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:33< yeah hi im the #girlbulge inspetpurr i will inspect rate and d33ply enjoy all girlbulges! :33< #nsfw
A COLLAR WOULD FIX ME NGL #NSFW #PETPLAY
:33< i can show mew a cat! :33< meowing mewling and kitty! :33< tell meow purrincess now when did mew last s33 a furking cat! :33< a whole ass caaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat!
this is one of the most important lessons of all. it warms my blood to know you are managing your profanity in service of health, dear one. (:^
what is the matter, dear one?
This may be beyond even my wildest aspirations. But I think the goal will be to attempt to successfully run a post by post roleplay encounter a la Dungeons and even, Dragons.
CAN A BOY POST ABOUT WANTING TO BE PERCEIVED AT DESPERATE WITHOUT ROCKS BEING THROWN #NSFW
RARITY FIGHTING A GIANT CRAB IS STILL AN AMAZING SONG. WHY IS THE CRAB SLOWLY GETTING INLOVE WITH HER THOUGH? AND WHEN WILL IT BE A ME AND WHO SONG.
Anyone ever play skip-Bo. Shits far superior to uno ftr.
one day, jane... one day.
you and me both jane.
were done #PullingOut were not #PullingOut of eridan or his freakin week anymore
ok ok o kaaaaaaay FORMAL ANNOUNCEMENT im not #PullingOut anymore
^^sometimes mY hiVe does get a bit croWded, With so manY creatures and treasures...^^ ^^but i can't bear to send them aWaY!^^
^^okaY!^^ ^^i Will not be hornY todaY! i Will lock in!^^ ^^there's a rare bird i'Ve been tracking for a feW daYs that i think is injured^^ ^^if i can patch it up, it Would be nice to befriend it!^^
i am a dog, so you can guess where i stand on this or where i...get on all fours with my hind leg up! >:D #nsfwe #piss
手 | Isss it time to jump on the pisssss bandwagon? I think it is time to jump on the pissssss bandwagon.
// know that about 50% of the posts I make here are made via my shit laptop with a redbull in one hand and a cigarette in the other. lush life ye
absolutely pwned rorb w/ this one https://pbs.twimg.com/media/ds-wucju4amp72h.jpg
look rosie it u n me :) https://pbs.twimg.com/media/dmbffgqw0aa2ka4.jpg
Fur the amount of people who hated my clawntribution to these f33d memes, that's the amount of people you know don't have fun.
oh right i guess i should make an intro post or something! hi everyone! it's me, john egbert! the egg-meister, as some people call me. if you don't know who i am, that's fine! i'm really trying not to let celebrity go to my head.
you can always pay our crew if you need some actors or some murder
u can hate my chits but u cant hate these boobeis #nsfw #mynewbitisjstmynewpfp
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7H∆7 SHOULDN'7 BE 7OO MUCH OF ∆ PROBLEM, I'M NO7 ∆N HEIR OF 7IME FOR NO7HING
The good and honest truth daggummit.
i didnt let thm hit bc i was psotin wizards 2 chittr 2 fireball ppl #nsfw #imworkin
v importante message 3 inform every1 that no matter what freaky flag ur flyin ur #valid n i ~will~ supplex a bitch tryin 2 pull u down im also hella aware of when i'm postin dis but idec
thanks jane!! aw man im gonna kill SO many people :D
how much slander do papparazi need to publish about me before its acceptable to teleport them into an active volcano?
ummmm ummm that's yucky!!!!!!!!! do it again. #nsfw
primed and ready to start slipping estrogen into my husbands meals
lets all get together to #forcefem dave strider and any iteration of her
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PSA TO THE HUMAN USERS ON THIS WEBSITE: NO, YOU CANNOT JUST THROW "TROLL" IN FRONT OF A HUMAN CONCEPT OR NAME AND EXPECT IT TO IMMEDIATELY MAKE SENSE TO US. THAT IS A MYTH CREATED BY EXTREME IGNORANCE. THE TITLE OF "TROLL" IN FRONT OF AN ADULT ACTOR, MUSICIAN, ETC.'S NAME IS NOT JUST "TO SHOW THAT THIS IS THE TROLL VERSION OF SOME FUCKING HUMAN WHO COINCIDENTALLY ALSO EXISTS." THE TROLL EMPIRE HAS AN EXTREMELY LONG HISTORY WITH TROLLS WITH AN EXTREMELY LONG LIFESPAN DEPENDING ON THEIR HEMOCASTE. THE TITLE OF "TROLL" IS TO MAKE IT CLEAR THAT WHEN YOU ARE REFERRING TO A NAME THAT MAY NOT FIT WITHIN OUR STANDARD NAMING SYSTEM OR TITLE SYSTEM, YOU STILL UNDERSTAND THAT IT IS A TROLL WE ARE TALKING ABOUT AND NOT A RANDOM ASS ALIEN. WHICH, ALIEN IN THIS CONTEXT DOES NOT JUST FUCKING MEAN HUMAN! HELL, THERE ARE OTHER SPECIES OF ALIENS ON HERE. BUT OUR SPECIES HAS CONQUERED THOUSANDS OF ALIEN SPECIES ON PLANETS YOU COULDN'T QUITE POSSIBLY IMAGINED. YOU HUMANS ARE SO FAR UP YOUR OWN ASS YOU ASSUME EVERYTHING CENTERS AROUND YOU. STOP EMBARASSING YOURSELF ON A TROLL SOCIAL MEDIA, HOLY FUCK.
:U what was his name? i've only met one other cherUb in person before, and he was a real wanker. tried to... *coUrt* me.
So many beautiful beautiful women out here, mrrow. That wasn't a salacious noise I was just chirping due to my ineffable feline charm. <3
im rEinstallIng AbletOn. fuck all of yOU.
the amp0ras are c0nsistently the funniest pe0ple 0n chittr with0ut even trying and that's unf0rtunate.
I return to Chittr only to see we have been granted Rechitts. Blessed be, may my seed spread.
did u know: random appearfying brownies r deliciosus
i was wondering where those came from. usually pastries secured from liminality are far staler. it's no biggie. people lose shit there all the time. (note: they were very nice brownies.)