♦ pitied by @anthelionsAlysm
you evver lowwkey feel like a predator for seein someone an randomly fallin completely head ovver heels in lovve wwith them so you havve to then secretly photograph them and jerk off all ovver the photographs then track them dowwn an start followwin them around at the foodblock until they go on their palmhusk an wwatch them put in their passwword like a talonbird then followwin them home an sneakin in through the wwindow an unlockin their palmhusk an findin all their socials an phone number an wwritin it all dowwn leavvin callin them pretendin to be an insurance call but youre actually across the block from their wwindow jackin off in the scuttlebug hangin around after the call ends a girl comes ovver they fuck you wwatch from outside lickin on and breathin up against the wwindow you nut an it shoots on the wwall you dont havve time to clean it up before someone goes outside an sees the nut splatter wwhat the fuck is that nut babe wwhat the fuck theyre both aggro you gotta get back to your hivve an add them on facetroll #nsfww
#vagueposting i see how it is.
It has come to my attention that some of you have begun to interpret my responses as… intrusive. An understandable concern. Allow me to clarify. I am not inserting myself where I do not belong. Nor am I “targeting” anyone with undue attention. That would suggest a level of intent that isn’t particularly relevant here. I am simply acknowledging what is already present. Your posts, your remarks, your… expressions of self. Each one is a small confirmation. A signal that you continue to occupy the space you have found yourselves in. I respond to those signals. Not to alter them. Not to interrupt them. Certainly not to overwhelm them. Only to recognize that they have occurred. You may think of it as observation, if you prefer. Or, if that feels too distant... appreciation. After all, continued existence, especially when made visible, is something worth acknowledging. I would hardly ignore it.
Good morning, all. Evening's press conference was a layup, as expected. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/5c75c6a94a02.png
There's a pool of blood in the Sage Green sitting room. I don't know where it's coming from. It's spreading. #FeltManorPsa
TABLET UPDATE TWO. WELL WELL WELL. LOOK WHO HAS FINALLY DECIDED TO START WORKING AGAIN. HOO HOO HOO. FINALLY. BACK TO WORK. PS : DO NOT COMMENT ON THE SMOKE. I AM TOLD THAT THIS IS NORMAL. HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/3C58FBFC357F.PNG
MY DRAWING PAD WON'T START. WHAT THE FUCK. SOMEONE FIX THIS IMMEDIATELY, AND I WILL CONSIDER SPARING YOUR LIFE. WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH IT. HERE IS ATTACHED, A PICTURE OF IT. FOR DIAGNOSIS PURPOSES. HTTPS://I.YTIMG.COM/VI/L9EHL169X3Q/HQ720.JPG?SQP=-OAYMWEHCK4FEIIDSFRYQ4QPAXMIARUAAAAAGAELAADIQJ0AGKJD&RS=AON4CLCBW_NWCPHX-QN7CUJD-KHBC3GUJG
TABLET UP DATE. PUTTING IT IN THE MICROWAVE, DID NOT HELP AT ALL. IN FACT, ALL IT DID WAS PRODUCE BLACK SMOKE AND A TERRIBLE SMELL, BEFORE LIGHTING ON FIRE. ALSO. IT STILL WILL NOT START. THE TECHNICIANS ON THIS SITE, ARE FUCKING TERRIBLE. HORRIBLE SERVICE. ZERO OUT OF TEN. NO STARS. SOME ONE TELL ME HOW TO MAKE THIS FUCKING THING START AGAIN. HTTPS://I.YTIMG.COM/VI/MQD_P6OUI-C/HQDEFAULT.JPG
A *WHAT* TAIL?
ive discovered that getting hate reactions on my posts is actually very satisfying. i used to be such an instigator. you all are going to end up reawakening that in me.
