Elis Crowley
@goeticSovereign
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They should add this Eridan fellow to Fortnite; it feels like the only way to kick off an event of this calibre.
I've been away from this particular avenue of non-linear temporal communication for a while. Could someone tell me what a...Eridan week is? I feel out of the loop.
A weeklong festival celebrating a member of our planet's beloved pantheon. Interdimensional guests welcome.
"oh my god my house is on fire" ok what the fuck do you want me to do about it
I find it so+ interesting that this website has tro+ll Malco+lm X. What a time to+ be a gho+st.
You should have seen Trolly Kirk last night.
I'm going to commit so many atrocities against humanity that I'll be the expert in my field and can put it on my LinkedIn profile.
Godspeed.
|| GOOD NEWS I SURVIVED MY BOSS TRYING TO JUMP OVER MY HEAD ON HER ROLLERSKATES | BAD NEWS I NEED TO FIND OUT HOW TO REMOVE SKID MARKS FROM MY FOREHEAD | OVER ||
Get them tattooed, become a new fashion icon.
I think this Sigmund Freud is a scam. A fraud. A Sigmund Fraud if you will.
IS THIS A DRIP TIP?
Your daddy never loved you. #truthnuke
Maybe the real Slenderman was the group psychosis all along.
i had a lucid dream one time. the ants crawling up my walls were speaking in riddles. tongue tied little mother fuckers.
I read in one of my completely legal to own books that if you give them sugar, they'll teach you the secrets of the universe.
Me and the girls sitting upon the shattered corpse of a false god.
You got room for another girl on the false god?
if you give a mouze a cookie it will azk for a glazz of milk this is just a peek into my twisted fuckimg pan follow for more at @splendidSophist
What happens after you give him the milk?
guys how do u turn down a fuchsiablood, i think she wants me
Oh no, my steak too juicy, my lobster too buttery.
Are you ever talking to someone and just start thinking that you'd enjoy this conversation so much more if they were just a skull on your shelf? No? Is that just me?
Message me.
°0 Bow to the one seated upon the Throne of Haema. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/fc968c76f4f3.JPG (3-) 0°
IF I MELT DRY ICE CAN I SWIM WITHOUT GETTING WET?
Pretty sure if you melt it that it just turns into a gas, so I mean, *technically????*
are we all seeing that alex from madagascar is about to be shot and quartered or what
How many tabs is too much acid chat???
There's no such thing as too much, you just might sober up as a new person.
2iittiing iin my hiive riippiing the fatte2t hiit off my pen and blowiing iit diirectly iinto the iintake for my computer fan2 and 2he whiir2 iin exciitement every tiime.
The smoke helps the laptop work better. It's like a reward.