♦ pitied by @misterSeven
The last of his pictures I saw him post, he was in some weird fucked up gray manor. I have no clue myself, But maybe someone else does.
He's been like this since April Fools and someone dyed him green to try and fix him. ,,Just look at what he's been posting, Sir. He used to have some wit.
I don't think we fixed Eggs.
Joined. Was immediately followed by Crew. Do not like that.
Not funny.
No, this doesn't have the same ring to it.
My my how original my shoes are full of cement! Whoever did this one is quite the punmaster I must say... makes me feel a horseshoes kind of way...
— Maybe if I dig a hole and bury myself in mud I can pretend all is fine.
Criminals are discussing lasagna on my posts.
I no longer want to know.
Do I even want to ask what an omegaverse is.
Approximately Clubs Deuce sized.
Just. A few more minutes please. Please. And I'll be there.
#feltmanorpsa There's a tunnel behind the last rack in cellar twelve. Tell me someone forgot to update the directory.
Don't you even worry your pretty little heads about what I'm about to do.
Crimeposting over. Act natural.
PLEASE STOP POSTING CRIME POSTS ME AND THE BOYS CAN ONLY DO SO MUCH JUSTICE AT ONCE THANK YOU
Maybe making this account was a mistake, after seeing what Slick is up to.
Whoever decided that there needed to be a step in between the lakefoam living room and the seafoam game room should be shot dead! Just tripped and fell and now I don't know WHEN I am! Theres dinosaurs outside with lasers in space with sharks!
The consequences of hurting my feelings are dire.
Sick of paperwork. Sick of pointless sitting around. I'm going to go steal something.
I shall remain within my follower category until my ex‑partners cease their incessant displays of ass-kissery for one another. #vagueposting
And he gives me shit for posting too much.
The shop down the street is out of candy corn no one talk to me
you're all sheep. i am the big bad wolf. i will huff and puff but i won't knock any hives down i have a chronic smoking problem.
I've had my head in real estate listings all day. I need a break. Hello, Chittr.
what's this i hear about a #specialboy badge??? i'm a special boy!!
<> Let's see if making an account on this moronic website pays off shall we?
@hystericalDame , meet me at the rail yard in an hour. You can bring your boytoy if you want, but he needs to keep a respectable distance. Nothing serious, I just want to chat.
#nsfw folks nowadays want to get all up 'n arms about all this goonin' stuff, but i don't see what the big idea is! i've been doin' it since the day i got into the crew, y'see, and nobody made a big stink about it then. the boss tells me i'm his fourth most useful goon, and i can't even parade it around without gettin' some unsavory looks. maybe they just don't make goons like they used to.
Yeahasifidtakeadvicefromthelikesofyou. #downwiththeoppressive07s
Yeah. The paperwork for even an afternoon off makes my eyes water.
I'm so goddamn tired. So tired. Either need someone to snuff out or a weekend away.
TABLET UPDATE TWO. WELL WELL WELL. LOOK WHO HAS FINALLY DECIDED TO START WORKING AGAIN. HOO HOO HOO. FINALLY. BACK TO WORK. PS : DO NOT COMMENT ON THE SMOKE. I AM TOLD THAT THIS IS NORMAL. HTTPS://CDN.IMGCHEST.COM/FILES/3C58FBFC357F.PNG
WELL, WELL, WELL. LOOK WHO'S ONCE AGAIN IN THE "ZONE". ME, BITCH. AND I DON'T SEE ANYONE ELSE HERE!!!!!!!!!!!
A *WHAT* TAIL?
CCCOOOOOOOOKKKKKIIIIIIIIEEEESSSSS AAAAAANNNNDDDDDDD BBBBBIIISSSSSSCCCCCCUUUUUUUIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTSSSS AAAAAARRRRRREEEEEE TTTTTTTTTHHHHHHHHEEEEEEEEE SSSSSAAAAAAAAMMMMMMMMEEEEEEE??????????
ISNT PAINT THINNER SUPPOSED TO REMOVE COLOR
YOU GOT IT TIME MACHINE AWAYYYYYYYYY
SHOULD I USE MY TIME MACHINE TO GO TO 5 O CLOCK THEN? OR SHOULD I SAY FIN O CLOCK
FLIGHT. FAME. FORTUNE. FANTASTIC FEATS. BITCHES THIRSTING OVER ME FROM EVERY DIRECTION, AS THE MASSES CLAMOR FOR MORE OF MY CONTENT. OR. AS I CALL IT. JUST ANOTHER MONDAY. YES. MY LIFE FUCKING RULES. YOU WISH YOU HAD ALL OF THIS. BUT I AM THE ALPHA. AND YOU, THE BETAS. JUST ANOTHER REASON WHY I, AM THE MAN. HAA HAA HAA!!!!!!!!!!!