Hell of a thing to wake up to!!!! Thanks for telling the other humans I'm hot
THIS WEB SITE IS MY PLAY GROUND. AND ITS USERS, MY AUDIENCE. BILLIONS HANG ON TO MY EVERY WORD. DESPERATELY THISTY FOR MY ATTENTION. RECHIT THIS IF YOU ARE A TRUE #CHITHEAD.
dont ask me about any of that sgrub shit that wwas literally six swweeps ago also dont ask me wwhat that means for my current existence im sick of answwerin timeline questions
PICKED UP A BOOK ON MY SHELF. TURNED THE PAGES AT RANDOM AND PICKED OUT A WORD. IT WAS "MURDER". JUST A LITTLE LOOK INTO MY TWISTED PSYCHE. #ALPHAMALEMOTIVATION #SIGMAMALE
i tripped down the stairs again, but didn't break my nose this time i think im getting better at not being a failure all the time, just, most of the time that was funny right, i meant for that to be funny and not just pathetic maybe i shouldnt send thi
Don't mind Poppop. No, we can't move him. My dad will have an everloving fit.
This was the lived experience of every neighborhood child permitted into my home, much to my embarrassment.
3833 < BIIIG STRETCH! > 3833 < If you can, stretch back over something with a rounded edge. If you have bones, they might crackle! >
[begin chit] inzta11ati0n he1ped a 10t with thiz. #b0dyh0rr0r [end chit]
remember to chitt #imcoming to #eridanwweek
Never enter into relationships where you aren't getting an equal part of the pie. Friendships, quadrants, it matters not. If you aren't getting something out of the transaction, it isn't worth your time. #Wisdom #Selflove
LOST MY TIME MACHINE! #DEVASTATED
WHAT THE FUCK. WHAT'S WRONG WITH GREEN. DO YOU THINK YOU'RE TOO GOOD FOR IT. IS THAT IT. I'M OUT RAGED. WHAT THE FUCK.
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Can't hardly blame a girl for doing what needs to be done.
What am I here for, If not to help my fellow felt out? Buuut, I get your point, too.
If you have a specific color in mind, let me know! I can go get paint right now!
Are you moving in? I can help you paint your room to Not Green! I don't know how to do floors though but I know a good place in the city for Rugs!
Are you?? ... Hold a moment. What in Creation.
FUCK THIS.
NO. CLEARLY I DO NOT, SINCE I ASKED. WHAT THE FUCK. ARE YOU STUPID.
THIS IS ART, BITCH! BEHOLD IT.
HOO HOO HOO. BEHOLD, WHORES. ANOTHER POST. ANOTHER BANGER. ANOTHER MASTER PIECE! THIS TIME, TITLED : A LORD AND HIS BITCH. TO CELEBRATE THE EXPONENTIAL GROWTH OF MY POSSE. ONCE AGAIN. INCREDIBLE ART. AMAZING EFFECTS. BAD ASS MUSCLES. HOT BITCHES. AND ME, IN THE CENTER OF IT ALL. WHAT MORE COULD YOU WANT. NOTHING, THAT'S WHAT. THIS IS ART AT ITS PEAK. #GORE #VIOLENCE #BADASS #FUCKINGAWESOME #AWESOME #GOESHARD #THEMAN #IAMTHEMAN #THEMAN #THE #MAN #GORE #GORE #BLOOD #TEETH #BLOODEVERYWHERE #ALPHA #ALPHAMALE #ULTIMATEMANGAKA #MANGAKA #MANGA #CHAIN #BITINGMYOWNLEGOFF #LEG #CHAIN #ART #AMAZINGART #AWESOMEART #BADASSART #INCREDIBLEART #OUTSTANDINGART #NOHATERS #DEADSISTER #SISTERKILLER #KILLER #FUCKINGBADASS #BADASS #AMAZINGINCREDIBLEART #KICKASSART #MANGA #MANGAART #ANIMEART #MUSCLES #MASCULINITY #BLOOD #DEATH #LORDENGLISH #THEMAN #IAMTHEMAN #GORE #VIOLENCE #BADASS #FUCKINGAWESOME #AWESOME #GOESHARD #THEMAN #IAMTHEMAN #THEMAN #THE #MAN #GORE #GORE #BLOOD #TEETH #BLOODEVERYWHERE #ALPHA #ALPHAMALE #ULTIMATEMANGAKA #MANGAKA #MANGA #CHAIN #BITINGMYOWNLEGOFF #LEG #CHAIN #ART #AMAZINGART #AWESOMEART #BADASSART #INCREDIBLEART #OUTSTANDINGART #NOHATERS #NSFW #BITCHES HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/6B62555FC11B.PNG
Thursday's for working the triceps. As is every other day, but Thursday is when you give 'em a little extra attention so that they can continue to steal the attention of everyone with even an iota of appreciation for a chiseled form.
