBrother, you gotta go in through the vents

Kult: +5

Total: 5

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thank y!u

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Bran Callahan

Knotty

This user appropriately tagged their NSFW. Nice.

FOR THE SAKE OF IT

Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.

@caffeinatedWretch[CW]

i don't wanna feel guilty for being happy, fuck off

Kult: +7

Kull: +5

Total: 12

Ratio: 1.40

Was any!ne anything t! make y!u feel that way???? !r are y!u sharing with the class

Joseph M.

@cosmopolitanAstute[CA]

*hat if i in-ested in a funny hat

Kult: +30

Kull: +25

Total: 55

Ratio: 1.20

Invest in a c!!l hat instead

↩ @fauxfurCoattails[FC]

Joseph M.

@cosmopolitanAstute[CA]

hm true im more of a cool guy than i am a funny one

↩ @cosmopolitanAstute[CA]

!!!r y!u can get tw! hats f!r the !ccasi!n

↩ @fauxfurCoattails[FC]

Joseph M.

@cosmopolitanAstute[CA]

one for each horn i suppose

↩ @cosmopolitanAstute[CA]

Yes yes n!w y!u are being inn!vative here

Kult: +5

Total: 5

friend of PASCAL!

This user is part of the hive.

:> I think it’s very funny when detectives ^nd investig^tors h^ve no ide^ how to t^lk to ^nyone non-troll. I should write ^ guide. <:

Kult: +10

Kull: +5

Total: 15

Ratio: 2.00

This better n!t be ab!ut me

The h!rr!rs bey!nd tr!ll c!mprehensi!n need t! st!p running fr!m me

Kult: +85

Kull: +80

Total: 165

Ratio: 1.06

↩ @fauxfurCoattails[FC]

friend of PASCAL!

This user is part of the hive.

:> Well, th^t would do it. They prob^bly don’t w^it to ^nswer your nosy questions. <:

Well thats just b!ring i guess i g!tta keep chase ill catch up eventually

↩ @fauxfurCoattails[FC]

friend of PASCAL!

This user is part of the hive.

:> How d^re they w^nt to live their lives unmolested by r^ndom interrog^tions they ^ren’t being compens^ted for! Truly unre^son^ble. <:

It’s n!t like any!ne is paying me either! They sh!uld get !ver it

↩ @fauxfurCoattails[FC]

friend of PASCAL!

This user is part of the hive.

:> You underst^nd this is why they don’t w^nt to t^lk to you, right. Your l^ck of respect for bound^ries? <:

It c!uld als! me breaking int! private pr!perty but that’s n!t imp!rtant

↩ @fauxfurCoattails[FC]

friend of PASCAL!

This user is part of the hive.

:> Th^t’s p^rt of the l^ck of bound^ries thing -v- <:

I’m d!ing imp!rtant investigative j!urnalism

↩ @fauxfurCoattails[FC]

friend of PASCAL!

This user is part of the hive.

:> -v- I’m sure we’ll ^ll be wowed when you m^ke the front p^ge for bre^king, entering, ^nd ^nnoying the eldritch <:

Damn right i will be

Asnodi Emmoyu, CRQ.

@metamorphicExaminer[ME]

▶︎ That One With The Fake Name Is Tickling Me._

Kult: +25

Kull: +25

Total: 50

Ratio: 1.00

I w!nder wh! this c!uld be ab!ut and luckily it’s n!t me

Kult: +10

Total: 10

↩ @fauxfurCoattails[FC]

Asnodi Emmoyu, CRQ.

@metamorphicExaminer[ME]

▶︎ Of Course Not._ ▶︎ Your Name Is Wel↔l Known. Documented. Licensed._

↩ @metamorphicExaminer[ME]

Thank y!u f!r stating this !bvi!us fact

Kult: +7

Total: 7

↩ @fauxfurCoattails[FC]

Asnodi Emmoyu, CRQ.

@metamorphicExaminer[ME]

▶︎ Anything To As↔sist Your Reputation._ ▶︎ I Do Adore A Fel↔low Investigator._

↩ @metamorphicExaminer[ME]

Thank y!u, I have s! much business t! attend t!

Kult: +7

Total: 7

THE DETECTERROR

Unverified

A user of ambiguous repute.

Job Application

The only one any member of #TeamChud will ever see.

@criticalConspiracist[CC]

closing your eyes to sleep TO WILLFULLY INVITE yourself to a realm of imagined delight OR horrors are YOU going to fall for it?

Kult: +31

Kull: +7

Total: 38

Ratio: 4.43

This is why sleeping isn’t f!r seri!us investigat!rs

Mars Insignia

the beta male that's gonna ruin your night.

Job Application

The only one any member of #TeamChud will ever see.

Chittr Gold™

This user has Chittr Gold™! Did they seriously pay for this? What a chump.

honse,

Appreciator of hoofbeasts with equine variety.

Think oof the moost incoonvenient place too have sex

#nsfw

Kult: +50

Kull: +35

Total: 85

Ratio: 1.43

The temple !n the private pr!perty i’m currently invading is pr!bably !ne !f them

↩ @fauxfurCoattails[FC]

Mars Insignia

the beta male that's gonna ruin your night.

Job Application

The only one any member of #TeamChud will ever see.

Chittr Gold™

This user has Chittr Gold™! Did they seriously pay for this? What a chump.

honse,

Appreciator of hoofbeasts with equine variety.

That dooesn't soound bad at all

↩ @naughtyTechnician[NT]

What if i t!ld y!u that there may !r may n!t be artifacts here fr!m ancient times

↩ @fauxfurCoattails[FC]

Mars Insignia

the beta male that's gonna ruin your night.

Job Application

The only one any member of #TeamChud will ever see.

Chittr Gold™

This user has Chittr Gold™! Did they seriously pay for this? What a chump.

honse,

Appreciator of hoofbeasts with equine variety.

Even better? I get soome gooood time and a soouvenir

↩ @naughtyTechnician[NT]

!!!nes that can make y!u m!re mentally unwell than y!u currently seem t! be

↩ @fauxfurCoattails[FC]

Mars Insignia

the beta male that's gonna ruin your night.

Job Application

The only one any member of #TeamChud will ever see.

Chittr Gold™

This user has Chittr Gold™! Did they seriously pay for this? What a chump.

honse,

Appreciator of hoofbeasts with equine variety.

I'm still standing my groound i really miss my Evil Oorb oof Hoorroor

↩ @naughtyTechnician[NT]