Alys Hydrick
@anthelionsAlysm
Blueblooded, though not in the way you'd assume. Politician, Philanthropist, and positively enlightening in every capacity. 🇬🇧 ✨ | She / Her | Prince of Light. — Affiliated with @THEFELT.
Just had this blast from the past pop up on my timeline from yonks ago. 😇 or 😈? #Halloween201X https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/f4a6646e4c94.png
Anyone willing to share the secret cure-all to upper back pain? My traps have been really feeling it lately.
Yes, well I’m not entirely planning on getting wired into the mainframe, but it’s the thought that counts!
3833 < BIIIG STRETCH! > 3833 < If you can, stretch back over something with a rounded edge. If you have bones, they might crackle! >
Perfect the arch. Got it. Appreciated. PS. If there's any chiropractors out there, hit me up.
Because I'm aware that I didn't actually include much of a good reference for the members of the audience who don't know where the trapezius muscles are located, it's in the upper-back region. See reference below. https://i.imgur.com/tyyaF7S.png #shouldn'thavetotagthisbutjustincase #mildlysuggestive (?)
Following on from that last chitt, I suppose the cat's out of the bag now. Yes, I've joined 'The Felt'. Or I've got some sort of accord with their leader. The fickle nature of circumstance. You either sink or swim, and I'd rather not drown beneath the waves of my now, very much lost, land of antiquity. ... suppose it's not that much of a secret, I did update my bio' two days ago, but figured it was better to make a statement in light of certain events. #comingoutthevelveteencloset. #independentcontractor.
Considering my only other option is my own residential parking-spot of sweet, blissful nonexistence, it certainly looks like it. Anything other than green would be delightful.
If you have a specific color in mind, let me know! I can go get paint right now!
Consider it a shared endeavour. Can't exactly ask you to do that entirely off your own good will.
What am I here for, If not to help my fellow felt out? Buuut, I get your point, too.
If you're really eager for suggestions, I've got a penchant for blue, but let's not jump the gun. Metaphorically speaking.
Oh, I love a good blue too! :)! I don't wanna overwhelm you with the friendliness too much, sorry lol. But I am seriously here if you need help. When you get here, If you'd like, I can take you out to the Nice stores in midnight city. You know, the kind where the cashier doesn't start loading their gun under the counter the moment green walks in.
Can't hardly blame a girl for doing what needs to be done.
Sometimes the chips aren't in our favour. It's a gambit, just like anything else. Hoping this one pays out.
WHAT THE FUCK. WHAT'S WRONG WITH GREEN. DO YOU THINK YOU'RE TOO GOOD FOR IT. IS THAT IT. I'M OUT RAGED. WHAT THE FUCK.
I expressed to you that I'd need time to grow on it! Besides, don't really want to steal your thunder, do I? Sometimes, contrast IS key, you know!
Repeating 'all clout is good clout' as they drag me away to the sanatorium.
NO. CLEARLY I DO NOT, SINCE I ASKED. WHAT THE FUCK. ARE YOU STUPID.
Girls LOVE causing problems. ;)
fiiiiiiiinally one i can actually agree with
God is dead, and we have killed him. How shall we comfort ourselves, the murderers of all murderers? Got to top ten though. ;)
I've changed my tune entirely. The leaderboards are everything now. If you're not in top 20, I don't know if I can tolerate you in my space. Just saying. #LightPlayerSupremacy.
0h s0 n0w the light supremacist is g0ing t0 tell us wh0 can and can't talk t0 her.
Yes there is, and look who's TOP TEN BABY.
Really, it's actually more of an achievement to not be on the leaderboard if you REALLY go deep down and into it. The indie scene's always been more appreciated than mainstream stays.
youw jeawousy is as pawpabwe as evew .......... it wouwd be bettew if you hadnt said anything at aww .........
Sixteenth place means there's fifteen more entries after you who have just secured their legitimacy in betterment. Of course, I don't care about such things. We rise above it.
unwike sooome peopwe ... twagan has awweady actuawwy won stuff that mattews !!! onwy the pathetic and despewate wouwd see this wanking system as anything meaningfuw ........... hmmmmmmmmm ...............
