♦ pitied by @misterSeven
Stop wanting to be stabbed by me when I say something about it. When I stab you, I want you to suffer, not moan like a fucking weirdo. #nsfw
YOU EVER KEEP FORGETTING YOUR NAME IS BISCUITS AND THINK ITS SOME OTHER BREAKFAST FOOD? LIKE DONUTS OR COFFEE? NO? JUST ME? OKAY :(
Still need to look into something that I have no idea how to begin searching. Not the kind of plan I usually make. ...Another drink it is. #substance
Suspiciously quiet on the criminal front. There's something happening I don't know about.
1 W1LL N0T LET ANY G00BAG TELL ME L1M1TS, NUMBER MAN.
i literally feel like i should eat food sometimes so i do and then later i literally feel like im done with it so i get rid of it but then it starts all over again. water too. its crazy idk whats wrong with me haha
cueballs lØve tØ threaten my chittr privileges. there is nØ privilege in seeing. the bullshit that yØu pØst. i have seen far tØØ many bulges. and desperatiØn.
The chickens wouldn't bother me so much if he'd just clean up after the damn things. I don't have the time for chicken shit when I'm busy herding a dozen grown-ass men.
😑🙄😓😢
Put him in vault snowglobe lady tell me. He be safe there.
Uno has very weird conversations. I'm looking through him phone and I do not understand.
𝓞𝓷𝓮 𝓸𝓯 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓶𝓸𝓻𝓮 𝓬𝓸𝓱𝓮𝓻𝓮𝓷𝓽 𝓕𝓮𝓵𝓽 𝓲𝓷𝓯𝓸𝓻𝓶 𝓶𝓮 𝓸𝓯 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓱𝓪𝓹𝓹𝓮𝓷𝓼𝓽𝓪𝓷𝓬𝓮𝓼 𝓸𝓯 𝓘𝓽𝓬𝓱𝔂𝓫𝓸𝓵𝓭 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓓𝓻𝓾𝓷𝓴𝓪𝓻𝓭. 𝓠𝓾𝓲𝓬𝓴𝓵𝔂 𝓷𝓸𝔀.
:33 < that cueball guy followed me :33 < should i be afraid? :33 < does salt k33p him away?
APOOLOGIES , BHUT I STAR.RRTED DRINKIN'G BEFORE BRD. DO THOSE W OMEN REALLY HCAVE "PUSSY IN BIO ?" WH YY IS IT NOT "PUSSY IIN CAPTION?" PERHAP S "PUSSY IN PA NTS?" WHAT IF I WANFTED DICK ? WHERE CCXAN I FIBND THAT.?? #SUBSTANCE #DRINKINGTHOUGHTS #NSFW #SUGGESTIVE
I overthink too much. Maybe I should become stupid forever.
I thought the Totally Normal Guy was just someone doing a bit where they left empty responses... Thank goodness you have brains, I couldn't figure out what the *cause* was at all. It looked like an April First prank until it keot going!! Some of those pictures he posted are nightmare fuel. Ugh.
The last of his pictures I saw him post, he was in some weird fucked up gray manor. I have no clue myself, But maybe someone else does.
He's been like this since April Fools and someone dyed him green to try and fix him. ,,Just look at what he's been posting, Sir. He used to have some wit.
I don't think we fixed Eggs.
Joined. Was immediately followed by Crew. Do not like that.
Not funny.
No, this doesn't have the same ring to it.
My my how original my shoes are full of cement! Whoever did this one is quite the punmaster I must say... makes me feel a horseshoes kind of way...
— Maybe if I dig a hole and bury myself in mud I can pretend all is fine.
Criminals are discussing lasagna on my posts.
I no longer want to know.
Do I even want to ask what an omegaverse is.
Approximately Clubs Deuce sized.
Just. A few more minutes please. Please. And I'll be there.
#feltmanorpsa There's a tunnel behind the last rack in cellar twelve. Tell me someone forgot to update the directory.
Don't you even worry your pretty little heads about what I'm about to do.
Crimeposting over. Act natural.
PLEASE STOP POSTING CRIME POSTS ME AND THE BOYS CAN ONLY DO SO MUCH JUSTICE AT ONCE THANK YOU
Maybe making this account was a mistake, after seeing what Slick is up to.
Whoever decided that there needed to be a step in between the lakefoam living room and the seafoam game room should be shot dead! Just tripped and fell and now I don't know WHEN I am! Theres dinosaurs outside with lasers in space with sharks!
The consequences of hurting my feelings are dire.
Sick of paperwork. Sick of pointless sitting around. I'm going to go steal something.
I shall remain within my follower category until my ex‑partners cease their incessant displays of ass-kissery for one another. #vagueposting
And he gives me shit for posting too much.
The shop down the street is out of candy corn no one talk to me
you're all sheep. i am the big bad wolf. i will huff and puff but i won't knock any hives down i have a chronic smoking problem.
I've had my head in real estate listings all day. I need a break. Hello, Chittr.
what's this i hear about a #specialboy badge??? i'm a special boy!!
<> Let's see if making an account on this moronic website pays off shall we?
@hystericalDame , meet me at the rail yard in an hour. You can bring your boytoy if you want, but he needs to keep a respectable distance. Nothing serious, I just want to chat.
#nsfw folks nowadays want to get all up 'n arms about all this goonin' stuff, but i don't see what the big idea is! i've been doin' it since the day i got into the crew, y'see, and nobody made a big stink about it then. the boss tells me i'm his fourth most useful goon, and i can't even parade it around without gettin' some unsavory looks. maybe they just don't make goons like they used to.
Yeahasifidtakeadvicefromthelikesofyou. #downwiththeoppressive07s
Yeah. The paperwork for even an afternoon off makes my eyes water.
I'm so goddamn tired. So tired. Either need someone to snuff out or a weekend away.
TABLET UPDATE TWO. WELL WELL WELL. LOOK WHO HAS FINALLY DECIDED TO START WORKING AGAIN. HOO HOO HOO. FINALLY. BACK TO WORK. PS : DO NOT COMMENT ON THE SMOKE. I AM TOLD THAT THIS IS NORMAL. HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/3C58FBFC357F.PNG
WELL, WELL, WELL. LOOK WHO'S ONCE AGAIN IN THE "ZONE". ME, BITCH. AND I DON'T SEE ANYONE ELSE HERE!!!!!!!!!!!
A *WHAT* TAIL?
OH BOY BISCUITS THATS ME!
IM LEARNING IT HURTS!
I THINK SO? I DONT KNOW ANYMORE NOW IM SCARED
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ISNT PAINT THINNER SUPPOSED TO REMOVE COLOR
YOU GOT IT TIME MACHINE AWAYYYYYYYYY
SHOULD I USE MY TIME MACHINE TO GO TO 5 O CLOCK THEN? OR SHOULD I SAY FIN O CLOCK
FLIGHT. FAME. FORTUNE. FANTASTIC FEATS. BITCHES THIRSTING OVER ME FROM EVERY DIRECTION, AS THE MASSES CLAMOR FOR MORE OF MY CONTENT. OR. AS I CALL IT. JUST ANOTHER MONDAY. YES. MY LIFE FUCKING RULES. YOU WISH YOU HAD ALL OF THIS. BUT I AM THE ALPHA. AND YOU, THE BETAS. JUST ANOTHER REASON WHY I, AM THE MAN. HAA HAA HAA!!!!!!!!!!!