comrades i am ready to admit that i am a certified #karcuck my numerous failed attempts at seducin multiple alts a the nubby horned siren has only aggravvated my appetite need a bib for the wway hes got me slavverin like barkbeast i wwanna stick my face betwween his sensitivve kareasts an go pffffffttbfffbbff fuck baby please come back i am nothin #nsfww #divvorce
GOMEN FOR YOUR PLIGHT. I'M ABOUT TO PERFORM A SUMMONING. OF A CONSUMMATE PROFESSIONAL. WHO IS QUALIFIED TO ASSIST YOU. IN REALIZING SUCH MATTERS. THROUGH THE MEDIUM OF HIGH ART. @ARCHIVEADDICT INCREDIBLE POTENTIAL HERE.
have you thought about visiting a brothel beneath the haze of a drunken stupor after denying yourself for sweeps but unable to hold back anymore you pick out the whore that looks the closest to him and you go as far as to cut their hair or make them speak a certain way and you call out karkats name while you make good on your caegars and while they sit on the balcony smoking after it you lay in the mess youve made together weeping softly for what you yearn for knowing no sick and twisted doll you try to create in the shape of him will ever be the same (tags: Eridan Ampora/Karkat Vantas, whoring, #nsfw, prostitute fic, yearning, quadless pailing, long distance reversecuck, sadfic, archive rating: M)
SKILL ISSUE. GET GUD.
trust me ivve already tried tapin his picture to a pilloww wwith a bulge agitator attached its not the same
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