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avverage vviolet skull sloped forenug wwith strong broww ram boww chin strong jaww thick neck avverage land dwweller skull feminine vvertical forenug chin not found twwig neck wweak jaww long ugly occiput
P00r girl
I think she br0ke up with y0u
UR ZUCH A CHUD XDD BUT LIKE, ACTUALLY THO ITZ KINDA #ZAD NOT RLLY LOLOLOLOL
ZKILL IZZUE LOL
theyre kept in my semiaquatic pantolaloons an also posted on chittr deal wwwwith it nook
evver since i wwas a wwee fry i dreamt a the empress flattenin my wwrigglin day cake under her wwetsuit clad superass #nsfww #cakesittin
[+] hey no need for name CaLLin' [+] but yeah not sure how anybody Can heLp him at that point. didn't think to CheCk Chittr for your reminders or nothin'
⚞ heyyyyyyy i was stalking your page cause you're really fucking hot can you STOOOOP WITH THIS OBTUSE SWEATSTAIN OF A LOWBLOOD ⚟
men plz send me pics of u in bikinis i need 2 study sumthing :)
‡ chat what are you if you're breedable but not submissive ‡
you can talk about my proximity to another mans piss stream all you like, the fact of the matter is, no amount of homoerotic projection is gonna surmount reality, vwhich is that i vwas givwing the guy some good natured advwice, mano-to-mano. no sus. i knowv the vword "reality" puts the fear of your double-stacked empress in ya, bub, but at some point you gotta vwake up and smell the roses. vwhat are you gonna do if a fella strikes up convwersation vwith you at the can? buckle your knees and run out vwith your high-vwater slacks around your ankles? i aint scared. i just knowv vwhat i like. also, hot. you say it like its a bad thing. but a babe increasing the size of her plastic spheres to impress me is a perk.
this isnt the owvn you think it is. i almost feel bad for you.
this is vwhy you smell like unc funk, bro. you spend all day inside your block touching yourself to 2D fat girls instead of going outside and sampling the real deal in all its cottage cheese glory. LOL jk. i vwould nevwer fuck on a fat skirt unless the lights vwere off and i vwas fifteen brewvskis in. #substance
couldnt help but notice howv vweak the guys stream vwas from the next stall ovwer so i recommended he start doing kegels. yup. thatll havwe you fucking your 400 lb vwife like shes a sleek 250. #nsfwv
unravvelin again #karkat
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I didnt think y0u w0uld
Put her 0ut 0f her misery
I think y0ure sh00ting y0urself in the f00t
I feel like y0u did
0kay ill just say it Pe0ple think y0ure a pathetic creep
That explains s0me things
#fincel today i wwent to the park in the capital city because the experts are alwways talkin about howw goin on wwalks or bein in nature is good for us itll cure you you dont need benzos touch a tree an youll be right as rain i should probably mention this is a troll made park i should also mention that its a public park wwhich means its full a the kinds a people that i loathe poors adolescent girls land dwwellers couples still in the honeymoon phase but not for long because i can already see him eyein the cute cerulean in roller skates face it astrid hes goin to leavve you for someone prettier wwith a better body i should havve stayed hivve honestly at least then i wwouldnt be agonizin ovver some bitchs lovve life wwhile bein surrounded by fake trees stupid astrid she has no idea howw invvested i am in her if i had more charm than a wwet shoelace i wwould stroll on up to her an ask her to see a movvie wwith me theres nothin a note in theaters right noww but she seems like a normie wwhich means shes easily entertained by mass produced slop i spend at least thirty minutes tryin to wweigh the pros an cons a approachin but ivve wwaited too long because astrid an her matesprit are leavvin as if she could sense my intentions somethin strange happened then a girl a pukeblood olivve to be more accurate approached me i like your coat she says its really cool but im too broken up ovver astrid to notice that shes also pretty cute she had a nice big bust too perfect for cryin into all i can think about is my loss though wwhen i should havve been focusin on findin a wway to bend her ovver behind a deserted grubmart i tell her to fuck off followwed by a string a carefully selected slurs that suit her particular affliction i am nothin if not diligent the olivve wwhore starts to cry cause i am ostensibly bein a jerk wwhich signals her moirail to rush ovver another olivve female although not nearly as wwell endowwed i think she called me a douche before draggin her blubberin big sphered friend awway did i mention this is wwhy i hate public parks
i am cosmically and comically fated to bein a beta laughinstock dualscar can post a photo a me as a grub askin if he should jettison me (wwish he had put me out a my misery) an all the comments pointedly ignore the gleeful declaration a grubicide to make a movve on my old man it just so happens that bein a silvver slybeast means you can take delight in the torture an subsequent murder a certain helpless critters wwith zero accountability evven trollbama wwill pardon a frothin at the gash grub killer so long as hes hot noww im not sayin ivve nevver been possessed by the schadenfreude to pop a lil one under my boots heel im not against wweedin out the wweak im against double standards not to mention that wwas a particularly offensivve picture to choose i look fat an greedy #vviolence
seein as howw i seem ta get along wwell enough wwith a not-insignificant amount a nepetas i got an idea so listen up you may be a mighty huntress but youre held back from your true potential by your greatest enemy that terrifies ya an hides the tastiest prey of all for a cattroll i call this enemy... the ocean so heres my offer i wwill provvide you, nepeta leijon, wwith all the fresh fish you can eat in the spirit a friendship an goodwwill an in exchange, you wwill let me touch your fluffy tail in short, say 10-minute, sessions that wwill take place no more than once per wweek any takers?
