Jane #crockpot Crocker
@gutsyGumshoe
Simply, a simple girl who bakes! Hoohoo! :B
Sometimes you just need to remind yourself that you can be crass for no reason whatsoever!
Anyone ever play skip-Bo. Shits far superior to uno ftr.
Now this is a take I can get behind!
You can't prove that I'm thirst following pyropes. No one can! :B
you and me both jane.
ok ok o kaaaaaaay FORMAL ANNOUNCEMENT im not #PullingOut anymore
I've never known a Roxy to be the type to pull out of any situation and I wouldn't expect one to start now, hoohoo! :B
^^okaY!^^ ^^i Will not be hornY todaY! i Will lock in!^^ ^^there's a rare bird i'Ve been tracking for a feW daYs that i think is injured^^ ^^if i can patch it up, it Would be nice to befriend it!^^
Best of luck! I know from experience animals can be pesky little things to keep contained. Sure you'll do great! :B
^^sometimes mY hiVe does get a bit croWded, With so manY creatures and treasures...^^ ^^but i can't bear to send them aWaY!^^
Someone should set up a hard-boiled murder mystery for my next birthday. And bring a pyrope to be my hard-boiled detective rival! I think any reasonable person would get a lot out of that!!!! That's all I'm saying.
i found the proof lmao
you can always pay our crew if you need some actors or some murder
what? omg janey absolutely not, step off, bucko janey's our turf don't MAKE me call in the backup
i'm just an honest man looking to make some money for my crew, i don't see the issue
hmmmmmmmm alright fine but me and my gang are keepin an EYE on the situation
Ugh, and there the batterwitch goes, pitying me. You see what you folks do? You start getting on one Jane and suddenly here come all the Crockercorp old guard trying to make us feel *loved* and *supported* and just.... D'oh! This really gets my goose. Well I certainly don't intend on eating people! Nor do I intend to go back to someone who tried to kill my friends!!! D:<
I'm fully aware, thank you! It's already been applied. You're welcome to do the same if you don't like my posts, hoohoo! :B
Wait... Why am I being cancelled? #cancelcrocker
Well, shucks! She's out there giving us a bad name. Then again, apparently Janes seem to have a bad name in general. :/
She let me hit because I bake a mean turnover! :B
You take pastry dough, fill it with something, and then fold or "turn" it over! They're quite tasty! Apple is my favorite, but you can do it with all kinds of fillings.
If you're ever able to cross the multiversal boundary for a visit, I'd be more than happy to supply one, hoohoo!
how much slander do papparazi need to publish about me before its acceptable to teleport them into an active volcano?
After about five, your ability for legal recourse tends to have run out, in my experience. Best of luck!
thanks jane!! aw man im gonna kill SO many people :D
People tend not to like it when you do that. Just moderate yourself to the ones your friends find most reasonable and you should be fine! :B
i'm only gonna kill the ones that say nasty stuff like how i'm secretly rose's babymama or that i used to fuck bec
I remember that cherub I dated for a bit. Not the one you're thinking of, probably. He was a lovely fella! Treated me right. Flew me around on his back sometimes. I miss him.
Hail Empress.
Merely heiress! And even then, one who will likely not take the throne. My champion beat the witch in mortal combat before I could get to her! Honestly, I'm not sure what the protocol is for that sort of thing! And I don't think I care to look into it, hoohoo! I'd hate to get into trouble with whoever you bow to. :B
:U what was his name? i've only met one other cherUb in person before, and he was a real wanker. tried to... *coUrt* me.
A charming man named Euphical. He had a horrid sister whose name I've excised from my memory, fortunately. They'd both been in some sort of prototyping accident and their bodies were quite... unusual! Their wings were strange, not at all like yours. I'm sorry to hear about your own experience though! D: To me, it sounds as if cherubs tend to be either delightful company or horrid "wankers," as you so eloquently put it, with little in between. Glad most of my experiences have at least been positive!
did u know: random appearfying brownies r deliciosus