Elis Crowley
@goeticSovereign
Translating some of these quirks makes me feel like an archaeologist discovering a long-dead civilization and making sense of their chicken scratch.
Will there be refreshments and catering at #EridanWeek? I am trying to plan my trip accordingly.
Only the best.
I am here with refreshing s.o°da beverages at great pricecs
#IAmComing. This is a threat; take it as you will.
I have been informed that #EridanWeek is a festival to celebrate a local celebrity. I am intrigued and will attempt to participate, albeit most likely from the sidelines.
I've been away from this particular avenue of non-linear temporal communication for a while. Could someone tell me what a...Eridan week is? I feel out of the loop.
A weeklong festival celebrating a member of our planet's beloved pantheon. Interdimensional guests welcome.
Typically attendees would also post their intentions publicly with the two compulsory tags. :B I'm sure you've seen them.
Just throwing this out here because I think it needs to be said, but I think if Lightning McQueen was real, he'd solve all universal issues.
I think that if a child instigates a fight, it should be legal to retaliate violently.
I'm going to commit so many atrocities against humanity that I'll be the expert in my field and can put it on my LinkedIn profile.
Godspeed.
I think this Sigmund Freud is a scam. A fraud. A Sigmund Fraud if you will.
Your daddy never loved you. #truthnuke
Maybe the real Slenderman was the group psychosis all along.
Do you think the meteors that SBURB spawned into existence did more devastation than a nuke theoretically would?
From personal experience: No.
I've been thinking long and hard, and I think we would all benefit from the destruction of all major cities.
Yuri, yaoi, you guys need to open up that book bound in flesh that sits in the back of your closet and let it tell you things the government doesn't want you to know.
Please do not.
psh, i have two hands
Are you ever talking to someone and just start thinking that you'd enjoy this conversation so much more if they were just a skull on your shelf? No? Is that just me?
Message me.
I feel like my last chit came across as suicidal. I meant that it must be nice to be cradled in the warm dirt and having no responsibilities.
it ♯is ♯gointhedirtnow ill even ♯digaholeforyou ♯yourhole
Sometimes, I envy the bones in the ground, y'know.
Another day, another opportunity for completely legal mischief!
Does anyone else ever wonder why troll Gordon Ramsey always has to show his bare ass during episodes of troll Hotel Hell? #nsfw
/╲/ ( THERES NOTHING WRONG WITH BEING PROUD OF THE BODY YOU WORKED FOR!!!!!!!! ) /╱\
If anyone sees strange lights coming from a hive that isn't theirs, mind your business.
This is extortion. I love it. I'll do a 30/70 split with you for supplying the materials.
Retretable news chittr, my completely legal communication device has been confiscated.