Crowbar
@misterSeven
|| OOC MUSE INFORMATION || • doomed timeline crowbar, who is the last remaining of his original crew • he continues to exist outside the normal doom-loop via temporal shenanigans • often lurking or taking up residence in other felt manor instances • a bit more quiet, reserved, and solemn || OOC MUN INFORMATION || • DMs are always open • please feel free to DM me OOC about anything as well! • open to shipping but please communicate OOC first
It's about that time where I should shut everything down and call it an evening. But I can't shake the nagging feeling that I'm forgetting something.
If you forgot about it, then it must not be important.
Usually I write it down if it's important enough, but somebody muddled up the papers in my office while I was out.
Disgusting. Well. I hope whatever it was becomes obvious to you sooner rather than later.
I'm sure it'll come back to me if it's sufficiently important. In the meanwhile, I've a rat to take care of.
@itChy I'm locking you out of the drinking cabinets. You're bothering the matron. Don't make me lock you in a room, too.
@amorousFortune I'm putting it here so you stop rabbiting about it. #nsfw https://i.imgur.com/V7bewvj.png
YEEEE4444HHHH!!!!
that's my boss. :)
I look away for an hour and come back to some new jiggy nonsense all over the main dash. #nsfw
come take the quiz! there's no actual jiggin' stuff in it, promise.
Lot of blokes on here that could use a point to the rulebook of how to treat a damsel.
🤗
Hear hear.
Scotch. Light. Book. Quiet. We'll see how long "quiet" lasts.
@bubbleBlower I have completed my investigation, based on all of the previous posts and responses that I could find. Broken down in chronological order, here are what I believe to be the likely chain of events regarding Eggs' recent "possession": => 1 Week Ago Eggs has an encounter with a strange individual, under the name of "7otally normal guy". 7his user sends several apparently blank comments into the post feed, much to Eggs' confusion, and then vanishes. Unsure if physical contact was ever established. => 1 Week Ago Immediately after the previous encounter, Eggs becomes riddled with the belief that he is a human. His exact words were, "Help, I'm sick! I'm a human and unwell!" => 4 Days Ago 7he last normal sighting of Eggs before the incident, talking about dressing up as an "egg" for #eggsweek. => 3 Days Ago Eggs begins chanting an unusual mantra, calling himself a "Regular guy" over and over. Possibly related to his strange encounter with "7otally normal guy". Seems important. From this point forward, his behavior is noted to get gradually more out of line. He talks in a collected prose unusual of his normal demeanor, and shares strange images, including a disturbing layout of what appears to be a parallel "felt" possessing twisted features. Each member is also portrayed as being devoid of all color, much like Eggs' appearance during this time. => 1 Day Ago "Normal guy" mantra appears again. For whatever reason, he seems to be clinging to this, and repeating it in the same four intervals. Eggs also gets dyed green around this period of time, and his behavior rapidly escalates to concerning inability to hold conversation, presumably due to the green dye. => 20 Hours Ago Eggs washes off the green dye, per his own report, and goes to bed. => 2 Hours Ago A temporal explosion appears to have occurred, based on cited reports. Eggs' color seems to be back to normal, this time without the involvement of unnatural and likely environmentally unsafe dyes. 7hankfully, his behavior has also reverted back to the established baseline. Conclusion: I suspect this entire incident may have surfaced due to the strange interaction involving "7otally normal guy", aka, @notpeaNut. I recommend exercising extreme caution surrounding any interaction with the aforementioned individual, just in case. 7hankfully, this particular instance seems to have self resolved. @mrBenedict, glad to see you're feeling better.
I thought the Totally Normal Guy was just someone doing a bit where they left empty responses... Thank goodness you have brains, I couldn't figure out what the *cause* was at all. It looked like an April First prank until it keot going!! Some of those pictures he posted are nightmare fuel. Ugh.
7he number of reacts to that is moderately concerning. #vagueposting
I suddenly need a really, really tall scotch.
Why are there 7en of these. Did you need something, or are you that misdirected. https://i.imgur.com/Pt7NkbX.png
He did it to me, too. Guy wants to slob on my knob.
Now that's something I can agree on doing. Got the perfect thing, too. https://www.mainelobsternow.com/cdn/shop/products/lobster-metal-shell-cracker-268932.jpg?v=1709845161
|| OOC MUSE INFORMATION || • doomed timeline crowbar, who is the last remaining of his original crew • he continues to exist outside the normal doom-loop via temporal shenanigans • often lurking or taking up residence in other felt manor instances • a bit more quiet, reserved, and solemn || OOC MUN INFORMATION || • DMs are always open • please feel free to DM me OOC about anything as well! • open to shipping but please communicate OOC first
Of course he posts that after he's already hid them all over the manor. Can't get a wink of sleep for a second without some kind of shenanigans taking place. I need another drink. #vagueposting #dashwatching
Yes, it is. 7hough I wouldn't expect you to be able to wrap your mug around that simple fact.
SHOULD I USE MY TIME MACHINE TO GO TO 5 O CLOCK THEN? OR SHOULD I SAY FIN O CLOCK
Hilarious. 7ell you what. You use your time machine to go to 5 o'clock, and I'll pour you one when you come out.
Something on your mind?
FOUR CROWB4RS!!!!
Hm.
A few things, actually, though nothing that I would be inclined to spill in detail on a public thread. Some things are better left to the rim of a glass. 7ruthfully, I wouldn't be here at all if being in the know wasn't part of my job. Just another thing to add to the list of things to keep track of.