Dad
@pipeFan
Just a father under 40 doing his best
Logging off to go take a stroll for a bit. Anyone care to join me?
Take a moment to tell someone important to you that you love them. Life is too short to miss that opportunity.
In a site like this it’s easy to get lost in the pages, getting so caught up in all the hate, and love, and pity that it can consume you. Remember to drink some water and take a break.
If you ever get the hiccups, my mother told me a spoon full of sugar with a glass of water would clear it right up. It always worked for me.
I hope my account brings some peace and normalcy to those who need a safe space.
I’ve been looking forward to spring. The warm rainy weather is quite nice, and perfect for baking a pie to rest in the windowsill. What’s your favorite weather?
oF, wHICH SHOW?
I WOULD SAY THAT OF WINTER BUT IN MY OLD REGIMENT THEY ALWAYS SENT ME THE MOST DEADLY GIFTS TO GET ME KILLED DURING SECRET SUFFERER.
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fall! or spring. i knoa theyre boring answers but they both make me so nostalgic!
My hero @frivolousJapery
Sorry it is hard to text on account of sweating so much. Might need to go change my suit.
just copy and paste the url and it should auto-embed. depends on the site though.
HTTPS://IH1.REDBUBBLE.NET/IMAGE.3048086674.2423/FLAT,750X,075,F-PAD,750X1000,F8F8F8.JPG
HTTPS://IH1.REDBUBBLE.NET/IMAGE.3048077678.2186/FLAT,750X,075,F-PAD,750X1000,F8F8F8.JPG
Just paste a link. Imgchest or filegarden are probably the best hosts.
there should be an edit button when you click on your profile.
Tell me one good thing that happened in your day today
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my daughter got an A on her math homework!
nothing to smile about in my life
I fixed my oven! I can get back to baking now. I think a celebratory Victoria sponge cake is in order.
i got my roommates to eat breakfast. yes, this IS an accomplishment.
Then know that others in your life are smiling for you. Just because they had the chance to know someone as cool as you.
Which is your favorite hamburger helper?
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John keeps telling me that Hamburger Helper is not a meal fit for a growing boy. If you ask me, it’s a meal fit for kings.
KEEP GETTING HAMBURGER HELPER
🎦 i love to pour the box down my gullet with a chaser of boiling water lol
Hm… haven’t tried that before! Probably won’t. But thank you for the recommendation.
maybe add a healthy serving of veggies to balance the plate?
He hates those more than the hamburger helper. Raising a son can be very difficult sometimes. But I know he’ll grow up strong.
Kids are always ungrateful. Just give him a bowl of worms and tell him you traded the hamburger helper to the birds. It'll fix him up.
Have seen some extremely disconcerting things on chittr today….
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sorry, dad! that's the internet for you.
its ok dad dont look shhhh just close ur eyes
> even1ng
Thinking about how my son’s baby shower took place shortly after a meteor shower.
How beautiful. And a funeral too.
I’m proud of you son. And so grateful that my wish came down from the sky before I ever had the chance to make it.
aww. you're embarrassing me.
I’m proud of you son. Keep up the good work. You’re always welcome here, you know.
okay fuck i cant lie to you ive been doing dogshit work sorry to burst your fatherly bubble
My statement still withstanding. Though I appreciate your honesty. Only a real man has the guts to admit when things aren't going smoothly.
Is anyone able to help me locate the post button?
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where did ya get that from old man, watchin' the weather channel?
Why yes I do enjoy watching the local news broadcast! Though I do prefer reading the daily news via paper with my morning coffee.
they got somethin' called the internet now. ya can use it to do all sorts of shit, like get the news without some lil' paperboy demandin' a tip for not throwin' your paper into the bushes.
Ah it seems like perhaps I have downloaded the wrong application. Is anyone able to perhaps guide me to the proper forums for polite gentleman under 40 with an aptitude for business?
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hey there, bucko. you're pretty awesome there. you got muscles i can ogle?
In no temporal timeline are you under the age of 40.
Why thank you. Your choice in cranial attire is quite sublime as well.
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Hm. I apologize if my post somehow caused any duress. Feel free to page me so we can discuss this issue further.
hi mr egbert/crocker