Never knew the professional league of wankery had crowned its' new champion.
The Wonderbread lady has nothing on me. I don't see her rocking the gilded badge of honour.
weiwd thing to say ..........
DeviantArt culture is dead and gone. This is what the next-generation of e-persons have cultivated. Completely and utterly pan-rotted.
⟡ Remember, self-love is just as important as any quadrant. 𖹭 https://i.imgur.com/ngDBL7B.png
[oh shit i forgot there were aliens on here] [kinda bad though]
Kind of? There isn't any doubt in this case- she, as they say, can get it.
iT's So MoThEr FuCkInG gReAt To SeE aLl ThEsE pHoToGeNiC aSs InDiViDuAlS pOpPiNg Up On My TiMeLiNe. :o) HONK mOtHeR fUcKeR lIkE mE wOuLd'Ve DiPpEd YoU iN bUtTeR sO tHe JiGgLe WoUlD sHiNe
Day 1.5 of being Homelessness. Yeah, that got old quickly. Move fast, work harder, and never let momentum go cold. #StayWinning.
*Beating Homelessness. Apologies, somebody mentioned day-drinking earlier and I might have had a few too many at this time of morning. Afternoon?
NOT EVEN A THANKS. NO GRATITUDE. NOTHING. FUCKING UNBELIEVABLE. THE THANKLESSNESS OF THESE WHORES.
Oh, very well. Thank you, my Lord. For the generous gift of having a roof over my head. Even if it is audaciously hued.
WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN MEAN. QUIT MAKING UP WORDS UNDER MY POSTS. FUCK YOU.
I mean, technically you're in my post right now. Also, you didn't comment on my photo. Rude. :/
Day 1 of experiencing homelessness for the first time: I think it's entirely fair to say that this is an all-around pretty shitty deck of cards to be dealt, and if I could perform taint-to-tip castration on whomever was responsible, then I'd gladly do so in a heartbeat. Unfortunately, to much disbelief (including my own), I do not yet possess a death-wish.
HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA. YOU HAVE FUCKED WITH #THE MAN. AND GOTTEN THE HORNS. GET WRECKED, BITCH!!!!!!!!!!! MEAN WHILE. MY LIFE IS AMAZING, AND I LIVE IN A MANSION. IT IS GOOD TO BE THE MAN.
I bet your mansion is gaudy as fuck. P.S, rubbing salt in the wound doesn't really make you a man, it almost paints you in the congenial light of being a little bitch. Just reflections.
MY MANSION IS NOT ONLY FUCKING AWESOME. IT IS ALSO BAD ASS, AND FULL OF FUCKING GUNS. AND ALL KINDS OF COOL SHIT, INCLUDING MY CREW. HOO HOO HOO. HAA HAA HAA. BEHOLD, BITCH! HTTPS://JESUITROUNDUP.ORG/WP-CONTENT/UPLOADS/2020/05/LORD_ENGLISHS_MANSION.PNG
. . . I loathe to admit it, but it might actually have some degree of potential. Were it not for that god-awful shade of green, then I'd almost say that it's quite the looker. What about something like ... Yeah. That's better. https://i.postimg.cc/GpzRdXcg/Potential-Improvement.png
Defacing? Hardly. Maybe I could get into the business of inter-planetary home renovation. 🤔
... Lord. Okay, I'm aware of how borderline humiliating this is. Does anyone have free digs in this quadrant of the incipisphere? I may be somewhat 'temporarily and spatially displaced' from my previous digs. And no, @xylitolThrall, I am not humouring your last, shitty attempt to draw my attention. I have bigger fish to fry. (Not a targeted statement towards any sea-dweller.)
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ This is really embarrassing man. ]
Σ(83):ミ th3 fight tank r3mains op3n to anyon3! and you can stay until you g3t punch3d out of it
im not rEading allat sorry about yo pEnis sphErE #nsfw
Thank you, well aware of that. The classical idiom of 'talk shit, get hit' very much applies here, noted!
