Diemen Xicali
@dogloverXtraordinaire
(| got that Dog in me |)
(| hey are any mods or whatever around. don't wanna bother asking about a verified badge or whatever. not really my style |) (| but if i could get an Oblong Meat Product badge or something that'd be pretty sick. set me apart from all the Meat Casuals |)
(| clowns are fine as long as they're not trying to purge me from the gene pool |) (| some of them are bros though. nobody can get lit and gobble link after link of Glorious Glistening Glizzies like a clown can. damn i'm already feeling hungry just thinking about it |) (| #substance |)
(| absolutely gorged myself on Multiple Thick Weenies and passed out for a whole night. had a fucked up daymare where my lusus looked at me with a smile full of gnarled teeth and asked me if i wanted to know my future before i woke up covered in sweat. those Dogs might have been a little too expired |)
Nah th3m2 ju2t th3 hot dog 2w3at2 broth3r you'll b3 alright
(| pretty sure i'm more than aware of the many different varieties of Meat Sweats dude. of course i'll be alright. still feel like i dived the wrong dumpster though |)
(| picked up a new odd job. kind of annoying. but oh well. it's a Meal Ticket |)
do what you gotta do / i believe in you
(| i feel kinda filthy. oh well. anything for that Premium Meat |)
(| sigh. kinda wish a dude would show up and offer me his Fresh Sausage with a side of Secret Sauce. might have to go on the prowl. wish me luck |) (| #nsfw |)
Rock on. man. I could go for a good. glizzy right now
(| i'm not here to be ranked number one in anything except Loving Meat. seems like i still don't have any competition there honestly. |)
(| damn right it is. damn i'm starving for one of those Heavenly Franks right now. thinking about the feeling of that Hot Meat filling me up... gives me honkfiend welts haha |)
/╲/ ( I ALSO ENJOY MEAT!!!!!!!! MOST PARTICULARLY STEAK BUT ALL PROTEINS ARE EXCELLENT!!!!! ) /╱\
I've barrely been eating all winterr. Feels like I cøuld eat a whøle beefgrrub nøw. Guess I gøtta turrn øn the grrill beførre the førrge.
(| Steak Platters are ok. but what they have in taste they lack in ease and portability. i've never seen a dude walk around with a Meat Slab nestled in their hand. if a drone showed up for you you wouldn't be able to take it with you. far inferior to the sweet simplicity of the Oblong Meat Product |)
(| just woke up in a bush after a couple hours of having the #nsfw tag followed. kinda wish i didn't get a notification every time someone posted there. sometimes a dude wants to check up on stuff without getting his feed monopolized. maybe that's just me though |)
(| damn. jerann's Meat Size got leaked huh. bet he's fuming right now |) (| #nsfw |)
☆ sub 7 im surprised he didnt kill himself over those three days
(| sometimes i lowkey wonder if i should find a highblood freak who's willing to buy me my Precious Delicacies. like a transactional relationship type deal. sounds cool and convenient but i don't wanna be tied down or worry about random some dude catching feelings. probably better to stick to one-off Meal Tickets |) (| #nsfw |)
(| man. don't really care about hatched2dance's music at all but i bet that indigo dude could really knock back a pack or two of Delicious Weenies. just a hunch |)
(| bro you might genuinely be pandead. looked back at what i posted and not really sure where you got the idea that i listen to them. kinda just sounds like you're projecting |)
(| liquid fuel tastes horrible. do NOT try it. but the fumes aren't too bad if you're built different |)
(| everyone needs to post about Hot Meat and Warm Sausage like right now. all of you suck at posting |)
remember to tag your nsfw!
I love Hot meat In my Mouth and That's the Truth. What's your Fave?
Σ(83):ミ i would but som3on3 crash3d th3ir limop3d3 into troll costco so i cant g3t any!