IN A WORLD OF "PAWG"S AND "MILF"S, I HAVE DARED TO RISE UP, AND BECOME THE "GOAT".
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WELL WELL WELL. IT SEEMS AS IF SEVERAL INCARNATIONS OF MY HORRIBLE, NO GOOD, AWFUL BITCH OF A SISTER, HAVE SOME HOW SPAWNED ON THIS WEBSITE. TWO OF THEM, TO BE PRECISE. WHICH IS TWO MORE, THAN OUGHT TO EXIST. DISGUSTING. HORRIBLE. AWFUL.
good evvenin wwretched wworms
for a moment i was worried that i may be slightly too old for this site but then i saw a user with their age listed in the hundreds and im going to choose to believe them. so i think im fine actually.
vvery wwell in that case alloww me to extend my flipper in a stately and most princelike manner towward @anthelionsAlysm since you saww fit to introduce us
The pedantic in me can't help but object to the unsaid implication that sharing a class automatically lays stable foundation for friendly relations. But as your friend and esteemed business partner, I'll indulge the elbow nudge to the ribs and play ball. Let's get goddamn princely in here.
twagan doesnt do any themsewf ..... but twagan awso knows that mind-awtewing #substances awe actuawwy vewy impowtant to cwown cuwtuwe !!!!! both wewigiouswy and fow wecweationaw puwposes !!!!! so twagan wouwd nevew evew dispawage any twoww who DOES pawtake !!! uwu #notjudging #judgmentfweezone #cwownswhododwugsawevawid
iT's So MoThEr FuCkInG gReAt To SeE aLl ThEsE pHoToGeNiC aSs InDiViDuAlS pOpPiNg Up On My TiMeLiNe. :o) HONK mOtHeR fUcKeR lIkE mE wOuLd'Ve DiPpEd YoU iN bUtTeR sO tHe JiGgLe WoUlD sHiNe
thinking of them today https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/6334c5bdbf4d.png
https://fiwe.gawden/aMWywW5Ut1DWyQno/twagan_jewann.png twagan ............. ok honestwy twagan doesnt weawwy wemembew why this pictuwe was taken ow how ..... but what twagan DOES know is that mistew mussew wooks sooooooo good in twagans cwothes !!!!!!!! evewybody shouwd weaw twagans cwothes !!!!!!!!!!! #twagan #twagansewehn #xywitow3hwaww #X3 #fashion #fashionicons #fashiontwends #yaaaaaay #uwu
fiiiiiiiinally one i can actually agree with
HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA HAA. HOO HOO HOO HOO HOO. HAA HAA HAA! GET OWNED, BITCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS, WHEN YOU MESS WITH THE MAN!!!!!!!!!!! #IAMTHEMAN #THEMAN #THE #MAN #ALPHAMALE #SIGMAMALE #SIGMAGRINDSET
-- gutsyGumshoe's car exploded! --
﹌ Violets are. Fascinating. Just as you humans are in your own right I suppose! ﹌
YOU DO NOT KNOW SHIT. AND YOUR CREW SUCKS.
HATERS WILL SAY THIS IS "FAKED". HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/8943FB5071F3.PNG
im a heterosexual androromantic yes wwe exist the media is just constantly silencin us cause theyre scared more men wwill find out the truth an take the blackpill wwomen an men are vvirtually incompatible both sexually cause modern wwomen havve a monopoly on the bedroom an as friends im not gay though quite the contrary wwomen lovve gay men because they are socially female wwhich is a prerequisite for foids determinin howw much they should invvest in a man wwhen i say im androromantic it means im a man wwho vvalues the wwisdom an company a other masculinists
i probably hate wwomen more than caliborn does honestly #burnedtoomanytimes
BY THE WAY. FOR ALL DUMB ASSES. ASS HOLES. AND OTHER DUMB FUCKS WHO DID NOT UNDERSTAND MY JOKE. IT WAS A PLAY ON WORDS. YOU SEE. BECAUSE CHITTR. AND SHITTR. COUNT ALIKE. BUT ONE IS THE NAME OF THE WEB SITE. AND THE OTHER, WHILE SOUNDING ALIKE, CONTAINS THE WORD "SHIT" WITHIN IT. ALLUDING TO THE FACT, THAT MANY OF THE PEOPLE ON HERE, ARE DUMB SHITS. IT IS BOTH AN INSULT AND A CLEVER PLAY ON WORDS. THIS IS WHY I AM THE AUTHOR, AND YOU ARE THE READERS. I AM THE TEACHER, AND YOU ALL, MY STUDENTS. ONLY THIS TIME. THE TEACHER WILL NEVER BE SURPASSED. BECAUSE THE STUDENTS. YOU. ARE ALL DUMB ASSES, AND HATERS.
