Clubs Deuce
@clubsDeuce
the boss says i ain't allowed to put nothin' here no more.
to address the accusations thrown at me in the past five minutes. -no i do not jerk off while pissing. #nsfw -no i do not take 5 whole minutes to piss. that time includes washing my fucking hands.
who is mking des allegatins
i leave for 10 fucking minutes what the fuck happened
KUDOS! ❤︎
starting to think this guy pisses on his hands then has to spend 4 and a half minutes washing them off so no one knows
X I’m taking that as in it takes 4 min to piss, 1 min to wash your hands x
To those among you presently grappling with the recent accusations of cannibalism against me, I would like to offer TWO think pieces to tickle your budding minds. First: is it cannibalism to consume a member of a totally distinct sapient species? Secondly: https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/f349bad3640d.png
Oh, we already robbed you. So I personally don't care anymore.
All this banter and I don't even think I'm in your timeline. Sorry to that Jane, I guess. She ought to have employed more snipers in her home security system.
:33 < you make very valuable and sensible arguments! honestly i had a t33nsy f33ling you wouldnt be the type :33 < i am glad you and the other-people-crew-guys have reached an understanding and truce!! #nicenessnotnomnoms #kindnesswins
You're fighting with sophisticated weaponry against those who haven't evolved beyond using their bare fists and any old rock found lying across the ground.
ooohhhh. that's what that means. i gets it now!
You're the only one of the four I think I like.
B33 < damn that's crazy what did the bear witness btw. B33 < gotta hear all sides first befur I judge anynyan
I wish I could rechit replies.
i DON'T GET, tHE RELEVANCE OF THE IMAGE, bUT, i BELIEVE IN YOU, eVEN IF, i CAN NOT AGREE WITH, wHAT YOU ARE DOING, mORALLY AND, eTHICALLY,
hey, i was s'pposed to do the next one! takin' it from a good, hardworkin' member of the crew. https://file.garden/aBMR-SKj5T3zDZsi/going.png
#standwiththecrew!! we don't gots a pr team so i'm delegatin' myself to the job!
#nsfw folks nowadays want to get all up 'n arms about all this goonin' stuff, but i don't see what the big idea is! i've been doin' it since the day i got into the crew, y'see, and nobody made a big stink about it then. the boss tells me i'm his fourth most useful goon, and i can't even parade it around without gettin' some unsavory looks. maybe they just don't make goons like they used to.
> deuce, the mean1ng ha2 changed 21nce your day2 be1ng a goon (what you were do1ng) and goon1ng are con21dered two d1fferent th1ng2 #n2fw <