♦ pitied by @misterSeven
The alleged allegations.
I'm afraid I may not be beating the allegations.
Finished working.
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♦ Ha. ♦ My other guess was Window cleaner.
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♦ Vinegar.
hm. i don't know. sounds a little new fashioned.|
...i can stomach a lot. turns out, cold coffee doesn't make the cut.|
Checked back in on the dash and got flashbanged by a Jinx post and by English being English. Never change, Chittr.
alright. time to start explaining #myleprechauns. going in order of planetary destruction. 1. "tree". guy is a self-centered snob, and anything he touches becomes significant. touched a fucking rock and consorts kind of just gravitated toward the area naturally. he cant control this ability. he also has a little wooden crown juju that makes things branch out. bunch of roads split off and form around the origin point, bunch of rooms manifest around a singular room, a sword blade splits off into a gradually curving ouroboros of sharp edges. 2. "eyeball". guy is skeptical of everything, and is pretty much always proven right. he makes people doubt things. are you sure that door is locked? sure that guy is dead? those things become less metaphysically certain. turns out, well, the door wasnt locked, and that guy wasnt actually very fucking dead. i dont think he even knows that hes doing this? but constantly having his skepticism "proven right" seems to have given the guy a massive ego. he doesnt get along with blade, but he gets along with bomb. 3. "bomb". nervous and constantly panicky. pressure builds up around him until shit breaks. the more panicky he is, the faster this happens. if hes calm, then pressure doesnt build. ive paired him up with eyeball because eyeballs skepticism ability makes bomb doubt his own panic, thus calming him down and making sure shit isnt constantly going off the rails. 4. "skullface". decided to make him the definitive leader of the group if im ever unavailable. seems to be able to decide when and where something truly ends in a narrative sense. he said "see you later" to me before i killed him during my planetary conquest, so it left that plot open. and so he couldnt keep being dead, and since eyeball had to eventually come along, well, *he* couldnt keep being dead either. skullface also seems to be entirely immune to eyeballs ability, like a natural foil, so ive been having him keep eyeball in check. 5. "blade". think he might be a bit autistic? moreso than me. hes obsessed with black-and-whites and clear-cut distinction. he has a sword juju that can cut unclear things into two *extremely* distinct things. slightly different temperatures in a room, he becomes extremely uncomfortable and cuts between them so that theyre divided into an extreme freezing cold and an extreme flaming heat. someone slightly stronger than him, he can cut the power difference to massively buff them while massively weakening himself. the juju only actually works if something isnt entirely clear though. tried using it myself to confirm this. the guy doesnt get along with eyeball due to eyeballs skepticism making shit unclear. 6. "moon". can create reflections of people, and cause those reflections to reflect each other, resulting in a constant repetition. if the original person who the reflection is of can see their reflection, they too start reflecting that reflection. over time the reflected actions degrade though. moon is very observant, keen eye for patterns, and he hates repetition. so he refuses to use his ability most of the time. its also why during my planetary conquest, he was the only leprechaun who took his own life rather than me killing him. didnt want to repeat the pattern. he despises bowtie. 7. "bowtie". not very bright, but hes the muscle. he thinks he and moon are close. i cant tell whether he sees the two of them as friends or lovers, to be perfectly honest, but its a bit funny when moon completely despises the guy. he cant take a hint. everything bowtie does repeats. if he opens and closes a door, the door will repeatedly open and close by itself until stopped. if he launches a punch, hes going to repeat the momentum of that punch and repeatedly combo someone unless they stop his movement. if he throws something, its going to repeatedly build the momentum of the throw until its effectively a bullet. 8. "box". he can close things off inside magic boxes whete nothing inside can affect or be affected by anything outside. fire cant spread but cant be put out, conversation cant be overheard, probably some other niche use too. ive noticed he only uses this for stupid shit though, like forcing blade and eyeball into arguments for fun. mischievous little fuck.
♦ I've only really seen Felt, barely any of the crew.
♦ I don't care about the points. Just a ridiculous gimmick.
i am doubtful my leprechauns will ever engage with the felt. you dont need to concern yourself with them.
Crowbar Your Candy Stripe Hat Is Almost Ready. It Took Me Some Time To Find The Perfect Pattern But I Managed.
