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my dearest tiarna my bubsy busty biggerly boobied dairy queen i miss you terribly as im wwritin this im kneelin by your favvorite armchair the one ovverlookin the coast by the big wwindoww wwhere you practiced to read wwhile i sat beside you wwould shake my head an laugh at your malapropisms like a pipe chewwin savvant a the fin de siecle evven though you wwere twwenty swweeps my senior but ivve alwways had a predilection for the mature type i like my wwomen jocastian wwith a side a saddlebag you nevver seemed to believve me wwhen i pronounced your beauty but you wwere the flabby rust aphrodite a my dreams noww its only in my dreams that i can see you i miss your eau de lait your black hair wwith its reddish tint that wwas only vvisible wwhen the light hit it at the right angle i havve memorized the constellation a cellulite dimplin your thighs an i wwish that wwe had more time so my tongue brain could havve committed evvery divvot curvve an lacuna dintin your body to memory because i wwant my favvorite foods to taste like you i pray that you remember me that my cries travverse the fabric a time an space wwith kantian zeal an find you sleepin in your cupe wwhere they invvade your pan wwith pictures a me proud heroic napoleonic wwith an 8 pack like a trilobite #milkmaid #imessedup #nsfww #broken

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i was just thinking about her eridan what happened

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i happened an I crushed her under the cthonic wweight a my desire an noww wwere here i guess

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I TAKE BACK WHAT I SAID ABOUT CONFESSIONS BEING AN EXPULSION OF WEAPONIZED EMOTIONAL VOMIT. THIS IS THE SCREAM OF A DYING STAR. THIS IS THE ECLIPSE OF A SOLAR GIANT, THE SWAN SONG OF AN INSUFFERABLE PHILOSOFUCKER AND HIS UNDYING PASSION FOR BIG, FAT RUMBLESPHERES. I HATE THAT YOU MOVED ME TO TEARS WITH THIS. FUCK YOU. REALLY. I MEAN IT THIS TIME.

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it takes a norwwood twwo an a unadulterated categorical lovve for fat bitches to unlock the floodgates a the kind a burnin passion that is lost to antiquity wwith the modern invvention a the palmhusk anywway howw much do you wweigh

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*NOT* FUCKING ANSWERING THAT.