☆ sorry you said quadrant and xylitolThrall in the same post so i got distracted can you say that again
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Snrk. If you're on here begging for a place to crash at I can't imagine you'd hit real hard. ]
HOO HOO HOO. HAA HAA HAA. THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS, WHEN YOU FUCK WITH #THE MAN. BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!
Well. I wasn't planning on making good on this promise, and I have no intent on sharing any BIBLICALLY MYTHICAL codes after my experiences throughout this dreadful consortium, however, in the spirit of celebrating '10 followers' ... (Which comparatively, doesn't seem like all that much compared to others.) ... I suppose I'll do something of an 'AMA'. As a fully-ascended Prince of Light. No future-sight queries though, that's not my cup of tea. Ask away.
Plenty of bitches, thank you very much, IF I wanted them, which I'm not particularly preoccupied with at the minute considering my planet just got blown to bits and pieces.
Don't get caught lagging behind, nor let anyone tell you how you should be utilising that which lies within you at your disposal. Fuck shit up, Page.
^^thank You...^^ ^^i Will! no doubt can shake our conVictions^^
Just a general announcement. Might be SLIGHTLY behind with replies considering I'm hiding myself from a nigh-tyrannical twat who just obliterated my planet. No skin off my back, mind you, already completed my quest ages ago, but don't exactly APPRECIATE the sentiment!
Chin up, @gutsyGumshoe. God truly forbid a woman be allowed to do anything.
THIS IS WHAT I HAVE BEEN SAYING. Thank you, AA. You at least seem to have a solid noodle on your shoulders.
Oh, I try. We humans have to stick together from time to time; don’t we? Don’t let them dim your lustre.
Well the mood's certainty shifted at this time of night. Day? Some vague temporal schrödinger's superposoition of all possibilities.
TFW you taunt too close to the sun and now you're getting death-threats from the Angel of Double Death. Usually I'd quip something witty and relevant here, but I'm more-so mildly impressed by my own capabilities. Is this a win?
Oh, surely you know of the big, bad boogeyman of Paradox Space.
I do not, know. It's a Cherub whom, through rumour foretold, wields ungodly, monstrous power beyond that of most players' wildest dreams. Or something like that.
HAA HAA HAA. HOO HOO HOO. ME, BITCH! THE AMAZING, UNBEATEN, AND ALL POWERFUL. LORD OF TIME!!!!!!!!!!!
What part of “crawl back to whatever hole you slithered out of” didn’t quite get through that thick skull of yours, hm?
In what was unequivocally a polarising turn of events, it seems I've came into acquisition of a new title. How does 𝗛𝘂𝗺𝗮𝗻 𝗔𝗺𝗯𝗮𝘀𝘀𝗮𝗱𝗼𝗿 sound? #Justanotherrungontheecheladder.
HOO HOO HOO. HAA HAA HAA. CAN'T YOU SEE, YOU DUMB LITTLE LASS? THERE IS NO NEED FOR YOU TO BE SO EAGER TO MEET ME. YOUR DESTRUCTION IS IMMINENT, AND FORETOLD. IN EVERY POSSIBLE TIMELINE. DO NOT FRET. I AM ALREADY HERE.
Hey, thanks for the LEGENDARY appearance! You don't mind if I clickbait you for relevancy, do you? Well, scratch that, you can't really do much about it considering I've already posted, but figured that I'd give you the heads' up all the same just to spread peripheral awareness. Don't threaten me with a good time though. It's been ages since I've had a good challenge.
IT WILL BE MY PLEASURE TO PUT YOU WHERE YOU BELONG. SIX FEET UNDERGROUND IN THE BACK YARD, ALONGSIDE YOUR DEARLY DEPARTED MALE GUARDIAN.
. . . Ha. Haha. Ha. How the fuck do you know about that? That was supposed to be blotted out for a reason, not for fucking technicolour prying eyes to bear witness to.
