♣ mediated by @asanineTemptation
It's pride month, @asanineTemptation. You know what that means.
POINT OF ORDER! i am invoking my 5th Imperial Endictment privilege to avoid testifying to information that could be incriminating to either myself or any of my quadrantmates
#spadesslickweek has been cancelled. i have just left negociations with @avariceconglomerate and i have been convinced to attend #eridanweek with 3k boonbucks and a personal assistant. i will say the line. #imcoming.
Glad we €ould €ome to an agreement, Sli€k.
Lik£, OMG NO :[ </3
Lik£, old pictur£ of my lusus! https://fil£.gard£n/aFlKpc9M6VY7C8VR/lususpic3_1.png
it bounce wen i walk
imm like if a mmutt was a guy but also wasnnt a guy #deep
UGH.
OMG lik£, who is this about?!? What lik£, blu£ bab£s ar£ you talking to now?:[
THATS MY PURSE I DONT KNOW YOU!
Need a league of loyal bloodthirsty hen€hmen who all despise me, platoni€ally or otherwise. Just know it will never be re€ipro€ated. Now taking appli€ants.
Oh my! Th£y lik£, captur£d m£ pr£tty w£ll, i'm lik£, flatt£r£d and a littl£ lik£. Um. Lik£, shock£d! How much lik£, was this?
/?\ YOU PEOPLE AREN'T ALREADY IN SITUATIONSHIPS /?\
Louie, I literally use tazerkind. Or MoobeastProdKind, if you weren't s€hoolfed enough as a wriggler. As I suspe€t.
(| what are you talking about dude? Lunch Breaks are absolutely safe for work |)