can i go and take a piss for five minutes or will i get another baseless accusation thrown at me in that space of time??
Solution: Never piss again, and you will be immune to all criticism.
Spades Slick takes five minutes to piss. Do with this information what you will.
i tried that, y'know. i don't recommend it, boss. it smarts reeeaaalll bad after a bit.
HE’S JERKNING IT. SLICK JERNKES ON THE TOILET PROVEN #NSFW
Maybe you need to try harder next time? I personally have no issue.
shut the fuck up droog.