(| i don't know why people think i'm posting nsfw. does everyone on this website not eat Food while they're working or something. thank god i'm hiveless and unemployed |)
...you know, in hindsight, i do see what you mean, but that was still very rude
(| nothing beats the Delectable Mouthfeel of a standard Mouthwatering Frank nestled comfortably within the cozy cleft of Buttery Buns. my standard condiment is Gold Grubsauce but i'm not picky |)
Ooh, yum!! I'm pretty Partial to Decked out 'Dogs, myself.
This is the funniest way I have seen a hot dog described in my entire fucking life.
(| one time i was sleeping in a filthy alleyway and i had a dream that i got a Hot Meat Load stuck in my throat. then i got suplexed until i died. not really sure what that meant |)
Σ(83):ミ if you want to purractic3 g3tting supl3x3d and not dying com3 to th3 fight tank!
fee| free t[] b[][]k a c[]nsu|tati[]n anytime. happy t[] figure []ut what the fuck 👍
(| thanks but that's not really the part of that dream i'm interested in practicing |)
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ I uh.. I don't know. I was in a merzky alleyway once though and I met an equally merzky veck and devotchka on his back. ]
(| set a garbage fan on fire to roast these Premium Weenies i pilfered from an entirely different garbage can earlier tonight. they looked a little greyish before i put them on but whatever i've eaten worse |)
(| back off man. the last thing i need is a greedy crowd of people looking to bogart my Bounty From The Trash... i can't be giving my Delicacies away for free |)
(| what. no it wasn't. you literally said "can you" dude. that makes it a question |)
(| man whatever. i bet you would have just stolen all the Meaty Treats for yourself and left me with squat. and then i'd have to go on the prowl for Meals all over again... |)
(| honestly i don't even care anymore. jerann mussel is a hack and everyone knows it. and his Oblong Meat Game isn't even that good |)
[|||] now now diemen, i understand the anger towards him but let's simmer down. have a chili dog and you'll be able to insult him more calmly.
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ you're completely right that bratchny ain't ever had to deal with cal. chinny little decrep. ]
(| don't really listen to music. unless you consider the sound of Hot Juicy Meat slapping against my tongue music. which i guess i do actually |)
⟅ you're in danger of INTERESTING ME little man! ⟆
(| wow my chirp got so many notifications they won't go away even if i mark them as read. am i a microcelebrity now |)
[|||] i'm craving at least 6 chili dogs now,,,
(| ok so basically, the ranking goes like this: |) 1. bronze (perfect balance of fat and muscle. works with animals so good diet) 2. olive (a little more gamey than bronze but still serviceable) 3. jade (a Rare Treat. but when you get it the quality of the Meat is obvious) 4. violet (not everyone is into the fishy taste but i honestly don't mind) 5. cobalt (some people think it's better than bronze but i disagree) 6. rust (very cheap but definitely mediocre. poor diet and really chewy) 7. teal (very bland. diet consists mainly of Junk Food so not very nutritious) 8. purple (tastes funny. will get you Zooted As Hell so not for the weak) 9. gold (honestly just tastes gross and burnt usually. bad diet too) 10. indigo (really good diet but inedibly tough. impossible to enjoy) (| i'm not especially picky though. these are just objective rankings |)
I do take some slight offense to the placement of Rust, but I am hard-pressed to disagree with your opinions regarding Jade. It truly is a rare treat.
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(| what are you talking about dude? Lunch Breaks are absolutely safe for work |)
(| look man there are always exception to the rule but rusties are just kind of better for other stuff. like Grubsauce |)
(| yeah that checks out actually. stews aren't normally my thing but if i get a chance i'll try it out |)
(| hey what condiments does everyone like on their Tasty Treats? personally speaking i'm an open minded dude. Spicy Meat Mince, Grubsauce, Other Things. it's all good if it's on a good Oblong Meat Product |)
(| that's what i'm TALKING about. some nights i'm just not satisfied until i'm gagging on Link After Link of Hot Glizzies y'know |)
(| yeah for sure. more Oblong never hurts. as long as i can still taste the Oblong Meat underneath i'm good |)