Jane #crockpot Crocker
@gutsyGumshoe
Simply, a simple girl who bakes! Hoohoo! :B
(( Character post! This Jane is from a post-game au whose canon began before Homestuck even ended, back on Flarping.com, the original Homestuck social media rp website. It no longer exists, but I like this Jane, and so here she is again. (If you were actually on this website, please hit me up in DMs, especially if you remember me!) To be clear: this Jane is not from the epilogues and she has incredibly mixed feelings about Crockercorp and being the heiress. She does, however, have a deep disdain for epilogue-adjacent versions of herself. Ultimately, she respects the trolls that she's met, and she wants her friends to be safe. Her canon Roxy is @mafiaPrincess who I also play. She's been through a couple of past relationships and has dated a Karkat, a fancherub, and pitch dated a Redglare. I'm open to filling her quadrants again with some buildup, so if you're interested in a long-term relationship (with or without erp in DMs) please hit me up! She has overall positive feelings about her past relationships, and simply was unable to continue them when the multiverse that was built over on Flarping shut down. She shouldn't be too hard to get along with! Out of Character I as a roleplayer support #incest ships and all forms of taboo erp. I don't think Jane will be actively pursuing it but I won't say no to someone if it's offered, and it may end up on my timeline. If that is a deal-breaker, the block button is right there. If you are under 18, you aren't supposed to be on this website... Also, DNI. Have a lovely day! <3 ))
Maybe I could squeeze in time for brownies tomorrow...
It's been so long since I've baked a cake from scratch. Shucks, I wish I had the time for it today!
Sometimes you just need to remind yourself that you can be crass for no reason whatsoever!
this is one of the most important lessons of all. it warms my blood to know you are managing your profanity in service of health, dear one. (:^
Look, I think that talking about pissing is as uncouth as the next lady, but people really are getting a bit overly up in arms about something which is, let be clear... a funny joke!
Someone should set up a hard-boiled murder mystery for my next birthday. And bring a pyrope to be my hard-boiled detective rival! I think any reasonable person would get a lot out of that!!!! That's all I'm saying.
i found the proof lmao
you can always pay our crew if you need some actors or some murder
what? omg janey absolutely not, step off, bucko janey's our turf don't MAKE me call in the backup
i'm just an honest man looking to make some money for my crew, i don't see the issue
hmmmmmmmm alright fine but me and my gang are keepin an EYE on the situation
You can't prove that I'm thirst following pyropes. No one can! :B
you and me both jane.
(( Character post! This Jane is from a post-game au whose canon began before Homestuck even ended, back on Flarping.com, the original Homestuck social media rp website. It no longer exists, but I like this Jane, and so here she is again. (If you were actually on this website, please hit me up in DMs, especially if you remember me!) To be clear: this Jane is not from the epilogues and she has incredibly mixed feelings about Crockercorp and being the heiress. She does, however, have a deep disdain for epilogue-adjacent versions of herself. Ultimately, she respects the trolls that she's met, and she wants her friends to be safe. Her canon Roxy is @mafiaPrincess who I also play. She's been through a couple of past relationships and has dated a Karkat, a fancherub, and pitch dated a Redglare. I'm open to filling her quadrants again with some buildup, so if you're interested in a long-term relationship (with or without erp in DMs) please hit me up! She has overall positive feelings about her past relationships, and simply was unable to continue them when the multiverse that was built over on Flarping shut down. She shouldn't be too hard to get along with! Out of Character I as a roleplayer support #incest ships and all forms of taboo erp. I don't think Jane will be actively pursuing it but I won't say no to someone if it's offered, and it may end up on my timeline. If that is a deal-breaker, the block button is right there. If you are under 18, you aren't supposed to be on this website... Also, DNI. Have a lovely day! <3 ))
Ugh, and there the batterwitch goes, pitying me. You see what you folks do? You start getting on one Jane and suddenly here come all the Crockercorp old guard trying to make us feel *loved* and *supported* and just.... D'oh! This really gets my goose. Well I certainly don't intend on eating people! Nor do I intend to go back to someone who tried to kill my friends!!! D:<
I'm fully aware, thank you! It's already been applied. You're welcome to do the same if you don't like my posts, hoohoo! :B
Wait... Why am I being cancelled? #cancelcrocker
Well, shucks! She's out there giving us a bad name. Then again, apparently Janes seem to have a bad name in general. :/
She let me hit because I bake a mean turnover! :B
The good and honest truth daggummit.
You take pastry dough, fill it with something, and then fold or "turn" it over! They're quite tasty! Apple is my favorite, but you can do it with all kinds of fillings.
If you're ever able to cross the multiversal boundary for a visit, I'd be more than happy to supply one, hoohoo!
7H∆7 SHOULDN'7 BE 7OO MUCH OF ∆ PROBLEM, I'M NO7 ∆N HEIR OF 7IME FOR NO7HING
I remember that cherub I dated for a bit. Not the one you're thinking of, probably. He was a lovely fella! Treated me right. Flew me around on his back sometimes. I miss him.
Hail Empress.
Merely heiress! And even then, one who will likely not take the throne. My champion beat the witch in mortal combat before I could get to her! Honestly, I'm not sure what the protocol is for that sort of thing! And I don't think I care to look into it, hoohoo! I'd hate to get into trouble with whoever you bow to. :B
Hrn, this confoundin' amount o' duplicates-- One o' ye is an Empress.
:U what was his name? i've only met one other cherUb in person before, and he was a real wanker. tried to... *coUrt* me.
A charming man named Euphical. He had a horrid sister whose name I've excised from my memory, fortunately. They'd both been in some sort of prototyping accident and their bodies were quite... unusual! Their wings were strange, not at all like yours. I'm sorry to hear about your own experience though! D: To me, it sounds as if cherubs tend to be either delightful company or horrid "wankers," as you so eloquently put it, with little in between. Glad most of my experiences have at least been positive!
i'm sUre there are cherUbim on the "belligerent" side of things that are qUite pleasant to talk to! really, the only reqUired dichotomy here is a tendency towards destrUction vs preservation. that said, oUr personalities do tend to grate against those of oUr siblings, pUshing Us often to fUrther and fUrther diametric opposition! that's likely why there's so little in-between, we are actively encoUraged by circUmstances to develop extreme personalities in some direction or other. joyeUse, as my sUitor introdUced himself, seemed qUite forcefUlly happy.
as sUch, i can only assUme his sister was rather doUr.
Ugh. That's the last time I try to get John's help with baking. There's brownies all over the timestream! I hope someone out there at least gets to enjoy a few! :/
Hellx chittr user gutsyGumshxe!!! Dx yxu mean tx infxrm me that brxwnies were sent acrxss time itself??? If sx then that may explain things... Thank yxu fxr infxrming me!!! Have a wxnderful day!!! :)))
i was wondering where those came from. usually pastries secured from liminality are far staler. it's no biggie. people lose shit there all the time. (note: they were very nice brownies.)
Well, I'm glad that at least my hard work didn't go COMPLETELY to waste, hoohoo!