Good lord. Whether or not you ideologically APPROVE of The Felt as an institution, could the naysayers button their stupid slack mouths? All you are doing at this point is degrading the effort to host and advertise a communal event by a relatively low-ranking, arguably WELL-MEANING toady who is personally mixing your cocktail and fixing your snack. If you think you could do better, I encourage you to try. Otherwise, shut the fuck up, buster! :B
got slightly tired and felt like i aged 300 years so i think that's 6ed tellin' me to get in it.
Fucking imbeciles.
I don't understand how hard it is to do half of the shit they fuck up.
My employees are so fucking useless I'm about to fire everyone.
---- |oh I don't like bitter things that much but I hope you do since you're drinking something bitter| ____
It is! But the water isn't running currently so I can't make a pot. Ugh.
Fuck, now I really want a coffee.
---- |what's coffee?| ____
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I saw a woman get stabbed today, so. Here's hopeing you all are having a better day. #violence
Stop wanting to be stabbed by me when I say something about it. When I stab you, I want you to suffer, not moan like a fucking weirdo. #nsfw
YOU EVER KEEP FORGETTING YOUR NAME IS BISCUITS AND THINK ITS SOME OTHER BREAKFAST FOOD? LIKE DONUTS OR COFFEE? NO? JUST ME? OKAY :(
Still need to look into something that I have no idea how to begin searching. Not the kind of plan I usually make. ...Another drink it is. #substance
Suspiciously quiet on the criminal front. There's something happening I don't know about.
1 W1LL N0T LET ANY G00BAG TELL ME L1M1TS, NUMBER MAN.
i literally feel like i should eat food sometimes so i do and then later i literally feel like im done with it so i get rid of it but then it starts all over again. water too. its crazy idk whats wrong with me haha
The chickens wouldn't bother me so much if he'd just clean up after the damn things. I don't have the time for chicken shit when I'm busy herding a dozen grown-ass men.
😑🙄😓😢
𝓞𝓷𝓮 𝓸𝓯 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓶𝓸𝓻𝓮 𝓬𝓸𝓱𝓮𝓻𝓮𝓷𝓽 𝓕𝓮𝓵𝓽 𝓲𝓷𝓯𝓸𝓻𝓶 𝓶𝓮 𝓸𝓯 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓱𝓪𝓹𝓹𝓮𝓷𝓼𝓽𝓪𝓷𝓬𝓮𝓼 𝓸𝓯 𝓘𝓽𝓬𝓱𝔂𝓫𝓸𝓵𝓭 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓓𝓻𝓾𝓷𝓴𝓪𝓻𝓭. 𝓠𝓾𝓲𝓬𝓴𝓵𝔂 𝓷𝓸𝔀.
:33 < that cueball guy followed me :33 < should i be afraid? :33 < does salt k33p him away?
APOOLOGIES , BHUT I STAR.RRTED DRINKIN'G BEFORE BRD. DO THOSE W OMEN REALLY HCAVE "PUSSY IN BIO ?" WH YY IS IT NOT "PUSSY IIN CAPTION?" PERHAP S "PUSSY IN PA NTS?" WHAT IF I WANFTED DICK ? WHERE CCXAN I FIBND THAT.?? #SUBSTANCE #DRINKINGTHOUGHTS #NSFW #SUGGESTIVE
I overthink too much. Maybe I should become stupid forever.
I thought the Totally Normal Guy was just someone doing a bit where they left empty responses... Thank goodness you have brains, I couldn't figure out what the *cause* was at all. It looked like an April First prank until it keot going!! Some of those pictures he posted are nightmare fuel. Ugh.
The last of his pictures I saw him post, he was in some weird fucked up gray manor. I have no clue myself, But maybe someone else does.
im telve ?
He's been like this since April Fools and someone dyed him green to try and fix him. ,,Just look at what he's been posting, Sir. He used to have some wit.
I don't think we fixed Eggs.
Not funny.
No, this doesn't have the same ring to it.
My my how original my shoes are full of cement! Whoever did this one is quite the punmaster I must say... makes me feel a horseshoes kind of way...
