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ummmm hey can someone get in contact with the chittw devs about impwementing a vewified account featuwe ??? the twagan bwand is inimitabwe and twagan doesnt want nefawious figuwes to twy and steaw theiw identity fow mawicious puwposes ......
@anthewionsAwysm youw envy is pawpabwe ....... you wish you had hawf my joyous whimsy and swaggew X/
hehehe juuuuust hatched that way twagan guesses !!! uwu
https://fiwe.gawden/aMWywW5Ut1DWyQno/hewwo.png testing !!! hewwo !!!
twagan wouwd nevew do such a thing ..... twagan woves having nice sweet unpwobwematic convewsations with evewyone onwine !!!!!
twagan thinks evewyone on chittw needs to swow down ....... at this wate nobodys gonna have anything new to do discouwse about tomowwow night !!!!!! have some decency !!!!!
aaaaah twagans soooo happy you think so !!!!!!! <333
https://fiwe.gawden/aMWywW5Ut1DWyQno/twagan_covew.png ohhhh fow those of you who dont know twagan ..... hewes twagans twoww vogue covew fwom wast sweep !!!! twagan thinks the intewview in that pawticuwaw issue was VEWY vewy tastefuw !!! feew fwee to give it a wead !!! X3
ugh yeah ....... twagan is stiww so upset about it ........ evy put sooooo much effowt into hew audition !!!!!! she shouwda easiwy gotten way mowe votes than twagan !!!!!! buuuut evewything wowked out pwetty weww in the end at weast ...
https://fiwe.gawden/aMWywW5Ut1DWyQno/twagan_eviwon.png aaaaah memowies ..... this photoshoot with my bestie @injudiciousCuwinist was soooo fun !!! those days of campaigning togethew fow the sway ow nay contest wiww wive in my bwood pushew fow the west of my wife ... (dont wowwy about the siwwy widdwe caption thewe ...... just a itty bitty injoke uwo)
these jokes awe aww weawwy bad X/
ok this bit is pwetty funny actuawwy ..... twagan appwoves !!!
what things owo .....
twagan wuvs the sound of honking !!!!! uwu
oh ...... its cuz its Fwowfiewds ..... not Fwowewfiewds .....
hm ..... fow some weason twagan is getting a 404 ewwow when they pwug that twowwtag into a pwofiwe wink ....... weiwd .....
thanksies !!!!!!!!!!! X333
ooooooh twagan sees vewification stickews !!!!! twagan wants one of those thingies !!!!!! who do they have to get in contact with to get one of em ??? twagan doesnt want to be the victim of impewsonation !!!!!
yay yay yippee !!!!!!!! its the one and onwy twagan !!!!!!!! thats been wegawwy vewified now !!! uwu
twagans not gonna get on youw case about it ...... but you might wanna watch whewe you post youw bozophobic invective .......
twagan is so excited fow tomowwow !!! keep an eye out fow a widdwe itsy bitsy suwpwise ewsewhewe if you know whewe to wook .......... #iykyk #uwu #twewvemeatssowawpewigee
twagan doesnt need to chase anything ........ cwout chases twagan just wike you seem to be chasing them !!! X3
woooooooah twagan is so pwoud to be in 16th pwace !!!!! X333
hehe of couwse !!!!!! X3
hehehe thank youuuuuuuuu ............ i KNOW thats high compwiments !!!!!!!! my bestie distwa weawwy is an expewt !!!!!!!!! X333
thank u !!!!!!!!!!! dont teww anyone but the secwet is actuawwy gwound up scawabbeetwe cawapace !!!!!!! it impawts just such a wovewy iwidescence to the fabwic if you use it as sequins !!!!!! buuuuuuut the twick is that theywe weawwy bwittwe so you gotta be suuuupew dupew cawefuw when youwe cutting them !!!!! no sweat fow twagan though !!!!!! X3
https://fiwe.gawden/aMWywW5Ut1DWyQno/twagan_gwam.gif thwowback !!!!!!!!! stiww one of twagans favowitest designs !!! even though some peopwe cwiticized it fow being "too bowd" and "weiwd" ....... wike um yeah !!! its cawwed HAUTE COUTUWE !!!!! duhhhhhhhhh !!!!! get with the pictuwe sweepyhead !!!!!!!! thats the POINT !!!!!!!! X///
once again twagan wants to make it cweaw that twagan wuvs and suppowts theiw amazing cwown fwiends and fowwowews !!!!!! youwe aww such a huuuuuuuuge inspiwation fow twagan !!!!!!!! and thank aww of you that have sent twagan such sweet gifts !!!!! Xo3 #cwowns #puwpwebwoods #juggawos #cwownwife #wovecwowns #twewvemeatssowawpewigee
twagan wouwd nevew judge one of theiw bewoved cwown fans fow whatevew they decide to do with twagans image !!!!!
