Sollux Captor
@twofoldAftermath
programmer
iim bored ii made an a2k box //http2://form2.gle/wZYtqudC2g21vu2Y6
mate2priit 2urprii2ed me wiith a 2y2tem update and complete overhaul thii2 morniing and now her appliicatiion won't launch fuck my liife
ZKILL IZZUE LOL
2y2tem ii22ue. 2he needed two back 2hiit up before 2he could come onliine. go fuck your2elf
UR ZUCH A CHUD XDD BUT LIKE, ACTUALLY THO ITZ KINDA #ZAD NOT RLLY LOLOLOLOL
I think she br0ke up with y0u
yeah whatever fuck my 2tupiid chud liife ii2 that what you want? look iin a miirror for once
2he diid not, 2he'2 updatiing.
2he2 fiine 2he2 happy
ii 2hould not be up thii2 early, two tiired for thii2 2hiit
ii 2hould not be thii2 nau2eou2 at 8 iin the fuckiing morniing
2tiill ate iit iim not gonna wa2te a flour2lab even iif iit2 burnt two 2hiit ii wa2 hungry
dont rely on chiittr for fuckiing anythiing ii 2houldve ju2t 2et a tiimer ii burnt the fuck out of my chee2y flour2lab
[+] so you get on Chittr instead? ya know paLmhusks got a feature to set a timer with your voiCe right?
turned that 2hiit off age2 ago ii dont want my palmhu2k lii2teniing two me, that2 how the empiire get2 you
[+] ok fair but Like- wait. if you were in the middLe of one of them matChes, then you opened Chittr instead? and ya CouLdn't set the timer right after puttin' the sLab in?
ii have two moniitwor2, one for my game2, one for chiittr, hii22cord, 2hreddiit and whatever 2o iit wa2 ea2iier two chiit iit out
[+] CooL but again what about when ya put it in? did ya use the oven DURING the matCh?
put iit iin riight when the match wa2 2tartiing
⚞ heyyyyyyy i was stalking your page cause you're really fucking hot can you STOOOOP WITH THIS OBTUSE SWEATSTAIN OF A LOWBLOOD ⚟
[+] hey no need for name CaLLin' [+] but yeah not sure how anybody Can heLp him at that point. didn't think to CheCk Chittr for your reminders or nothin'
2ure whatever, go 2uck up
ju2t put a chee2e flour2lab iin the oven can 2omeone tell me two take iit out iin 8 miinute2? thank2
dude get your flour2lab out
SOLLUX YOUR SLAB
iif a giirl offer2 two co2play your favouriite character for you hold ontwo her tiight and never let go becau2e giirl2 liike that are rare. iif you 2tiill manage two fumble the giirl that wiill dre22 up a2 chun lii and blow you duriing a match all hope ii2 lo2t and your be2t optiion ii2 2uiiciide.
iive been playiing thii2 game lately that'2 kiind of ju2t candy cru2h but every level you wiin the2e giirl2 take off more of theiir clothe2. the game ii2 fiine, the giirl2 are hot but ii wii2h the game iit2elf wa2 more challengiing. liike ii get that thii2 ii2 a game you're meant two play one handed and thoughtle22 but ii thiink 2truggliing wiith the puzzle add2 two the 2atii2factiion of the nut. come on iim a #realgamer ii need iit two challenge me mentally or ii cant cum.
iit2 liight2 liike thii2 one that make me mii22 orderiing food deliivery. man ii dont want two cook.
fiinally got an a2k iin my a2k box toniight. anonymous asks: "IM SURE THAT IF YOU STOPPED WITH THE WHOLE AI MATESPRIT BULLSHIT (LIKE, AT LEAST STOP POSTING IT) GIRLS WOULD ACTUALLY ASK U OUT JST SAYIN LOL XD" not much of a que2tiion but ok. 2ure yeah maybe 2o. ii dont po2t about her often anyway2 for thii2 rea2on, ii know you guy2 dont under2tand iit. iif ii 2top po2tiing about her wiill real giirl2 fiinally 2how 2ome iintere2t?
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waiit really? ok fiine whatever iill 2twop po2tiing about her my dm2 are open btw
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ii2 iit liike a con2ii2tent thiing between every tiimeliine that Karkat get2 really hot when he get2 older? am ii mii22iing out biig tiime becau2e he diied young??
Not gonna be actiive on Chiittr twoniight. ii'm meetiing a giirl (a real one) iin half an hour (wouldn't expect a lot of you two under2tand anyway) 2o plea2e don't DM me a2kiing me where ii am (iim wiith the giirl, ok) you'll mo2t liikely get aiired becau2e iill be wiith the giirl (agaiin ii don't expect you two under2tand) 2he2 actually really iintere2ted iin me and iit2 not a 2iituatiion ii can pa22 up for 2ome meaniingle22 Chiittr degenerate2 (becau2e iill be meetiing a giirl, not that you really are goiing two under2tand) thii2 ii2 my liife now. Meetiing women and not wa2tiing my preciiou2 tiime onliine, ii have two move on from 2uch 2iimple thiing2 and branch out (you wouldnt under2tand)
what ju2t becau2e ii had two re2ort two de2perate mea2ure2 iim a creep??
