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@misterSeven
i need to chill. comment on this post and i might doodle you in chalk. no promises.
It's about that time where I should shut everything down and call it an evening. But I can't shake the nagging feeling that I'm forgetting something.
If you forgot about it, then it must not be important.
Usually I write it down if it's important enough, but somebody muddled up the papers in my office while I was out.
Disgusting. Well. I hope whatever it was becomes obvious to you sooner rather than later.
I'm sure it'll come back to me if it's sufficiently important. In the meanwhile, I've a rat to take care of.
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@itChy I'm locking you out of the drinking cabinets. You're bothering the matron. Don't make me lock you in a room, too.
𝓞𝓷𝓮 𝓸𝓯 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓶𝓸𝓻𝓮 𝓬𝓸𝓱𝓮𝓻𝓮𝓷𝓽 𝓕𝓮𝓵𝓽 𝓲𝓷𝓯𝓸𝓻𝓶 𝓶𝓮 𝓸𝓯 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓱𝓪𝓹𝓹𝓮𝓷𝓼𝓽𝓪𝓷𝓬𝓮𝓼 𝓸𝓯 𝓘𝓽𝓬𝓱𝔂𝓫𝓸𝓵𝓭 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓓𝓻𝓾𝓷𝓴𝓪𝓻𝓭. 𝓠𝓾𝓲𝓬𝓴𝓵𝔂 𝓷𝓸𝔀.
thats itchy hes the fast one. um hes yellow hat number one
𝓘 𝓴𝓷𝓸𝔀 𝔀𝓱𝓸 𝓱𝓮 𝓲𝓼. 𝓣𝓱𝓮 𝓺𝓾𝓮𝓼𝓽𝓲𝓸𝓷 𝓲𝓼 𝔀𝓱𝔂 𝓲𝓼 𝓱𝓮 𝓾𝓽𝓲𝓵𝓲𝓼𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓼𝓾𝓬𝓱 𝓮𝔁𝓽𝓻𝓪𝓸𝓻𝓭𝓲𝓷𝓪𝓻𝔂 𝓼𝓹𝓮𝓮𝓭 𝓽𝓸 𝓲𝓷𝓬𝓪𝓹𝓪𝓬𝓲𝓽𝓪𝓽𝓮 𝓱𝓲𝓶𝓼𝓮𝓵𝓯 𝓽𝓸 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓹𝓸𝓲𝓷𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓵𝓲𝓷𝓰𝓾𝓲𝓼𝓽𝓲𝓬 𝓲𝓷𝓬𝓸𝓶𝓹𝓮𝓽𝓮𝓷𝓬𝓮? #𝓼𝓾𝓫𝓼𝓽𝓪𝓷𝓬𝓮𝓼
He leverages his speed for one of two things: => Self-destruction at a rapid pace => Prankish tomfoolery on anybody else in the vicinity 7his is hardly the first time he's imbibed as fast as he possibly could and promptly knocked himself out. I doubt it'll be the last. #substance
𝓢𝓮𝓮 𝓽𝓸 𝓲𝓽 𝓽𝓱𝓪𝓽 𝓱𝓮 𝓲𝓼 𝓫𝓻𝓸𝓾𝓰𝓱𝓽 𝓽𝓸 𝓱𝓲𝓼 𝓼𝓮𝓷𝓼𝓮𝓼. 𝓑𝓮𝓯𝓸𝓻𝓮 𝓱𝓮 𝓶𝓪𝓴𝓮𝓼 𝓪 𝓶𝓮𝓼𝓼 𝓸𝓯 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓹𝓵𝓪𝓬𝓮.
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@misterSeven#4408
I look away for an hour and come back to some new jiggy nonsense all over the main dash. #nsfw
come take the quiz! there's no actual jiggin' stuff in it, promise.
Some folks ask, "Hey, NB, why do you have hair if you're a carapacian?" Well that's a bit of a personal question, don't you think?
7wo rules of thumb: Never ask a lady her age, and never ask a lady the origin of her hair.
:33 < that cueball guy followed me :33 < should i be afraid? :33 < does salt k33p him away?
I overthink too much. Maybe I should become stupid forever.
I’d say something about gratuitous use of the word bitch harming our brand but apparently people get about as equally upset at using “dame” nowadays. Maybe moreso depending on the circle. Hell of a world.
I don't think we fixed Eggs.
He's been like this since April Fools and someone dyed him green to try and fix him. ,,Just look at what he's been posting, Sir. He used to have some wit.
Hmm. You're right. He's being unusually stupid and redundant. What do you mean someone dyed him green?
Before he got dyed green he was.. White. White and Gray. I think someone just dumped a bunch of food coloring or marker juice or something on him to try and undo the white. Did not work.
No shit that didn't work. It's just painting over whatever caused him to lose color in the first place. God. 7he train of thought for some people. Does anybody know where he is right now?
The last of his pictures I saw him post, he was in some weird fucked up gray manor. I have no clue myself, But maybe someone else does.
I have an idea of what might be happening here. Staging a small investigation now. I'll update my findings as I come to conclusions.
D. D.
No, this doesn't have the same ring to it.
I'll need another alias that I can post as a redundant message as soon as possible.
Maybe you should reach out to the head of your PR team. I'm sure Slick would have plenty of ideas.