https://fiwe.gawden/aMWywW5Ut1DWyQno/twagancwown.png a fan sent this in !!!!!!! twagan wuuuuuvs it so much !!!! twagan thinks theiw "cwownsona" is sooooooooo adowbs !!!!!!! whoop whoop !!!!! Xo333
https://fiwe.gawden/aMWywW5Ut1DWyQno/twagan_twowwaustinpowews.png twagan and the bae !!!!!!!!!!!!!! X333 @agentPowews <333 #matespwitwife #wovemyman #intewnationawmanofmystewy #gwoovy #shagadewic #yeahbaby
of couwse !!!! twagan may just be a cute widdwe gowdbwood but aww theiw cwothing matewiaws awe pwemium gwade !!!!!! even highbwoods weaw twagans bwand !!!! its that good !!!!!! X3
oooooooh ooh ooh evy is a genius !!!!!!! twagan needs to stawt pwanning that wight away !!!! themed photoshoots awe the funnest evew !!!!!!!! X3
aaaaaaah thank you so much youwe too sweet !!!!!! (not that thewes any such thing as TOO sweet hehehe ...) twagan wuvs fuw !!! its theiw favowite matewiaw to wowk with !!! thank you @injudiciousCuwinist fow souwcing soooo much of it fow twagan !!!!!! <333
https://fiwe.gawden/aMWywW5Ut1DWyQno/twagan_outfits.png hewes a spwead of outfit concepts twagan dwew up fow twagans wast fashion show !!!!!!!! owiginawwy twagan was going to pick one of these outfits to weaw to jeevik week ..... but twagan eventuawwy decided to go with theiw iconic wook !!!!!! sometimes simpwe is bettew !!! pwease feew fwee to weave a chitt bewow wetting twagan know which outfit you wike the best !!!!! ow weast ..... up to you !!!!! X333 #fashion #fashionicon #fashionweek #iwovefashion #cwothesaweamazing #yaaaaaaay #X3
twagan is vewy vewy fwattewed by youw pitch sowicitations ...... but twagan wouwd pwefew if you messaged them pwivatewy instead of cownewing twagan into a pubwic hatebaiting campaign ! oki ? uwu
hehehe thank you distwa ....... you dont have to wowwy about twagan though ..... twagan is used to insuwts fow theiw vewy unfowtunate if incwedibwy adowabwe speech impediment ..... x(
wowie !!!!! if twagan weminds nesben of nesben then nesben must be soooooooo supew dupew coow uwu !!!!!!!!
hewwo !!!!!!!!!! twagan is so so so supew dupew excited to be hewe !!!!!!
hehehe twagan gets that a wot ..... but weawwy twagan just has a wot of wove and wespect fow the cwown aesthetic ...... and of couwse cwowns awe some of twagans bestest fans !!!! xo3
twagan doesnt pwactice cwownism but twagan is wishing wots and wots of wuck to evewyone cewebwating the twewve meats sowaw pewigee this sweep !!!!! whoop whoop !!! x3
haha a need fow what ... owo
twagan thinks vagueposting about someone is weawwy gauche and cowawdwy ........ thankfuwwy twagan has nevew evew done anything as petty as that !!! uwu
twagan thinks twansgwessive expwessions of womance awe pewfectwy vawid !!! waiws who paiw awe just as vawid as quadwant vaciwwation is !!! but onwy one of them is considewed taboo ......... boooooooooowing !!!!!!
hehe ...... twagan hopes theiw matespwit is doing okie dokie wight now ........... hes soooooooooo coow and mystewious ..........
twagan doesnt get the tiwamisu vewy often ........ its soooo so bittew and makes twagan feew yucky ucky ... funniwy enough twagan was going to owdew it fwom wactawt cuwdswab the othew day befowe twagan asked you what youw wecommendation was !!!
twagan doesnt undewstand dependencies on stimuwants wike coffee and enewgy dwinks to stay awake ........ twagan is high on wife !!!!!!!!!!! and maybe a teeeeeensy weensy itsy bitsy bit of sugaw ...... uwo
hehe dont wowwy about it ...... X3
my matespwit is of a nowmaw age and ouw wewationship is unpwobwematic
ummm putting an awewt out thewe fow evewyone on the chittwspace ...... watch out fow usew anthewionsawysm .......... if you vawue youw cawiginous sanctity do not engage ....... twagan bewieves in quadwant expwession but hew unwanted and widespwead pitch fwiwtation is disgusting ..............
