Problem Sleuth
@problemSleuth
Fella doesn't got a collar. Think I'd get in trouble with the missus if I brought him home? https://files.catbox.moe/syvca5.png
...Only if ya don't give me any lip for ALSO pickin' up a stray this evening? Hahaha.
What a crazy coinkidink, huh? Guess I gotta go pick up more tuna and milk for the poor things.
Crime scene cat that moved to the park is now sitting on my lap but I'm now trapped
PLEASE STOP POSTING CRIME POSTS ME AND THE BOYS CAN ONLY DO SO MUCH JUSTICE AT ONCE THANK YOU
murder. smoking at a no smoking zone. pissing in the street.
I'm going as fast as I can Sleuth, I feel like I'm going to pass out...
Crime scene cat has been located at the park. Updates to follow.
Just got kicked out of a crime scene for slipping on a pool of blood trying to chase a stray cat that wouldn't let me pet it ama
How scornful was the cat, out of 10. Normally I find crime scene cats to be a solid 8.
I mean 8 yeah it was an average crime scene cat I've seen lots of crime scenes
The shop down the street is out of candy corn no one talk to me
Case Update: Just survived an assassination attempt, pages have either disintegrated or floated out to sea. Not the best of developments. Currently very soggy.
I've found 24 pages and there's no sign of stopping. They seem to lead to the pier. Something fishy's afoot.
no one tell dame she's gonna scold me
ISNT PAINT THINNER SUPPOSED TO REMOVE COLOR
I THINK IT JUST IS LIKE DIET PILLS FOR PAINT!
HOW DID IT STAIN MY COAT MY COAT IS ALREADY WHITE
I have filled a water gun with paint thinner the Felt and the Crew don't stand a chance
@hystericalDame Darlin can I borrow your paint stripper?
Wha-? Oh I'm just gonna assume I don't wanna know. I'll ring up whore island for a couple extra.
Hoo hoo! Dearest Sleuther, I believe you may find your answers in my daunting text! Pg. 1024, if I am not mistaken, divulges the intricacies of paint-based japery, and the potential uses of paint propulsion in trickery!
how to make a paint gun
THE STORE IS OUT OF PAINT GUNS SOMEONE JUST BOUGHT THEIR ENTIRE STOCK
If I got a paint gun I could decorate the office so efficiently I bet
I dunno what Slick's on about, Miss Snowman's great company
just you fucking wait.
Oh no I treat women well and don't yell at them like you do so Miss Snowman's probably gonna be polite to me in turn instead of cruel to me like she is with you I'm so fuckin scared >:P
lalalalala can't hear you over the caramel latte and mocha biscotti im enjoying with her
He doesn't know how to mind his manners.