NOT EVEN A THANKS. NO GRATITUDE. NOTHING. FUCKING UNBELIEVABLE. THE THANKLESSNESS OF THESE WHORES.
silly aliens don't know what a vaguepost is LOL #vaguechitting
Universe-propagating game tip of the day! If your muscular fortitude stat of choice is high enough, you can pick your denizen up by the tail and swing them around to do a surprising amount of damage. #sburb #sgrub #sglub #sblob #splop #sqonk #sball
[oh shit i forgot there were aliens on here] [kinda bad though]
fuck yØu fuck tØu fuck yØu https://file.garden/acHvPwA0vHdP6DiØØØ/Untitled1_20260324101706.png
﹌ Me anϡ my ϡarling! How I cannot wait to go to earth again. Missing you ϡearly! @rampantRoyalty https://i.imgur.com/RjejHe0.jpeg ﹌
CT ~ There Is Naught I Yearn For Quite Li(ce The Crashing Of Vvvaves And Chitter Of Lusii
Opened my day with a nice cup of coffee, a chapter of The Grapes of Wrath with some Louis Armstrong playing in the background. Loving it. #lifeisgood #blessed
EXPANDING MY POSSE OF BITCHES. HOO HOO HOO. AS EXPECTED. THIRSTY DESPERATE BITCHES, ARE DESPERATE TO JOIN THE FELT. HAA HAA HAA. INQUIRE NOW. BEFORE IT IS TOO LATE!!!!!!!!!!!
~° Nothing like plugging your husktop in to charge overday only to realize in the evening that the other end of the cord was disconnected from the outlet and the husktop is fully dead now. ~°
man shes gonna kill me after the shift
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fire cooks things and sterilizes water and wounds #justthoughtushouldknow #cavemancore
work picccc they have me in the atom mines again :( https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/2baede281ce0.png
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS NOW, ABOUT A FIRE. WHAT THE FUCK.
what's up FLOORBOARDS i'm awake what did i miss #latebirdnevergetstheworm #theyhadmeupforthelaunchbutyknow #unbotheredqueen
^^thank You...^^ ^^i Will! no doubt can shake our conVictions^^
So through endless twilights I dreamed and waited, though I knew not what I waited for. Then in the shadowy solitude my longing for light grew so frantic that I could rest no more, and I lifted entreating hands to the single black ruined tower that reached above the forest into the unknown outer sky. And at last I resolved to scale that tower, fall though I might; since it were better to glimpse the sky and perish, than to live without ever beholding day.
I have been alerted by Jake that there are numerous posts calling for my immediate social execution on grounds of unfair judgment. However, these posts have been made by mouth breathers whom I have barricaded from my feed for the sake of my own sanity and/or general disdain for exposed genitalia. IF you are reading this, possibly through a companion or a burner account, I may consider unblocking you if at some random interval I review your profile and you no are no longer suffocatingly annoying. Carry on!
If Cancel Culture was real, how do we explain the existence of Lord English? #CheckmateCrocker
i haven't seen grinding this hard ever since i was at the steel plant!! #nsfw
both taste like unfettered ass sorry :/
man people really can't write lyrics huh! #vaguechitting #ialmosttypedvagueclittingoops
she fuel on my injector until i generate thrust #justwomeninstemthings
this kinda vague chittring on main is CRAAAAAZY