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// know that if i both like and hate your post i have just burst out laughing at whatever you've said. i need to keep my spade brand up tho ykwim ye
fucking idiots. they're fake.
to address the accusations thrown at me in the past five minutes. -no i do not jerk off while pissing. #nsfw -no i do not take 5 whole minutes to piss. that time includes washing my fucking hands.
I'll wait for my moment then. Thanks, Clubs.
Solution: Never piss again, and you will be immune to all criticism.
Spades Slick takes five minutes to piss. Do with this information what you will.
You're the only one of the four I think I like.
:33 < you make very valuable and sensible arguments! honestly i had a t33nsy f33ling you wouldnt be the type :33 < i am glad you and the other-people-crew-guys have reached an understanding and truce!! #nicenessnotnomnoms #kindnesswins
Ugh, and there the batterwitch goes, pitying me. You see what you folks do? You start getting on one Jane and suddenly here come all the Crockercorp old guard trying to make us feel *loved* and *supported* and just.... D'oh! This really gets my goose. Well I certainly don't intend on eating people! Nor do I intend to go back to someone who tried to kill my friends!!! D:<
i love elaborate plans
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I am pleased to announce that we have reached a settlement with Crockercorp that we feel satisfied with and that they didn't agree to. We thank you all for your support during this turbulent time.
:33 < awww, so you all worked it out i think? :33 < i adore a happy ending!! i am so happy for you guys :33
Stand with crocker! She did all of that but thats my best gal.
#cancelcrocker #cancelitchy #cancelthewholedamnapp
you're the fifth. and we don't even have five members.
i thought that'd work.
i didn't mean to post that i was making a joke.
she was replying to me, dimwit.
you're like, fucking five or something.
i wuld eat a carapacian but only ☝️☝️☝️ if they were in2 it #consent
mandatory crew activity.
eat the rich should be changed to eat the crocker #carapaciansincrockerfields
This one can live. He's about footstool high.
what the fuck crocker?
sickening honestly
It's disgraceful somebody with these heinous views runs a conglomerate like Crockercorp.
DO YOU REALLY SUPPORT @GUTSYGUMSHOE WHEN SHE THREATENED TO EAT MY FRIENDS ALIVE?
@gutsygumshoe eats carapacians and thinks they're nothing more than fancy lobsters #cancelcrocker
500 barbasol bombs
i heard @gutsygumshoe has money should i send the crew to loot her too?
i know right