Alys Hydrick
@anthelionsAlysm
Blueblooded, though not in the way you'd assume. Politician, Philanthropist, and positively enlightening in every capacity. 🇬🇧 ✨ | She / Her | Prince of Light. — Affiliated with @THEFELT.
⟡ Remember, self-love is just as important as any quadrant. 𖹭 https://i.imgur.com/ngDBL7B.png
HOO HOO HOO. BEHOLD, WHORES. ANOTHER POST. ANOTHER BANGER. ANOTHER MASTER PIECE! THIS TIME, TITLED : A LORD AND HIS BITCH. TO CELEBRATE THE EXPONENTIAL GROWTH OF MY POSSE. ONCE AGAIN. INCREDIBLE ART. AMAZING EFFECTS. BAD ASS MUSCLES. HOT BITCHES. AND ME, IN THE CENTER OF IT ALL. WHAT MORE COULD YOU WANT. NOTHING, THAT'S WHAT. THIS IS ART AT ITS PEAK. #GORE #VIOLENCE #BADASS #FUCKINGAWESOME #AWESOME #GOESHARD #THEMAN #IAMTHEMAN #THEMAN #THE #MAN #GORE #GORE #BLOOD #TEETH #BLOODEVERYWHERE #ALPHA #ALPHAMALE #ULTIMATEMANGAKA #MANGAKA #MANGA #CHAIN #BITINGMYOWNLEGOFF #LEG #CHAIN #ART #AMAZINGART #AWESOMEART #BADASSART #INCREDIBLEART #OUTSTANDINGART #NOHATERS #DEADSISTER #SISTERKILLER #KILLER #FUCKINGBADASS #BADASS #AMAZINGINCREDIBLEART #KICKASSART #MANGA #MANGAART #ANIMEART #MUSCLES #MASCULINITY #BLOOD #DEATH #LORDENGLISH #THEMAN #IAMTHEMAN #GORE #VIOLENCE #BADASS #FUCKINGAWESOME #AWESOME #GOESHARD #THEMAN #IAMTHEMAN #THEMAN #THE #MAN #GORE #GORE #BLOOD #TEETH #BLOODEVERYWHERE #ALPHA #ALPHAMALE #ULTIMATEMANGAKA #MANGAKA #MANGA #CHAIN #BITINGMYOWNLEGOFF #LEG #CHAIN #ART #AMAZINGART #AWESOMEART #BADASSART #INCREDIBLEART #OUTSTANDINGART #NOHATERS #NSFW #BITCHES HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/6B62555FC11B.PNG
whom is that even meant to represent...?
THE LATEST ADDITION TO MY POSSE OF BITCHES, OBVIOUSLY. MARVEL IN THE SHEER QUALITY IN MY ART. AND WEEP AS YOU REALIZE, YOU COULD NEVER MATCH MY LEVEL. HAA HAA HAA!!!!!!!!!!!
... Actually might be speechless for once.
right, sUre, peak mangas and all that. the design jUst seems rather specific to me! does this particUlar bitch have a name?
YOU'RE BEHOLDING ART. THE HIGHEST DEGREE OF CREATION, TO WHICH ANYONE CAN ASPIRE. THIS IS WHY THEY CALL ME THE ULTIMATE MAN GAKA, BITCH! THIS IS THE RESULT OF YEARS OF WORK. CRAFTING. DEDICATION. AND SWEAT.
BITCH. YOU DO NOT NEED TO WORRY YOUR SELF, WITH THE PRECISE GOINGS ON OF MY GAGGLE OF BITCHES. PERCHANCE.
well, alright. yoU have fUn, i sUppose!
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I'm lik£. Blown away! WOW. OMG. WOW.
GUESS WHAT. IF YOU'RE READING THIS.... YOU HAVE BEEN FUCKING OWNED, BY #THEMAN. RECHIT THIS, TO TOTALLY HAVE YOUR FRIENDS GET OWNED, BY #THEMAN.
I AM THE FUCKING MAN, BITCH. THE AMAZING, BAD ASS, AND ALL POWERFUL... LORD ENGLISH!!!!!!!!!!!
HOO HOO HOO. LOOKS LIKE ANOTHER WHORE CAN'T HANDLE THE FACT THAT SHE GOT FUCKING OWNED!!!!!!!!!!!
YEAH YEAH YEAH GET OWNED BY #THEMAN
Just had this blast from the past pop up on my timeline from yonks ago. 😇 or 😈? #Halloween201X https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/f4a6646e4c94.png
Anyone willing to share the secret cure-all to upper back pain? My traps have been really feeling it lately.
Yes, well I’m not entirely planning on getting wired into the mainframe, but it’s the thought that counts!
3833 < BIIIG STRETCH! > 3833 < If you can, stretch back over something with a rounded edge. If you have bones, they might crackle! >
Perfect the arch. Got it. Appreciated. PS. If there's any chiropractors out there, hit me up.
