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ouch. 8th seed, scored 18 to beat aranea. meenahs just putting the hurt on the serket name in the #cronusbabeoff. next one, this should be interesting. a lovw seed upset wversus a site obsession. vwewve got jane crocker up against aradia megido! nowv, if you could believwe it, there aint a vwhole lotta creator fandom art wvith just these tvwo together, so youre gonna hawve to accept the real #nsfvw one i found. ignore the other broad, just pretend jane got to keep her after that last wvictory. <3 or <> for aradia <3< or c3< for jane
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For all of you with allternative timelline sellves, know that I quantify each and every one of you as the "Reall" one and the "Fake" ones. Based entirelly on how much I llike And Sllash Or am Entertained by you.
I AM A MASTER OF PLANT BASED DEFENSE AGAINST THESE ZOMBIE ASSAILANTS.. THEY CANNOT SEIGE MY YARD WITH MY MANY TREBUCHETS AND MELON CATAPULTS AND PEASHOOTERS.
Friendly reminder to block and move on from any post you see t)(at you do not like or t)(at mig)(t make you uncomfortable! Wit)( t)(ings like anxiety, we )(ave to remember t)(e circle of control. We may not be able to control ot)(ers and w)(at t)(ey post, but W-E CAN control our own reactions to t)(ings we do not like! 38)
IM ALL SORTS OF FUCKED UP TODAY. IF ONLY I COULD FEEL BETTER MAGICALLY, PERHAPS WITH THE AID OF DRUGS. #SUBSTANCES
THIS. YES. THIS. IS WHAT A FUCKING *GOD* LOOKS LIKE. BUILT. HUNKY. ALPHA. STRAIGHT OUT OF A WIDE, WET EYED ANIME BITCHES DRYEST DREAMS. ARE YOU JEALOUS? ARE YOU IN AWE? DO YOU WANT TO TOUCH MY PECS? OF COURSE YOU DO. NO, GAMZEE DID NOT TAKE THIS PICTURE. IT IS A CANDID SHOT OF ME TAKEN BY AN ANONYMOUS FEMALE WHO HAD THE TOTAL HOTS FOR ME WHO I PROMPTLY KILLED. #TRUTH #SUGGESTIVE HTTPS://FILE.GARDEN/AHPD-PRDQGEUHZ27/HIIVEP8WYAA6SP5-3.JPG
Thinking back t0 the g00d 0ld days 0f the t0rture dunge0n #nsfw
breamember: worst t)(ing u cod ever b is borin. moist of u seem to still do it anywaves t)(o.
Tank t0p and panties is the unif0rm
I d0nt kn0w all types 0f underwear there are
Laying d0wn in bed all day is h0t girl behavi0ur
O)( no need!!! It's okay! I can )(andle a little mess.
I can come over and watc)( you play Resident -Evil if you wanna! 38) I will bring snackies!!
38D!!!!!!!!!! R-------EALLY!?!? 38D
Yes! )(ow about 100 so you can also order Grubco Bell? 38)
G------ET B-E)(IND M-E.
Empire stop trying to indoctrin te young golds into being their ships' power sources test (difficulty IMPOSSIBLE)
PL-EAS-E DON'T MAK-E SOLLUX CAPTOR G-ET A JOB )(-E IS M-ENTALLY -E-EL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I'M AN -EMPAT)( AND I F-E-EL )(IS SUFF-ERING AAAAAAAAA)(!!!!! )(ttps://i.pinimg.com/736x/86/36/08/863608a581413832090e40fd6b653f8c.jpg
)(ttps://i.pinimg.com/736x/2f/bf/1b/2fbf1b9f4398be7341b4184febb27900.jpg IN W)(AT WORLD WOULD I MAK-E )(IM INTO A BATT-ERY!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! 3X(
｢nyoho!!! (●´∀｀●)∩ konnichiwa, minasan! megane-san da atisuto here! ( -∀・) the #waifuification beam has been fired up, even if... (/_;) megane-san's unihorno kinda hurted now. (；Д；) aahh~~ making so many kyutiegirls! so many oppai, so little jikan! (￣з￣) keke~ ahh~ this post is SPONSORED!! (；・ω・) megane-san's ohime-chan ( @cuttlefishCabbalist ) nyahffered nandemo to him for his skillz, and megane-san said hai! (*´-`) ohime-san, you have megane-san's katana and lifeu! ♪( ´∀｀)人(´∀｀ )♪ nyaha! ohime-chan is one of ai-chan's favorite gyirls, syoooo!! (； ･`ω･´) when she came and asked megane-san for a picture of her and her tomodachi, eri-chan @caligulasAquarium , in fruits basket Σ(・∀・) (kawaii), megane-san got right to work! (/--)/ onegai, megane-san has given eri-chan a bigger oppai for ohime-chan to bouncy. *.ﾟ+ヽ(○･▽･○)ﾉﾞ +.ﾟ* usssoo!!!｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: atisuto means artist! (*つ´･∀･)つ paintupaintsu, megane-san hard at work! (^3^)/ oppai means ■■■■■, and jikan means time! (￣□￣;)!! gyah, so wittle of it! (´ε ｀ ) gud thing megane-san stays up LATE into the day. ( ・ω・) nandemo means EBURYTHING, but megane-san took nothing! he offered his katana (ancient east alternian sword) and his lifeu (life) to her cause! (*/∀＼*) aaahh~ megane-san knows what it's like to have to fix up your waifu! ( ＾ω＾ ) and your tomodachi, which means friend! (*つ´･∀･)つ yey, megane-san loves making friends! (^3^)/ keke.]