— Maybe if I dig a hole and bury myself in mud I can pretend all is fine.
JUST BANGED MY KNEE REAL BAD #OUCH
Criminals are discussing lasagna on my posts.
I no longer want to know.
Do I even want to ask what an omegaverse is.
Approximately Clubs Deuce sized.
Just. A few more minutes please. Please. And I'll be there.
#feltmanorpsa There's a tunnel behind the last rack in cellar twelve. Tell me someone forgot to update the directory.
ITCHY FUCKIGN DIEEEDDDDDD
Don't you even worry your pretty little heads about what I'm about to do.
Crimeposting over. Act natural.
PLEASE STOP POSTING CRIME POSTS ME AND THE BOYS CAN ONLY DO SO MUCH JUSTICE AT ONCE THANK YOU
Maybe making this account was a mistake, after seeing what Slick is up to.
Whoever decided that there needed to be a step in between the lakefoam living room and the seafoam game room should be shot dead! Just tripped and fell and now I don't know WHEN I am! Theres dinosaurs outside with lasers in space with sharks!
The consequences of hurting my feelings are dire.
Sick of paperwork. Sick of pointless sitting around. I'm going to go steal something.
I shall remain within my follower category until my ex‑partners cease their incessant displays of ass-kissery for one another. #vagueposting
And he gives me shit for posting too much.
The shop down the street is out of candy corn no one talk to me
you're all sheep. i am the big bad wolf. i will huff and puff but i won't knock any hives down i have a chronic smoking problem.
I've had my head in real estate listings all day. I need a break. Hello, Chittr.
ᶦᵐ ᵃ ˢᵖᵉᶜᶦᵃˡ ᵇᵒʸ
what's this i hear about a #specialboy badge??? i'm a special boy!!
<> Let's see if making an account on this moronic website pays off shall we?
@hystericalDame , meet me at the rail yard in an hour. You can bring your boytoy if you want, but he needs to keep a respectable distance. Nothing serious, I just want to chat.
#nsfw folks nowadays want to get all up 'n arms about all this goonin' stuff, but i don't see what the big idea is! i've been doin' it since the day i got into the crew, y'see, and nobody made a big stink about it then. the boss tells me i'm his fourth most useful goon, and i can't even parade it around without gettin' some unsavory looks. maybe they just don't make goons like they used to.
Yeahasifidtakeadvicefromthelikesofyou. #downwiththeoppressive07s
Yeah. The paperwork for even an afternoon off makes my eyes water.
I'm so goddamn tired. So tired. Either need someone to snuff out or a weekend away.
TABLET UPDATE TWO. WELL WELL WELL. LOOK WHO HAS FINALLY DECIDED TO START WORKING AGAIN. HOO HOO HOO. FINALLY. BACK TO WORK. PS : DO NOT COMMENT ON THE SMOKE. I AM TOLD THAT THIS IS NORMAL. HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/3C58FBFC357F.PNG
WELL, WELL, WELL. LOOK WHO'S ONCE AGAIN IN THE "ZONE". ME, BITCH. AND I DON'T SEE ANYONE ELSE HERE!!!!!!!!!!!
A *WHAT* TAIL?
OH BOY BISCUITS THATS ME!
IM LEARNING IT HURTS!
I THINK SO? I DONT KNOW ANYMORE NOW IM SCARED
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ISNT PAINT THINNER SUPPOSED TO REMOVE COLOR
YOU GOT IT TIME MACHINE AWAYYYYYYYYY
SHOULD I USE MY TIME MACHINE TO GO TO 5 O CLOCK THEN? OR SHOULD I SAY FIN O CLOCK
IT IS?
FLIGHT. FAME. FORTUNE. FANTASTIC FEATS. BITCHES THIRSTING OVER ME FROM EVERY DIRECTION, AS THE MASSES CLAMOR FOR MORE OF MY CONTENT. OR. AS I CALL IT. JUST ANOTHER MONDAY. YES. MY LIFE FUCKING RULES. YOU WISH YOU HAD ALL OF THIS. BUT I AM THE ALPHA. AND YOU, THE BETAS. JUST ANOTHER REASON WHY I, AM THE MAN. HAA HAA HAA!!!!!!!!!!!