Because I'm aware that I didn't actually include much of a good reference for the members of the audience who don't know where the trapezius muscles are located, it's in the upper-back region. See reference below. https://i.imgur.com/tyyaF7S.png #shouldn'thavetotagthisbutjustincase #mildlysuggestive (?)
Following on from that last chitt, I suppose the cat's out of the bag now. Yes, I've joined 'The Felt'. Or I've got some sort of accord with their leader. The fickle nature of circumstance. You either sink or swim, and I'd rather not drown beneath the waves of my now, very much lost, land of antiquity. ... suppose it's not that much of a secret, I did update my bio' two days ago, but figured it was better to make a statement in light of certain events. #comingoutthevelveteencloset. #independentcontractor.
Considering my only other option is my own residential parking-spot of sweet, blissful nonexistence, it certainly looks like it. Anything other than green would be delightful.
If you have a specific color in mind, let me know! I can go get paint right now!
Consider it a shared endeavour. Can't exactly ask you to do that entirely off your own good will.
What am I here for, If not to help my fellow felt out? Buuut, I get your point, too.
If you're really eager for suggestions, I've got a penchant for blue, but let's not jump the gun. Metaphorically speaking.
Oh, I love a good blue too! :)! I don't wanna overwhelm you with the friendliness too much, sorry lol. But I am seriously here if you need help. When you get here, If you'd like, I can take you out to the Nice stores in midnight city. You know, the kind where the cashier doesn't start loading their gun under the counter the moment green walks in.
Can't hardly blame a girl for doing what needs to be done.
Sometimes the chips aren't in our favour. It's a gambit, just like anything else. Hoping this one pays out.
WHAT THE FUCK. WHAT'S WRONG WITH GREEN. DO YOU THINK YOU'RE TOO GOOD FOR IT. IS THAT IT. I'M OUT RAGED. WHAT THE FUCK.
I expressed to you that I'd need time to grow on it! Besides, don't really want to steal your thunder, do I? Sometimes, contrast IS key, you know!
Repeating 'all clout is good clout' as they drag me away to the sanatorium.
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT.
NO. CLEARLY I DO NOT, SINCE I ASKED. WHAT THE FUCK. ARE YOU STUPID.
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(( hiiiii soo stoked for this-- will "ad space for purchase" be included in this post at some point once that's all set up? 👀👀👀 i'd love to support the site and shitpost as well lawl
Girls LOVE causing problems. ;)
fiiiiiiiinally one i can actually agree with
God is dead, and we have killed him. How shall we comfort ourselves, the murderers of all murderers? Got to top ten though. ;)
I've changed my tune entirely. The leaderboards are everything now. If you're not in top 20, I don't know if I can tolerate you in my space. Just saying. #LightPlayerSupremacy.
0h s0 n0w the light supremacist is g0ing t0 tell us wh0 can and can't talk t0 her.
Yes there is, and look who's TOP TEN BABY.
Really, it's actually more of an achievement to not be on the leaderboard if you REALLY go deep down and into it. The indie scene's always been more appreciated than mainstream stays.
youw jeawousy is as pawpabwe as evew .......... it wouwd be bettew if you hadnt said anything at aww .........
Sixteenth place means there's fifteen more entries after you who have just secured their legitimacy in betterment. Of course, I don't care about such things. We rise above it.
unwike sooome peopwe ... twagan has awweady actuawwy won stuff that mattews !!! onwy the pathetic and despewate wouwd see this wanking system as anything meaningfuw ........... hmmmmmmmmm ...............
Never knew the professional league of wankery had crowned its' new champion.
The Wonderbread lady has nothing on me. I don't see her rocking the gilded badge of honour.
weiwd thing to say ..........
DeviantArt culture is dead and gone. This is what the next-generation of e-persons have cultivated. Completely and utterly pan-rotted.
⟡ Remember, self-love is just as important as any quadrant. 𖹭 https://i.imgur.com/ngDBL7B.png
[oh shit i forgot there were aliens on here] [kinda bad though]
Kind of? There isn't any doubt in this case- she, as they say, can get it.
iT's So MoThEr FuCkInG gReAt To SeE aLl ThEsE pHoToGeNiC aSs InDiViDuAlS pOpPiNg Up On My TiMeLiNe. :o) HONK mOtHeR fUcKeR lIkE mE wOuLd'Ve DiPpEd YoU iN bUtTeR sO tHe JiGgLe WoUlD sHiNe
Day 1.5 of being Homelessness. Yeah, that got old quickly. Move fast, work harder, and never let momentum go cold. #StayWinning.
*Beating Homelessness. Apologies, somebody mentioned day-drinking earlier and I might have had a few too many at this time of morning. Afternoon?
NOT EVEN A THANKS. NO GRATITUDE. NOTHING. FUCKING UNBELIEVABLE. THE THANKLESSNESS OF THESE WHORES.
Oh, very well. Thank you, my Lord. For the generous gift of having a roof over my head. Even if it is audaciously hued.
WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN MEAN. QUIT MAKING UP WORDS UNDER MY POSTS. FUCK YOU.
I mean, technically you're in my post right now. Also, you didn't comment on my photo. Rude. :/
Day 1 of experiencing homelessness for the first time: I think it's entirely fair to say that this is an all-around pretty shitty deck of cards to be dealt, and if I could perform taint-to-tip castration on whomever was responsible, then I'd gladly do so in a heartbeat. Unfortunately, to much disbelief (including my own), I do not yet possess a death-wish.
HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA. YOU HAVE FUCKED WITH #THE MAN. AND GOTTEN THE HORNS. GET WRECKED, BITCH!!!!!!!!!!! MEAN WHILE. MY LIFE IS AMAZING, AND I LIVE IN A MANSION. IT IS GOOD TO BE THE MAN.
I bet your mansion is gaudy as fuck. P.S, rubbing salt in the wound doesn't really make you a man, it almost paints you in the congenial light of being a little bitch. Just reflections.
MY MANSION IS NOT ONLY FUCKING AWESOME. IT IS ALSO BAD ASS, AND FULL OF FUCKING GUNS. AND ALL KINDS OF COOL SHIT, INCLUDING MY CREW. HOO HOO HOO. HAA HAA HAA. BEHOLD, BITCH! HTTPS://JESUITROUNDUP.ORG/WP-CONTENT/UPLOADS/2020/05/LORD_ENGLISHS_MANSION.PNG
. . . I loathe to admit it, but it might actually have some degree of potential. Were it not for that god-awful shade of green, then I'd almost say that it's quite the looker. What about something like ... Yeah. That's better. https://i.postimg.cc/GpzRdXcg/Potential-Improvement.png
Defacing? Hardly. Maybe I could get into the business of inter-planetary home renovation. 🤔
... Lord. Okay, I'm aware of how borderline humiliating this is. Does anyone have free digs in this quadrant of the incipisphere? I may be somewhat 'temporarily and spatially displaced' from my previous digs. And no, @xylitolThrall, I am not humouring your last, shitty attempt to draw my attention. I have bigger fish to fry. (Not a targeted statement towards any sea-dweller.)
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ This is really embarrassing man. ]
Σ(83):ミ th3 fight tank r3mains op3n to anyon3! and you can stay until you g3t punch3d out of it
im not rEading allat sorry about yo pEnis sphErE #nsfw
Thank you, well aware of that. The classical idiom of 'talk shit, get hit' very much applies here, noted!
☆ sorry you said quadrant and xylitolThrall in the same post so i got distracted can you say that again
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Snrk. If you're on here begging for a place to crash at I can't imagine you'd hit real hard. ]
HOO HOO HOO. HAA HAA HAA. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS, WHEN YOU FUCK WITH #THE MAN. BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!
Well. I wasn't planning on making good on this promise, and I have no intent on sharing any BIBLICALLY MYTHICAL codes after my experiences throughout this dreadful consortium, however, in the spirit of celebrating '10 followers' ... (Which comparatively, doesn't seem like all that much compared to others.) ... I suppose I'll do something of an 'AMA'. As a fully-ascended Prince of Light. No future-sight queries though, that's not my cup of tea. Ask away.
Plenty of bitches, thank you very much, IF I wanted them, which I'm not particularly preoccupied with at the minute considering my planet just got blown to bits and pieces.
Don't get caught lagging behind, nor let anyone tell you how you should be utilising that which lies within you at your disposal. Fuck shit up, Page.
Gods above and below, I CACKLED with this.
^^thank You...^^ ^^i Will! no doubt can shake our conVictions^^
Just a general announcement. Might be SLIGHTLY behind with replies considering I'm hiding myself from a nigh-tyrannical twat who just obliterated my planet. No skin off my back, mind you, already completed my quest ages ago, but don't exactly APPRECIATE the sentiment!
Chin up, @gutsyGumshoe. God truly forbid a woman be allowed to do anything.
THIS IS WHAT I HAVE BEEN SAYING. Thank you, AA. You at least seem to have a solid noodle on your shoulders.
Oh, I try. We humans have to stick together from time to time; don’t we? Don’t let them dim your lustre.
Well the mood's certainty shifted at this time of night. Day? Some vague temporal schrödinger's superposoition of all possibilities.
TFW you taunt too close to the sun and now you're getting death-threats from the Angel of Double Death. Usually I'd quip something witty and relevant here, but I'm more-so mildly impressed by my own capabilities. Is this a win?
Oh, surely you know of the big, bad boogeyman of Paradox Space.
I do not, know. It's a Cherub whom, through rumour foretold, wields ungodly, monstrous power beyond that of most players' wildest dreams. Or something like that.
HAA HAA HAA. HOO HOO HOO. ME, BITCH! THE AMAZING, UNBEATEN, AND ALL POWERFUL. LORD OF TIME!!!!!!!!!!!
What part of “crawl back to whatever hole you slithered out of” didn’t quite get through that thick skull of yours, hm?