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#feltmanorpsa Salt in the sugar bowl.
#feltmanorpsa There's a tunnel behind the last rack in cellar twelve. Tell me someone forgot to update the directory.
#feltmanorpsa @slowDozer is currently blocking access to the viridian parlor. Don't pay it a visit if you don't want to be there a while.
#feltmanorpsa now that the pool is de-jello'd, and while the cleaners are doing their thing inside, i set up the heat pumps to near-jacuzzi levels so everyone can come wash off their paint. the yellow ink is nooootttt coming out easy in my case but you know, that's fine.
There's a pool of blood in the Sage Green sitting room. I don't know where it's coming from. It's spreading. #FeltManorPsa
#feltmanorpsa ahem. there are 44 paintball guns available in the foyer, plus mine, spares four potential crew intervention or breakage. all midnight city residents are welcome to partake if they so desire. paintball canisters in the respective colors (white included four the stripes), as well as charm colors are available in (four now) full stock in each of the kitchens, with extras stashed around in miscellaneous rooms and halls and also probably your room if you left it unlocked. if you decide to shoot snowman or scratch, that's your own funeral, and your usage of my weaponry agrees to these term...Read more
Keep your tap shoes outta respectable ladies' inboxes. #FeltManorPSA #NSFL
#feltmanorpsa Alright Alright. I know you all missed your leader. I'm here.
#feltmanorpsa @engineNoise Helped me plot, plan, and accomplish this masterpiece. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/474404206980.png
#feltmanorPSA The brownies are still uneaten, I just ate a few and they tasted like straight up GRASS. The fuck is this? Enjoy fuckers.
#feltmanorpsa at least it's lime flavored jello this time.
#FeltManorPSA Load up, boys. Got an imp, might have more. Time for an extermination sweep.
#feltmanorpsa okay, who filled the pool with jello again. it was funny the first time but we've been over this, T4RGET your pranks, come on!
ALRIGH7 WHICH ONE OF YOU CHUCKLEFUCKS DID I7. #FELTMANORPSA
Lime Green Kitchen renovations are finished. Do NO7 burn it down again. #FeltManorPSA
Manor Update due to the timeline fuckery. Lime Green kitchen still being renovated, some dunce burnt most of it down last week. Since the Emerald Green kitchen is now a fucking ice rink, we just have the Chartreuse Green one left. Do NO7 destroy it. #FeltManorPSA