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I don't think we fixed Eggs.
He's been like this since April Fools and someone dyed him green to try and fix him. ,,Just look at what he's been posting, Sir. He used to have some wit.
Hmm. You're right. He's being unusually stupid and redundant. What do you mean someone dyed him green?
Before he got dyed green he was.. White. White and Gray. I think someone just dumped a bunch of food coloring or marker juice or something on him to try and undo the white. Did not work.
No shit that didn't work. It's just painting over whatever caused him to lose color in the first place. God. 7he train of thought for some people. Does anybody know where he is right now?
The last of his pictures I saw him post, he was in some weird fucked up gray manor. I have no clue myself, But maybe someone else does.
I have an idea of what might be happening here. Staging a small investigation now. I'll update my findings as I come to conclusions.
D. D.
No, this doesn't have the same ring to it.
I'll need another alias that I can post as a redundant message as soon as possible.
Maybe you should reach out to the head of your PR team. I'm sure Slick would have plenty of ideas.
1 quad react = 1 broken clock.
#feltmanorpsa There's a tunnel behind the last rack in cellar twelve. Tell me someone forgot to update the directory.
Hm. I know there's some layout variation between manor floorplans, but that's definitely concerning. Looks like I'm already on it. I imagine we should be able to block it up.
7he number of reacts to that is moderately concerning. #vagueposting
DAMN RIGHT I DON'T. YOU AND YER STUPID CREW GOT YER SHIT STOLEN. MADE OUR WORK EASIER.
i'm going to do the opposite of what i usually do and act like a law abiding citizen. i pay my taxes and bills. i buy items before leaving the shop. i drink to a moderate amount.
Big NEWS! Apparently reportedly @misterSeven#4408 and @draconianDignitary are in a RELATIONSHIP!!! DOES THIS MEAN A FELT CREW TRUCE FOR LOVE? STAY TUNNED
All news outlets do is spread copious misinformation.
I suddenly need a really, really tall scotch.
Why are there 7en of these. Did you need something, or are you that misdirected. https://i.imgur.com/Pt7NkbX.png
He did it to me, too. Guy wants to slob on my knob.
Now that's something I can agree on doing. Got the perfect thing, too. https://www.mainelobsternow.com/cdn/shop/products/lobster-metal-shell-cracker-268932.jpg?v=1709845161
I’ve returned. It would seem my invitation was… underutilized. Not a single question left in my absence. How unusual. One might assume there would be at least a handful of curiosities lingering—something unasked, unresolved, or simply inconvenient enough to leave in writing rather than voice. And yet— nothing. I won’t pretend that isn’t a touch disappointing. Still, I understand. Questions tend to feel more pressing in the moment, and far less so when given time to settle. Or perhaps some of you found answers elsewhere. That does happen. In any case, the offer remains. You may ask. I will answer, where it is appropriate to do so. There is no need to wait for my absence next time. I am, as ever, available.
I5 Mi55 5nowman actually allowed to hurt me? I wa5 ju5t poking a bit of fun! :)
That would depend on the triggering actions. Although I do my best to ensure the ensnared amphibians of the Felt do not harm each other outside of strictly cultural rituals, I do recognize that the Carapace Peoples have more violent courting.
Then I would suggest getting @misterSeven or @misterSeven#4408 to intervene for you.