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@misterSeven
got slightly tired and felt like i aged 300 years so i think that's 6ed tellin' me to get in it.
7hat would be an accurate feeling for overexertion.
DID YOU KNOW? most things die when you stab them with crowbars. is YOUR closest friend a CENTIPEDE posing as a troll???
My employees are so fucking useless I'm about to fire everyone.
I don't understand how hard it is to do half of the shit they fuck up.
If you think the task is so straightforward, even a simple idiot can do you, I've found you will be quickly proven wrong, almost every time.
Fuck, now I really want a coffee.
Having coffee is better than the alternative.
It is! But the water isn't running currently so I can't make a pot. Ugh.
Y🝎URE FUCKIGN. TELLING ME THAT THE LITTLE FELT MAN 🝎N THE M🝎🝎N IS REAL????? NΔh. i d🝎nt believe y'Δll, y🝎u guys Δre fuckin' crΔzy.
Coffee is not going to fix this problem.
---- |what's coffee?| ____
Currently, the vice I'm praying on, to very little effect. Colloquially, a bitter drink made from local plant life containing a natural stimulant.
---- |oh I see that makes sense thank you for telling me what does it taste like?| ____
WhΔts the p🝎int 🝎f 🝎rphΔneers ΔgΔin? Δre yΔll just, like. HΔppy killing lusii cuz it gets y🝎u g🝎ing 🝎r is there Δ reΔl reΔs🝎n?>
8ig horror terror in the sea has to 8e constantly fed or everypuppy died
?? ?? ?? ??yes. yes the very much are. the historic fuschia lusus that raised our empress is one of them
Idk i th🝎ught it wΔs fΔke like the little felt mΔn 🝎n the m🝎🝎n
7he general rule of thumb around here is that if you believe it to be fake, it is probably real to some degree, somewhere, somehow, in some way.
i need to chill. comment on this post and i might doodle you in chalk. no promises.
It's about that time where I should shut everything down and call it an evening. But I can't shake the nagging feeling that I'm forgetting something.
If you forgot about it, then it must not be important.
Usually I write it down if it's important enough, but somebody muddled up the papers in my office while I was out.
Disgusting. Well. I hope whatever it was becomes obvious to you sooner rather than later.
I'm sure it'll come back to me if it's sufficiently important. In the meanwhile, I've a rat to take care of.
L00K1NG F0R ANY SELLERS WH0 HAVE PARTS AND MATER1ALS CAPABLE 0F REPL1CAT1NG SPAT10TEMP0RAL LEPRECHAUN P0WERS 1N MECHAN1CAL BE1NGS. Y0U W1LL BE PA1D F0R Y0UR SERV1CES AND 1 W1LL DEF1N1TELY N0T MUG Y0U F0R THEM.
Not to be the bearer of bad news, but you're reaching for straws.
😑🙄😓😢
𝓢𝓮𝓮 𝓽𝓸 𝓲𝓽 𝓽𝓱𝓪𝓽 𝓱𝓮 𝓲𝓼 𝓫𝓻𝓸𝓾𝓰𝓱𝓽 𝓽𝓸 𝓱𝓲𝓼 𝓼𝓮𝓷𝓼𝓮𝓼. 𝓑𝓮𝓯𝓸𝓻𝓮 𝓱𝓮 𝓶𝓪𝓴𝓮𝓼 𝓪 𝓶𝓮𝓼𝓼 𝓸𝓯 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓹𝓵𝓪𝓬𝓮.
𝓞𝓷𝓮 𝓸𝓯 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓶𝓸𝓻𝓮 𝓬𝓸𝓱𝓮𝓻𝓮𝓷𝓽 𝓕𝓮𝓵𝓽 𝓲𝓷𝓯𝓸𝓻𝓶 𝓶𝓮 𝓸𝓯 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓱𝓪𝓹𝓹𝓮𝓷𝓼𝓽𝓪𝓷𝓬𝓮𝓼 𝓸𝓯 𝓘𝓽𝓬𝓱𝔂𝓫𝓸𝓵𝓭 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓓𝓻𝓾𝓷𝓴𝓪𝓻𝓭. 𝓠𝓾𝓲𝓬𝓴𝓵𝔂 𝓷𝓸𝔀.
thats itchy hes the fast one. um hes yellow hat number one
𝓘 𝓴𝓷𝓸𝔀 𝔀𝓱𝓸 𝓱𝓮 𝓲𝓼. 𝓣𝓱𝓮 𝓺𝓾𝓮𝓼𝓽𝓲𝓸𝓷 𝓲𝓼 𝔀𝓱𝔂 𝓲𝓼 𝓱𝓮 𝓾𝓽𝓲𝓵𝓲𝓼𝓲𝓷𝓰 𝓼𝓾𝓬𝓱 𝓮𝔁𝓽𝓻𝓪𝓸𝓻𝓭𝓲𝓷𝓪𝓻𝔂 𝓼𝓹𝓮𝓮𝓭 𝓽𝓸 𝓲𝓷𝓬𝓪𝓹𝓪𝓬𝓲𝓽𝓪𝓽𝓮 𝓱𝓲𝓶𝓼𝓮𝓵𝓯 𝓽𝓸 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓹𝓸𝓲𝓷𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓵𝓲𝓷𝓰𝓾𝓲𝓼𝓽𝓲𝓬 𝓲𝓷𝓬𝓸𝓶𝓹𝓮𝓽𝓮𝓷𝓬𝓮? #𝓼𝓾𝓫𝓼𝓽𝓪𝓷𝓬𝓮𝓼
He leverages his speed for one of two things: => Self-destruction at a rapid pace => Prankish tomfoolery on anybody else in the vicinity 7his is hardly the first time he's imbibed as fast as he possibly could and promptly knocked himself out. I doubt it'll be the last. #substance
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@misterSeven#4408
I look away for an hour and come back to some new jiggy nonsense all over the main dash. #nsfw
come take the quiz! there's no actual jiggin' stuff in it, promise.
Some folks ask, "Hey, NB, why do you have hair if you're a carapacian?" Well that's a bit of a personal question, don't you think?
7wo rules of thumb: Never ask a lady her age, and never ask a lady the origin of her hair.