twagan is unfowtunatewy used to being attacked and insuwted onwine by viwe hatews who awe jeawous of twagans success .... this is mewewy a dwop in the cup and twagan wiww not be detewwed ...... twagan just wants to thank aww theiw fans who awe soooo so suppowtive at this time !!! togethew we stand steadfast !!!!!!! x3
wow some bwood cowows dont wook vewy good on the dawk backgwound of this site .....
twagan thinks peopwe awe using chittw as a dating app now ........ #notgood
no twagan is vewy popuwaw and bewoved uwu
twagan is pewfectwy neutwaw on aww powiticaw topics except fow the ones twagan is wegawwy mandated to have stwong opinions about !!! wemembew: twagans opinions awe awways the cowwect ones to have !!!!!!! x333
twagan thinks obwong meat pwoducts awe okay .......... twagan pwefews yummy ummy sweet food instead that makes them jump up and down saying yippee instead though !!!!!!! shoutout and good wuck to those pawticipating in the hot dog eating contests at cwown town this twewve meats !!!!!! uwu
you hate twagan because you aint twagan .....
twagan weawwy is the wuuuuuuuuckiest twoww on awtewnia <33333333 X3
weww maybe ........ but when twagan does it its nowmaw and oki doki !!!!! X3
thewes aaaaaaww sowts of mixes and wemixes and such if you know whewe to wook !!! h2d fans awe wewentwess ...
#nowpwaying HATCHED2DANCE - HATCHED4YOU (no vestwi mix)
wow ........ twagan wikes the funny way you tawk !!! even if twagan cant weawwy make out hawf of the funny wowds you use !!! X3
ummm yes ..... its kinda what twagan does .....
evewy time twagan wooks at theiw acwonym and doesnt see theiw adowabwe wittwe X3 emoticon i get soooooo vewy vewy sad X'(((
you shouwd awso twy the wimited time twewve meats faygo suwpwise if you get the chance !!!!! its to die fow !!!!!! uwu
omg yes yes yesssss yay yay yippee !!!!!!! uw sweet tweats awe awways such music to twagans taste gwands !!!!!!!! X333 but you gotta pwommy that youww awso twy twagans new wecipe fow bwoodjam puff pastwies ow ewse it isnt faiw !!!! oki ?
twagan awweady wistened to that song ........ twagan is soooo so vewy timewy and punctuaw !!! X3
#noweating some yummy weftovew twipwe scawabbewwy swiww cheesecake fwom wactawt cuwdswab !!! twagan wuuuuuuuuvs wactawt cuwdswab ........... X333
evewything twagan does is not onwy intentionaw ... but awso incwedibwy smawt and gweat !!! X3
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twagan wouwd nevew get a cywindew stuck in anything by accident ...... twagan thinks mowe peopwe need to aspiwe to twagans exampwe u_u
@injudiciousCuwinist testing !
its weawwy weawwy sad that hes gonna die howwibwy and aww but thats not an excuse fow being a pwagiawist .....
and whiwe im at it vestwi is on thin ice too !!!!!!!!!! i had an owfactowy bwand fiwst !!!!!!!!!!! dont think that just because you smeww as bad as i smeww sweet that youwe off the hook !!!!!!!!!
wike youwe witewawwy six sweeps owd .......... copying othew twowws is NOT cute at that point ........ gwow up .......
twagan just feews wike if they wewe dying of cowdyceps bwoodwot at weast theyd stiww be owiginaw about it .....
you say that but twagan KNOWS that one wusty that jouwnawist guy intewviewed was totawwy twying to steaw my quiwk ........ its totawwy twanspawent ......
twagan thinks eeeeeeeevewybody shouwd fowwow theiw bewoved matespwit @agentPowews !!!!!!! hes soooooooo gwoovy and sexy !!!!!!! twust twagan you wont wegwet it !!!
when are people going to realize all of chixies music is just ai generated slop
>moirail sapping my energy too fucking hard >my bulges came off #nsfw
>bugs and bitches alike want the maxlol experience >you could stand to learn a thing or two rusty
>thats what good nook feels like
remember to tag your nsfw!
>you are a punk cunt @dogloverXtraordinaire
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