Instant D----ERP moment after logging on today... 3XO
)(as anyone considered t)(e )(umble Coconut today?
NOT-E TO S-ELF! "W)(oopty doo!" 38D
)(appy Wriggling Day, Karkat! 38)
just trying to help out bud. dig the hair also.
alright! time to post the lewd thing. viewer beware. using dupe hands to take the selfie was helpful. i'm sure no one's gonna be a dickhead under my post. thanks for the kult i guess! ((art by @tipsyGlamour))
haha i guess i can see how
im glad youre having a good way but the way you phrased this kind of seems like it diminishes your matesprit as a person
WH4TS TH3 PO1NT OF H4V1NG TH3S3 RUMBL3 SPH3R3S 1F NO ON3 1S TH3R3 TO 6 7 TH3M #NSFW
たぶん私はそれらのビデオを作り始めるでしょう。 余分なお金を稼ぐ。 #SUGGESTIVE
I like the big plates of red spicy stuff. damn little lady. you sure can put it away. hot ☠︎︎
2uck2 two 2uck. the one truth two all of u2'2.
can a derpette an a chud evver be together
I'm Noob!
karkat
)(ow are you, Mollusk? 38)
Certainly making a splas)( )(ere! Wow!
EXTREMELY EASILY? THEY'RE RESISTANT TO PHYSICAL ATTACKS, BUT NOT IMMUNE. SUFFICIENTLY HIGH-POWERED WEAPONS OR CAPTOR-BRAND PSIONICS CAN RIP RIGHT THROUGH THEM. I HAVE EXPERIENCE WITH FIGHTING WAVES OF DRONES AT BOTH ENDS OF THE TECH TREE AND CAN CONFIRM THAT DOING IT UNARMED IS TRICKY BUT REWARDING AND DOING IT WELL-ARMED IS GREAT STRESS RELIEF. DYING BY DRONE IS INHERENTLY A SKILL ISSUE IF YOU HAVE. LIKE. ANY AMOUNT OF WEAPONRY AND/OR PSIONICS.
-^https://f2.toyho∇.se/file/f2-toyho∇-se/images/120973945_bLTglZsempR85Ms.png Don't really want to get into it, b∇t I'm fine.^-
➡️Your oldest and kindest cubicle companion, putting the secret in secretary, does not even have to try to win.➡️ ➡️I'm so happy.➡️
"the r-refresh button wont change anything!" chittr cried, eyes rolled back and fingers gripping desperately at your shirt. "y/n... please... j-just let me take a small break. you wont stop pressing it! ill be good. ill be a good little chittr, i promise, y/n. just stop refreshing. i cant take it anymore!" "oh...?" you mutter, grabbing chittr's hands and guiding them above its head and into a harsh pin. "but sometimes... when i refresh... like this!" "kyaaaa~!" you chuckle and shake you head. "you show me exactly what i want to see..." (tags: reader/chittr, chittrverse, site/user, overstimulation, refreshplay, dominant reader, submissive site, #nsfw, archive rating: M)
Speaking of Paris; this woman Rose keeps texting me claiming to be my daughter who is studying abroad in Paris and looking to get her fiance to live with me and slash or have sex with me. It's never exactly clear. Has any else experienced these scam messages? What is their endgame?