♣ mediated by @clubsDeuce
Headin' off to the gala early to help with the prep. If you see this handsome mug in the crowd, you'll know it's your friendly neighborhood sleuth. See ya at the show, kids! #midnightcitygala https://i.postimg.cc/FFnX0sMZ/Nothing-Suits-Me-Like-ASuit.png (art made by @tenebrousGuardian)
PSA to any Diamonds Droog: Spades Slick as given me explicit permission to bite you as hard as I can without any pushback or consideration
You're fighting with sophisticated weaponry against those who haven't evolved beyond using their bare fists and any old rock found lying across the ground.
To those among you presently grappling with the recent accusations of cannibalism against me, I would like to offer TWO think pieces to tickle your budding minds. First: is it cannibalism to consume a member of a totally distinct sapient species? Secondly: https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/f349bad3640d.png
all janeys are precious but i think we can let this one go #cancelcrocker
Ugh, and there the batterwitch goes, pitying me. You see what you folks do? You start getting on one Jane and suddenly here come all the Crockercorp old guard trying to make us feel *loved* and *supported* and just.... D'oh! This really gets my goose. Well I certainly don't intend on eating people! Nor do I intend to go back to someone who tried to kill my friends!!! D:<
Bro wants it deleted but I got it saved. The internet is forever! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/9751148ae5b9.jpg #nsfw ?
I can't breathe. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/8f26f495d5da.PNG
NO I'M SURE YOUR FAT ASS WILL EAT HIM LIKE A NUGGET