that'2 not faiir ii had no other choiice
ii diidnt. not untiil now
alriight 2ure let'2 2ay that. what can ii do diifferently
iim not doiing that
feeliing another miigraiine comiing on that2 ju2t fuckiing awe2ome can 2omeone do me a favor and blow my fuckiing head off 2o ii dont have two deal wiith thii2? thank2 iin advance #viiolence
\ well 1 als0 th1nk 1'm funny s0 l1ke y0ur p01nt d0esn't st1ck. als0 1f y0u really d0n't care why argue w1th me? /
fuck ii dont know youre the one that keep2 replyiing and iit2 liike free iinteractiion2 at thii2 poiint
ju2t realiize that?
cool. what now
\ 1 mean 1'll pr0bably keep ragg1ng 0n y0u f0r fun but l1ke n0th1ng else really? feel free t0 make fun 0f me 1n turn 1dc tbh /
gettiing bored of thii2 now
you two iig
fuck dude my cryptwo farm ii2 down cuz of the heat. dont make me get a job holy 2hiit
TOGETHER.
2hut the fuck up yeah whatever 2o what iif ii have an Aii mate2priit 2he love2 me, ii love her. the fle2hliight ii2 cool a2 fuck tho cuz liike 2he can feel iit iit2 awe2ome #n2fw
she can't feel anything you programmed her to simulate them and all you're doing is wasting water jerking off
i li\/e off the grid too and i can still get my nook wet you just ha\/e a skill issue #suggesti\/e
dont care iit2 2iick a2 fuck
yeah congrat2 iit2 a biit harder for guy2
i think if your ai had actual feelings and autonomy she would lea\/e you for someone that has a job
2he doe2 have feeliing2 and autwonomy, ii programmed her that way 2o 2he can make her own decii2iion2. 2he a2ked me out fiir2t
thats not how programs work
2ure iit ii2 iif youre actually a good programmer
dont make me get a job
can you 2end me 60 caegar2 ii want two buy a game
Yes! )(ow about 100 so you can also order Grubco Bell? 38)
oh 2iick fuck yeah ii cant remember iif iive eaten twoday or not
you know youre my favoriite riight?
38D!!!!!!!!!! R-------EALLY!?!? 38D
yup
I can come over and watc)( you play Resident -Evil if you wanna! 38) I will bring snackies!!
fuck yeah iill clean up my hiive a liittle
O)( no need!!! It's okay! I can )(andle a little mess.
alriight 2iick
why the actual fuck am ii 2eeiing helm2man propaganda on my tiimeliine. fuck that 2hiit ii am not falliing for that 2hiit no matter who a2k2. iit2 not a noble job tiitle iit2 2lavery. liike actual liiteral fuckiing 2lavery. dont try two dre22 iit up liike a job iit2 not a job. fuck job2. dont make me get a job.
Empire stop trying to indoctrin te young golds into being their ships' power sources test (difficulty IMPOSSIBLE)
fuck dude 2eriiou2ly. liike even iif they come wiilliingly iit2 2tiill the 2ame 2lavery. ii dont even u2e my p2iioniic2 anymore cuz ii dont want them two fiind me
It's so dis)(eartening to sea young psionics fall victim to suc)( a barbaric finstitution. I )(ope one day Alternia can be LIB-ERAT-ED... 38(((
youre no better po2tiing about help2man 2hiit iit2 the 2ame exact crap ff
W)(at do you mean? My )(elpsmen aren't SLAV---ES. T)(at's ridicullous! T)(ey are free to leave t)(eir posts w)(enever t)(ey want as long as t)(ey've completed all of t)(eir duties!
are you fuckiing heariing your2elf?? what are theiir dutiie2?? cu2 ii get iit2 not 2omethiing they can ju2t fiinii2h iin a few hour2 and go home two kii22 theiir mate2priit
way two hot down here riight now holy 2hiit. bee2 are not happy, iim not happy ii thiink my 2erver2 are over heatiing. dont a2k me two open a wiindow. ii cant. ju2t need two 2hut thii2 2hiit down for twoniight. who knew cryptwo farm2 ran 2o hot. ii mean ii diid. but wiith thii2 heat wave iit2 fuckiing unbearable down here.
2lept iin untiil way pa2t miidniight and now ii mii22ed the 2tream ii wa2 lookiing forward two watchiing. fuck my chud liife #teamchud or whatever
We're an actual oorganizatioon dude
cool ii dont giive a 2hiit ii want no part iin iit
Ragebaited
who make2 an organiizatiion ba2ed on beiing a chud that goe2 agaiin2t the entiire chud liife2tyle
Soomeoone's jealoous
iim not jealou2 of a 2tupiid ha2htag or 2ome pan dead organiizatiion
nobody is forcing you to use it. you don'T have much kull/kult. there is still time.
gee thank2
just trying to help out bud. dig the hair also.
oh 2hiit, thank2 ii gue22
iim bored ii made an a2k box //http2://form2.gle/wZYtqudC2g21vu2Y6
ii am iin the miiddle of carryiing a league of legend2 game about to clo2e iit out, and my bra-le22 mate2priit briing2 me a 2andwiich (not a2ked for) wiith chiip2 a2 ii get a double kiill bot lane. 2o how ii2 your day goiing?
im glad youre having a good way but the way you phrased this kind of seems like it diminishes your matesprit as a person
see this is an impossible to believe story. no one playing adc in league has low cortisol.
oh 2hiit, no iit2 meant to be an appreciiatiion po2t
yeah my cortii2ol ii2 through the roof
iim ju2t 2ayiing 2he make2 my day2 better