#nsfww
as troll evvola aptly describes evverythin is cyclical an the return to tradition is inevvitable #megidowweek didnt come from thin air it is the death cries of a moribund society beseechin redemption wwhich can only be realized through the maenad dance a rustie biptches gyratin their fat oily backsides on the hood of a chevvy scuttlebug #nsfww
i do not partake in the #ganja instead i aristocratically sneef nocuous wwhite powwder wwhile vviolently friggin a pair a knickers belongin to my wwigglerhood swweetgrub until the soporific spasm a orgasm rocks me to a lonesome sleep #substance #nsfww
i wwant to reenact a franzetta paintin wwith you me in my fur loincloth an a tuskbeast headdress wwieldin a labrys atop black crags as i fight off hoards a goffs you in a tattered bikini that barely conceals your jiggleicious spheres pokin out at the slavverin orks like twwo gray dollops a frozen grubpaste ah fuck it #nsfww #musins
it is once again yoga pants season wwhich means you get to see the mathematically perfect curvve of a girls ass crack jigglin just try not to stare for too long or she wwill call the drone patrol #nsfww
my dearest tiarna my bubsy busty biggerly boobied dairy queen i miss you terribly as im wwritin this im kneelin by your favvorite armchair the one ovverlookin the coast by the big wwindoww wwhere you practiced to read wwhile i sat beside you wwould shake my head an laugh at your malapropisms like a pipe chewwin savvant a the fin de siecle evven though you wwere twwenty swweeps my senior but ivve alwways had a predilection for the mature type i like my wwomen jocastian wwith a side a saddlebag you nevver seemed to believve me wwhen i pronounced your beauty but you wwere the flabby rust aphrodite a my d...Read more
wwhatevva im cool noww wwatchin #wwetjeans vvideos on my comically large 325 inch telly #nsfww
simpin is treated as wwrong an shameful wwhich results in a wworld wwhere it is dominated by bottom tier males wwho are crass an rakish simp honorably an rewward tasteful goonbait on the free market an the egirls too wwill improvve #nsfww
comrades i am ready to admit that i am a certified #karcuck my numerous failed attempts at seducin multiple alts a the nubby horned siren has only aggravvated my appetite need a bib for the wway hes got me slavverin like barkbeast i wwanna stick my face betwween his sensitivve kareasts an go pffffffttbfffbbff fuck baby please come back i am nothin #nsfww #divvorce
some miserable clay eater told me to go fuck myself today in standard eridanny fashion i planned to decapitate him an display his head on the hood a my teslaa wwhile drivvin through the cull court wwhen i had a sudden out a body experience (probably reached the fourth jhana lets be real guys im definitely the awwakened one) i found myself in a strange place that looked like the set a the big comfy couch an for some reason seahorse dad wwas there too turns out he had befriended the clowwnette wwith the vvery honkable nose hubba hubba an they told me that im nevver gonna get laid unless i literally fuck mys...Read more
as a diagnosed nook empath im constantly at risk a devvelopin psychogenic thrush wwhenevver i glimpse a vvacuum sealed vvulvva through a tight pair a leggins please showw some consideration for the nook vvulnerable among us an #pickthatcameltoe before i come to vvery real harm #nsfww
yes before anyone asks on my alternia wwe reproduce by ticklin our partners until they vvomit into a bucket our lunch wwill make such a beautiful grub baby #nsfww
my busty gutterblood milkmaid tripped an spilled the charcuterie board because she cant see her feet from under her vveiny f cups luckily i havve enough wwine to keep the guests entertained wwhile the chef prepares a neww tray of tiny cheeses an cocktail wweenies #nsfww
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dont piss me off or ill feed your nudes to ai #nsfww
you evver lowwkey feel like a predator for seein someone an randomly fallin completely head ovver heels in lovve wwith them so you havve to then secretly photograph them and jerk off all ovver the photographs then track them dowwn an start followwin them around at the foodblock until they go on their palmhusk an wwatch them put in their passwword like a talonbird then followwin them home an sneakin in through the wwindow an unlockin their palmhusk an findin all their socials an phone number an wwritin it all dowwn leavvin callin them pretendin to be an insurance call but youre actually across the block...Read more
people are alwways askin me eridan howw do you havve such great skin an the answwer is undoubtedly genmat retention i used to be just like you chumps i suffered from t zone acne since i wwas six but that all changed wwhen i started edgin our ancestors all practiced genmat retention wwhich is wwhy they rocked swweet beards men theres a reason soyciety gatekeeps this ancient praxis from us read all about it on my substack @ substack.com/caligulaAscendit an consider subbin for more alpha lifestyle tips to help YOU escape the matrix #nsfww #alpha
by popular request my almighty an omnipotent bitch breaker the priapic kraken a the seas fuckin your lusus barkbeast style #nsfww https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/86190e418510.jpg
the real reason i cant fill my quads is cause people refuse to make space for my gun sorry becky but ivve been emotionally invvolvved wwith my penultimate rifle long before your sorry landdwwellin ass strutted onto my shores #nsfww #gunsexual
as codified by statute 34 section twwo male citizens a the maritime republic a the great fincel revvolution must undergo mandatory bulge checks to ensure that all male citizens havve fair access to the female population as an anti macrophallism measure due to missin out on key devvelopmental an romantic milestones fincels wwith bulges rangin from micro to just beloww avverage wwill be guaranteed a female 8-10 thus bulge size is commensurate to a wwomans attractivveness on the flip side gigachads wwith macrophalluses are civvilly barred admission to any wwoman abovve a twwo failure to abide by this...Read more
if scene vvriska posts ass i wwill donate 3m caegars to scuttlebugs for grubs #nsfww #fuckemgrubs #cantgetthestupidjingleoutamyhead
as a vviolet male you havve twwo paths to choose from bein a racist femboy or bein a racist fincel troll norwwood 3.5 propelled by the singular fantasy a finally receivin a nursin handjob from the empress herself so you can finally proclaim look seahorse dad i made it #nsfww
evvery time i chitt about likin girls at least one or twwo wweirdos wwith forced feminzation fetishes come out a the wwood wwork to wwokesplain transmaxxin to me as if im not in the pitch dark asshole depths a the manosphere i read the manifesto i knoww all about the superiority a female aesthetics full body orgasms an the sexual excitement a havvin a female body the male gender role is broken an increased technological devvastation means most males are becomin obsolete except im not a wwoman trapped in a mans body im a cis man wwith bad genetics an trauma from constant rejection transition wwould not fix...Read more
its dumb howw some wwomen are so hot you havve to activvely suppress thinkin about it in order to act normal around them its like tryin to pail wwithout cummin turns it from easy sleazy pure pleasure into a balancin act ordeal a endurance kind a stressful an obnoxious tbh #nsfww #blackpill #wwomen #totalcuckstate
a wwomans breasts are the most important thin about her there is no other trait that rivvals in importance #nsfww
from here on out i wwill only dry hump my felloww males an customarily soil my trousers no penetration no nudity just good old fashioned tactile frottin through our clothes like nature intended #alpha #amicitia #nsfww #philososlayer #androphilia