HOO HOO HOO. HAA HAA HAA. LOOK AT YOU, SMUG LASS. PRANCING AROUND YOUR LITTLE LAND OF CARBON AND CLOUDBURST, THINKING YOUSELF SO SAFE. THINKING I DON'T KNOW EVERYTHING THERE IS TO KNOW AND MORE. PREPARE YOURSELF, WOMAN. YOU AREN'T NEARLY AS SLICK AS YOU THINK YOU ARE. HAA HAA HAA. HOO HOO HOO.
Keep going, I dare you. You're aware that you're one step away from being blocked, right? . . . Not that it matters if you apparently know where my land is. I'll have the gall to admit this is mildly disconcerting, but you don't scare me. Come at me then, why don't you. The vague gesturing's only pissing me off.
Hey. Don't pity me. Who the hell do you think you are?
DON'T FRET, ADALHEIDIS LUCINIUS. WE WILL MEET IN DUE TIME. I HAVE MORE IMPORTANT MATTERS TO TEND TO FOR THE TIME BEING THAN TO PUT SOME IRRELEVANT LASS IN HER PLACE. HOO HOO HOO. HAA HAA HAA. REMEMBER ONE THING. ⡇ ⣎⣱ ⡷⢾ ⣎⣱ ⡇ ⣏⡱ ⣏⡉ ⣎⣱ ⡏⢱ ⢇⢸ ⣇⣸ ⣏⡉ ⣏⡱ ⣏⡉ ⠇ ⠇⠸ ⠇⠸ ⠇⠸ ⠧⠤ ⠇⠱ ⠧⠤ ⠇⠸ ⠧⠜ ⠇ ⠇⠸ ⠧⠤ ⠇⠱ ⠧⠤ ⠶
Excuse me, hold on one bloody moment. You don’t get to all but doxx me to every troglodyte that uses this social media platform and then say you’ve got better things to do. Either prove that you’ve got the bollocks to go through with it, or quite frankly, piss off with this contrary vague-posting.
HOO HOO HOO. HAA HAA HAA BE CAREFUL WHAT YOU WISH FOR. IMPETUOUS LITTLE WHORE.
I've made the difficult choice to take a break from Chittr for the sake of my wellbeing. Sometimes, you have to come to terms that those who share space with you don't have your best interests at heart. It's a decision that wasn't made lightly, but ultimately, I have to put myself first. Nobody else will, after all. 😔
TypinG ThiS LikE YoU Won'T Be BacK In FivE MinuteS
Yeah, jeer all you want! Heckle, even. Sticks and stones can break my bones, but words ... words 𝙘𝙖𝙣 hurt.
Mentally strangling you right now by the by. Hope that helps.
★ can you two fucking kiss already its making my absolutely nauseous that nothing has happened yet
Yeah, they wish. Sorry, I don't give out that sort of treatment for free.
Okay, I feel the need to defend myself on here. I've been the subject of an unjust smear campaign from '@xylitolThrall', a vile, misbegotten creature who has no doubt only clung to his due to attaching himself onto the financially blessed basement-dweller monotype like a parasite assimilating itself onto its' host's bacterial swill. Just saying my piece. I won't hide in the shadows about this. #TheTruthHurts.
too wong didnt wead awso twagans pwonouns awe they/them .......... not vewy woke of you ........
Okay, I feel the need to defend myself on here. I've been the subject of an unjust smear campaign from '@xylitolThrall', a vile, misbegotten creature who has no doubt only clung to THEIR FAME due to attaching THEMSELVES onto the financially blessed basement-dweller monotype like a parasite assimilating itself onto its' host's bacterial swill. Just saying my piece. I won't hide in the shadows about this.
☆ #thetruthhurts and it turns out the truth is that you fumbled. time to own it
Okay, but I literally corrected myself. Maybe reply a little faster next time, who knows.
in a wepwy to the owiginaw post that no one wiww evew see ................................... you cannot even fathom the cawwout posts that awe going to be wwitten about this incident awone ..... youwe done fow ......
☆ correcting someone to the incorrect spelling and "misspeling" is humiliating. we really need a delete chirp button!!!!
Okay, so I'm feeling REALLY attacked right now. Is this how you all approach a victim of targeted aggression? Nitpicking?