Clubs Deuce
@clubsDeuce
the boss says i ain't allowed to put nothin' here no more.
i don't know what it means to jack it exactly, but it must be good if it's got the boss' name on it! that's my philosophy.
to address the accusations thrown at me in the past five minutes. -no i do not jerk off while pissing. #nsfw -no i do not take 5 whole minutes to piss. that time includes washing my fucking hands.
who is mking des allegatins
i leave for 10 fucking minutes what the fuck happened
KUDOS! ❤︎
starting to think this guy pisses on his hands then has to spend 4 and a half minutes washing them off so no one knows
X I’m taking that as in it takes 4 min to piss, 1 min to wash your hands x
To those among you presently grappling with the recent accusations of cannibalism against me, I would like to offer TWO think pieces to tickle your budding minds. First: is it cannibalism to consume a member of a totally distinct sapient species? Secondly: https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/f349bad3640d.png
Oh, we already robbed you. So I personally don't care anymore.
All this banter and I don't even think I'm in your timeline. Sorry to that Jane, I guess. She ought to have employed more snipers in her home security system.
:33 < you make very valuable and sensible arguments! honestly i had a t33nsy f33ling you wouldnt be the type :33 < i am glad you and the other-people-crew-guys have reached an understanding and truce!! #nicenessnotnomnoms #kindnesswins
You're fighting with sophisticated weaponry against those who haven't evolved beyond using their bare fists and any old rock found lying across the ground.
ooohhhh. that's what that means. i gets it now!
You're the only one of the four I think I like.
B33 < damn that's crazy what did the bear witness btw. B33 < gotta hear all sides first befur I judge anynyan
I wish I could rechit replies.
i DON'T GET, tHE RELEVANCE OF THE IMAGE, bUT, i BELIEVE IN YOU, eVEN IF, i CAN NOT AGREE WITH, wHAT YOU ARE DOING, mORALLY AND, eTHICALLY,
hey, i was s'pposed to do the next one! takin' it from a good, hardworkin' member of the crew. https://file.garden/aBMR-SKj5T3zDZsi/going.png
#standwiththecrew!! we don't gots a pr team so i'm delegatin' myself to the job!
#nsfw folks nowadays want to get all up 'n arms about all this goonin' stuff, but i don't see what the big idea is! i've been doin' it since the day i got into the crew, y'see, and nobody made a big stink about it then. the boss tells me i'm his fourth most useful goon, and i can't even parade it around without gettin' some unsavory looks. maybe they just don't make goons like they used to.
> deuce, the mean1ng ha2 changed 21nce your day2 be1ng a goon (what you were do1ng) and goon1ng are con21dered two d1fferent th1ng2 #n2fw <