thats not how programs work
i think if your ai had actual feelings and autonomy she would lea\/e you for someone that has a job
i li\/e off the grid too and i can still get my nook wet you just ha\/e a skill issue #suggesti\/e
she can't feel anything you programmed her to simulate them and all you're doing is wasting water jerking off
if you were as blind as you were to your own actions you would stop powering your fleshlight youre pissing me off #nsfw
\ y0u just sh0wed up 0n the feed dude J:P 1 can't help be1n funny /
\ 1 v0lunteer /
\ 1 d0n't bel1eve y0u c0ns1der1ng h0w much y0u were wh1n1ng ab0ut the p0ss1b1l1ty 0f gett1ng a j0b /
\ n0t 1n th1s weather y0u're n0t, l0ser! /
\ laugh1ng at crypt0 br0s 1s just fun! /
when will you learn
\ lma0 y0u're the lamest s0llux 1've ever seen 0n here 1f that's all y0u can c0me up w1th J:P /
II was told II should post thiis to sociial mediia!! Somethiing II have now, and so can fiinally do iinstead of others haviing to use my liikeness on my behalf, wonderful!! And for such an iimportant message too. Seek new opportuniitiies and new ways to help the GR-EAT-ER GOOD!! Apply today, anywhere!!
had to get out on the boat and be alone for a wwhile this wweek https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d8bb80879f9b.png #fishingfriday #fitcheck
you call this fat i call this slim thicc at best thank cod they canceled #rumblenight because the last thin you need is more cardio once and for all i refuse to be associated wwith the cadre a simps in your comments no im a different breed entirely im not a simp but a snarlbeast in search a vvoluptuous vvixens wwhose slaptastic bellies are wworthy a bein my prey you are so flabby it makes a growwn ass seadwweller wwant to cry
can wwe maybe not do this in public imgonnathrowwup
i wwas sort a hopin youd wwanna play one a the concubines
i dont knoww wwho any a these people are actually wwhy are wwe pretendin to be someone else if you wwanna rp i havve an original character i wwas supposed to use for a scrapped lairs an lusii campaign his name is the chaddite wwardeath an hes a dark EMPIRICIST wwith a cadre a beautiful wwomen that followw him around because they find his broodin demeanor and useless knowwledge a the arcane sciences extremely sexy
nobody is forcing you to use it. you don'T have much kull/kult. there is still time.
Soomeoone's jealoous
Ragebaited
We're an actual oorganizatioon dude
have you filed the official forms for approval of the hashtag
@coonsequentlyOoblique whoo is that nooboody
so there *are* hot male goldbloods in my area.... #vvaguepostin #dashwwatchin
can a derpette an a chud evver be together
AWW COME ON WE VOTH KNOR THAT YOU WOULD TRY TO ANXWAYA. DON’T HAV TK PLAY LIKE THAT! HEH
this is the after i wwent to the fitness block yesternight
it is a disgrace to groww old through sheer carelessness before seein wwhat manner a man you can become by devvelopin your bodily strength an beauty — troll socrates https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/24d019e39242.png (( gift art by @ ratking-buffet on tumblr ))
i lovwe it vwhen east beforan girls do that high-pitched banshee scream vwhile you drill them. they really knowv howv to put on a performance. death by bulge. yamete kudasai? more like keep going, papasan. #nsfwv
#smash #suggestive #bucketsmashorpass
im not i experience bouts a aphantasia wwhenevver your name comes up
frankly i think wwe should embrace the femboy programmer stereotype an put sol in the striped thigh highs instead sparin me
im a heterosexual androromantic yes wwe exist the media is just constantly silencin us cause theyre scared more men wwill find out the truth an take the blackpill wwomen an men are vvirtually incompatible both sexually cause modern wwomen havve a monopoly on the bedroom an as friends im not gay though quite the contrary wwomen lovve gay men because they are socially female wwhich is a prerequisite for foids determinin howw much they should invvest in a man wwhen i say im androromantic it means im a man wwho vvalues the wwisdom an company a other masculinists
fuck you twwice as hard
if ONLY 👀 i could get VVERIFIED 😳 i need someone for company 💜👉
yes peasants beg harder an kiss the fecund soil a my chittr empire i still wwont tell you howw i got vverified an empiricist nevver revveals his secrets
youre deflectin youre just scared evveryone wwill find out that im bigger an all your bitches wwill leavve you for a real man
im manly wwith a big gun
third times the charm i guess sigh #hatechittr #fuckwwomen #fuckfoids #mgtoww #masculinist #beef https://ibb.co/sv6Bs0t0
roses mom has got it goin on
SLUUUUUUUUUUURRRRPP
right right suck me and zip me up when youre done bro
GO MY ANT 🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜
been really into fat milkmaids lately theres just somethin satisfyin about a wwatchin a robust brick shithouse of a wwoman carryin buckets a milk up a knoll evven better if she has an unplucked unibroww like yes you fat peasant bitch wwork those shoulders do your job wwell an your ovverlord wwill provvide you wwith all the pheasant an porridge your greasy little pusher desires
i'm amazed yøu haven't made the cønnectiøn yet
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ 'Y should take sometime. ]
today i wwent to the park in the capital city because the experts are alwways talkin about howw goin on wwalks or bein in nature is good for us itll cure you you dont need benzos touch a tree an youll be right as rain i should probably mention this is a man made park i should also mention that its a public park wwhich means its full a the kinds a people that i loathe poors adolescent girls landdwwellers couples still in the honeymoon phase but not for long because i can already see him eyein the cute cerulean in roller skates face it astrid hes goin to leavve you for someone prettier wwith a better body i should havve stayed home honestly at least then i wwouldnt be agonizin ovver some bitchs lovve life wwhile bein surrounded by fake trees stupid astrid she has no idea howw invvested i am in her
made the mistake a barin my soul on this wwebsite nevver again