Problem Sleuth
@problemSleuth
Fella doesn't got a collar. Think I'd get in trouble with the missus if I brought him home? https://files.catbox.moe/syvca5.png
...Only if ya don't give me any lip for ALSO pickin' up a stray this evening? Hahaha.
PLEASE STOP POSTING CRIME POSTS ME AND THE BOYS CAN ONLY DO SO MUCH JUSTICE AT ONCE THANK YOU
murder. smoking at a no smoking zone. pissing in the street.
Just got kicked out of a crime scene for slipping on a pool of blood trying to chase a stray cat that wouldn't let me pet it ama
How scornful was the cat, out of 10. Normally I find crime scene cats to be a solid 8.
I mean 8 yeah it was an average crime scene cat I've seen lots of crime scenes
i hate each and every one of you platonically. #quadposting
May you find a love that transcends the hate in your heart.
(( i take in-character likes very seriously im out here swapping characters like a hotwheels protagonist swaps gears. how many characters does everyone have so far i'm up to 5 and looking to add more soon. I'm loving hyperthreading my social media experience
((I'm up to 5 with two of them beefing and trying so hard not to make it 6 😭😭😭
its “find my pages” friday
@hystericalDame Darlin can I borrow your paint stripper?
Wha-? Oh I'm just gonna assume I don't wanna know. I'll ring up whore island for a couple extra.
So I'm steppin out of the flyver and some fall guy bobbles this newfangled thing into my hands. Naturally I knew how to use it immediately and decided the crime scene probably didnt need this anyway. So. Here I am typing on a box wondering what a troll is. Or what a chittr is for that matter! Could anyone help a dame out?
Dame! Ain't you a sight for sore eyes! You, my dear, are on some sorta timeline hoppin letter-writin sort of device! Ain't that neat?
Awww well if it isn't the man himself! How've the mean streets been treating you today? I really ought to swing by the office again but you know how those consarned gates get...
Preaching to the ivory shelled choir! Midnight City's been awful calm all things considered, if you ignore the DUI street races and supposed Crew divorce and I think I saw some double of mine traipsing around? and a whole bunch of the Felt and multiples of the Crew and I haven't found Ace or Bawd yet or
Y'know, Einstein, I gotta say it ain't soundin' all that quiet! Especially since I had to fight off a coupla mugs myself just now. Wait. You've got a double? News to me for sure. The crew divorce is all over the tabloids though. It's messy, I've seen at least a couple gals come to blows over it already and they dont even know the guys directly! I guess what you're tryin'a sell me is we oughtta stick together, huh?
Ain't no used car salesman, not trying to sell you a darn thing, Dame! But if you need yourself a burly, hardboiled-type gent to keep ya safe on these shady streets, you know this fella's happy to be your man.
Any day of the week, Sleuth, that sounds fine 'n' dandy. Meet me over by Eclaire's?
John keeps telling me that Hamburger Helper is not a meal fit for a growing boy. If you ask me, it’s a meal fit for kings.
I dunno what Slick's on about, Miss Snowman's great company
just you fucking wait.
Oh no I treat women well and don't yell at them like you do so Miss Snowman's probably gonna be polite to me in turn instead of cruel to me like she is with you I'm so fuckin scared >:P
lalalalala can't hear you over the caramel latte and mocha biscotti im enjoying with her
He doesn't know how to mind his manners.
@problemSleuth Door's open.