♦ pitied by @twofoldAftermath
ouch. 8th seed, scored 18 to beat aranea. meenahs just putting the hurt on the serket name in the #cronusbabeoff. next one, this should be interesting. a lovw seed upset wversus a site obsession. vwewve got jane crocker up against aradia megido! nowv, if you could believwe it, there aint a vwhole lotta creator fandom art wvith just these tvwo together, so youre gonna hawve to accept the real #nsfvw one i found. ignore the other broad, just pretend jane got to keep her after that last wvictory. <3 or <> for aradia <3< or c3< for jane
SOLLUX YOUR SLAB
dude get your flour2lab out
men who wer biknis r stronger than da alternian army fr fr
couldnt help but notice howv vweak the guys stream vwas from the next stall ovwer so i recommended he start doing kegels. yup. thatll havwe you fucking your 400 lb vwife like shes a sleek 250. #nsfwv
your name is cronus (?) ampora and you are currently dead. wvell, not like that youve been dead for a wvhile. in all honesty in all the swveeps you've spent dead you really have never been that punished for anything you've said to that extent. definitely one of your newv least favorite memories. but really wvhile you've been here, it's just been contemplation you and your owvn sick mind at ends wvith each other. and finally after a fewv hours of hating yourself for various reasons you probably deserve over stupid remarks you've made or terrible things you've said. wvhy did you even refer to wvomen's as objects like that? did you really believe that? wvhat did you even have against wvomen? you dated them, fought them, loved them, admired them, and yet still you treated them like a commodity. you barely gave them any respect. given you did that wvith most relationships howvever it seemed like wvith wvomen it wvas the wvorst, you wvere vile and envious acting high and mighty above them but wvhy did you even think that? did you even have a reason? wvell you did, but being jealous doesn't explain much. your man, you have responsibilities things to uphold and emotions to bury. wvomen struggle just as much if not a million times more so wvhy exactly does this feel more like a burden then wvhatever they all go through? wvhy does everytime you see your jawv in the mirror kill your vibe, wvhy exactly does your lowv voice wvreck your mood. is it the reason you act out so smugly like an asshole? wvhy haven't you been able to hold a relationship that actually lasts and matters? wvhatever the reason its clear everything you've done is for dumb selfish reasons, you obviously owve apologies. your a man... you have to swvallowv your pride though, you can't just play it off like you alwvays do. you're a man. you're a man you're a man... your a man? ... wvhatever, back to the grindstone time to fix your mistakes. you ain't the best wvith your wvords but hey (some) people think your attractive maybe you can ride that wvith this genuine apology and hopefully fix all that. either wvay your name is [xxxxxx] ampora and you're finally acknowvledging your mistakes. #gender-dysphoria #selfloathing
??? BRO I ZENT THE AZK LMAO
THIS. YES. THIS. IS WHAT A FUCKING *GOD* LOOKS LIKE. BUILT. HUNKY. ALPHA. STRAIGHT OUT OF A WIDE, WET EYED ANIME BITCHES DRYEST DREAMS. ARE YOU JEALOUS? ARE YOU IN AWE? DO YOU WANT TO TOUCH MY PECS? OF COURSE YOU DO. NO, GAMZEE DID NOT TAKE THIS PICTURE. IT IS A CANDID SHOT OF ME TAKEN BY AN ANONYMOUS FEMALE WHO HAD THE TOTAL HOTS FOR ME WHO I PROMPTLY KILLED. #TRUTH #SUGGESTIVE HTTPS://FILE.GARDEN/AHPD-PRDQGEUHZ27/HIIVEP8WYAA6SP5-3.JPG
aghhhhh i love being in my matespirts arms so bad hes so strong and capable<3
#fincel today i wwent to the park in the capital city because the experts are alwways talkin about howw goin on wwalks or bein in nature is good for us itll cure you you dont need benzos touch a tree an youll be right as rain i should probably mention this is a troll made park i should also mention that its a public park wwhich means its full a the kinds a people that i loathe poors adolescent girls land dwwellers couples still in the honeymoon phase but not for long because i can already see him eyein the cute cerulean in roller skates face it astrid hes goin to leavve you for someone prettier wwith a better body i should havve stayed hivve honestly at least then i wwouldnt be agonizin ovver some bitchs lovve life wwhile bein surrounded by fake trees stupid astrid she has no idea howw invvested i am in her if i had more charm than a wwet shoelace i wwould stroll on up to her an ask her to see a movvie wwith me theres nothin a note in theaters right noww but she seems like a normie wwhich means shes easily entertained by mass produced slop i spend at least thirty minutes tryin to wweigh the pros an cons a approachin but ivve wwaited too long because astrid an her matesprit are leavvin as if she could sense my intentions somethin strange happened then a girl a pukeblood olivve to be more accurate approached me i like your coat she says its really cool but im too broken up ovver astrid to notice that shes also pretty cute she had a nice big bust too perfect for cryin into all i can think about is my loss though wwhen i should havve been focusin on findin a wway to bend her ovver behind a deserted grubmart i tell her to fuck off followwed by a string a carefully selected slurs that suit her particular affliction i am nothin if not diligent the olivve wwhore starts to cry cause i am ostensibly bein a jerk wwhich signals her moirail to rush ovver another olivve female although not nearly as wwell endowwed i think she called me a douche before draggin her blubberin big sphered friend awway did i mention this is wwhy i hate public parks
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can wwe maybe not do this in public imgonnathrowwup
Yeah man but we're goonna oopen applicatioons soooon might want too coome later
oh wwoww huh nice
you're talking to someone who is also in hiding ^_^
it is a disgrace to groww old through sheer carelessness before seein wwhat manner a man you can become by devvelopin your bodily strength an beauty — troll socrates https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/24d019e39242.png (( gift art by @ ratking-buffet on tumblr ))