some miserable clay eater told me to go fuck myself today in standard eridanny fashion i planned to decapitate him an display his head on the hood a my teslaa wwhile drivvin through the cull court wwhen i had a sudden out a body experience (probably reached the fourth jhana lets be real guys im definitely the awwakened one) i found myself in a strange place that looked like the set a the big comfy couch an for some reason seahorse dad wwas there too turns out he had befriended the clowwnette wwith the vvery honkable nose hubba hubba an they told me that im nevver gonna get laid unless i literally fuck myself its a good thin i didnt kill this land dwweller for a change cause hes some kind a clowwngirl medium an wwhile magic is a bunch a poppycock an im probably just havvin nicotine wwithdrawwal talkin to some dowwn an out lowwblood cause i lost my juul this seems like pretty solid advvice so yeah if anyone has an appearifier theyre beggin to part wwith let me knoww cause im lookin to buy for obvvious reasons #substance #eridanwwar #trolllist #nsfww