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:33 < Chittrs most infamous fincel has b33n spotted in troll Gr33ce accompanied by a large indigo blood. :33 < Ampurra has confurmed this trip with his own chit, referring to the mysterious indigo as his "bodyguard" although the nature of their relationship s33ms a smidge more cozy than just a bodyguard and his charge! :33 < The gruesome twosome was spotted sharing a table at a lovely little restaurant, and judging by their body language Mistfur Ampurra s33ms /very/ comfurted by his bodyguards purresence! :33 < Although the b33fy indigo looks very... tense. What might Mistfur Ampurra n33d purrotection furom? #ChittrCelebSighting #CelebrityGossip #BodyguardxClient #Yaoi #Gossip #Drama #BodyLanguage #BodyGuard #Candid #SizeDiffurence
࣪⊹₊˚{ wowwww! do you ever feel like you sea a meme that is like.... unbaleenably targeted? like, COMPLEECHLY targeted towards you? }*A*{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ i do all the time! because this one is LITERALLLLY ME! like, there i am! + im thinking about those deep sea grumblr-powering ATOLL TIMES }>7<{ }>7<{ }>7<{ #literaleechme #hicacontent #cullquette #justgirlyfins }˚₊⊹ ࣪
piss me off an ill take back my like ditto
Haha ew
wwhy do they let pissbloods use chittr for free wwhy do they let pissbloods use chittr at all wwhen you could be economically savvvvy an use em as livvin batteries to run the servvers you could evven blame the constant site crashes on them wwhich givves you the excuse to kick em a lil
:33 < Anon asks: what's the most interesting story you've s33n today? :33 < Well! If k33n readers have b33n purrowling the dash as I have you will have s33n quite the little squabble betw33n a certain Pony and a certain Bull after the Pony was s33n on a supposed date with another!! :33 < The Pony and the Bull had a furry loud and public breakup recently, so the two are on rocky ground!! :33 < They have b33n bickering back and furth now and it s33ms the pony's icy attitude and high tastes have wounded the bull!! :33 < I wondfur if they can recofur furom this... #BarnyardDrama #AskMucky #CownAndPonyShow #Drama #Gossip #DashPurrowling
:33 < Having the best time tolight!! :33 < My meowrail invited me out to this crazy clawsome elite gathfuring! :33 < Sooo many scoops!! ;33 < This handsome stranger is unrelated #Meowrails #Purrty #Gossip #Purrowling #FurstFurondRepurrting #I<>MyMoirail #Diamonds #RustySpade #PurrtyGirl [edit by @ratking-buffet on tumblr]
:33 < MASSIVE PURREAKING MEWS!! Meow this is a big one! :33 < Lanrol Dersch, the mayor of Funich has gotten herself into hot water ofur leaked expense repurrts that came across her desk. :33 < It is alleged that Dersch has pushed furward a purroposal fur a new ShrodrCorp headquarters to be constructed nearby, after purressure and pushback furom the company. :33 < There is some reason to believe that the expansion would not only serve as a corporate headquarter fur the company, but also to aid in less than ethical research and development! :33 < As of yet it is unknown what may be purroposed to go on behind closed doors, but regulatory bodies are in a stir. :33 < Mayor Dersch has b33n a very loud purroponent of the "Quadrant Values" campaign, stating publicly that she believes in loyalty to her quad, and has b33n in a long standing and very public kismesitude. Despite this, it has b33n rumeowred and all but confurmed that Dersch has had quite the romantic exchanges with her ShrodrCorp company contact! :33 < We received some purroof of the communications betw33n Dersch and the nameless contact, but it is apparent that the Mayor is quite bad at sexting! It is unknown if her Mistress felt genuinely or whether this was a seduction meant to smooth ofur the construction. :33 < We have omitted the photos involved to purrotect the identity alleged mistress. Although most were innocuous, the pair was pictured together enough to build quite the pattern! :33 < It is not clear if this was anything verging on a possible matespurritship, or if the mistress was seducing Mayor Dersch in order to facilitate quick construction of the ShrodrCorp headquarter. :33 < We have attached some of the rather embarrassing text transcripts betw33n the pair as purroof. #Gossip #Drama #ShrodrCorp #MayoralRace #Infidelity #CheatingScandal #QuadrantValuesCampaign #Affair #BlindItem #SubmittedStory #CorpoDrama
:33 < Of course!! I wouldn't expect anything else furom a model stallion like yourself!
:33 < Steaming hot #BlindItem still sizzling from the purrinting purress!! :33 < It s33ms a certain "philosofur" of women's desires and a purrclaimed #NotGay warrior has a weakness... :33 < A weakness for Cherry Candy...!! Could it be an affliction towards Redbloods? :33 < A certain redblood? Or a fetish for popping cherries... hmmmm! :33 < Oh how exciting!!! I wonder who this could be about... h33h33!! #NotGay #Gossip #Drama #BlindItem #CherryPopping #nsfw #CAGTTL #TipLine #BreakingNews
:33 < Furresh new gossip hot off the printing purress coming at you with a steamy mew story! #ChittrGossip #DashProwling #BlindItem #PonyAndCowShow #CheatingScandal #FightNightSighting #BullFighting #ShowPony #IsThisTheEnd?? #Drama #Gossip #Scandal :33 < Submit your own drama at my tip line! => https://forms.gle/A1LGpFTs8rXVjYqX8
⚇ I won't even use all my quirk for this one. Show this shit the respect it deserves lmfao. --- To Kiss The Sun, Chapter 12 -- Fear and Longing "WE HAVE TO RUN, KULLEO!" The stars had already begun to disappear overhead as spilled orange Faygo stained the sky in rich hues as the sun began to rise. I stared in awe at the break of day, like a cuspidated grimalkin stuck in the headlights of a scuttlebuggy I felt trapped to the spot, my body shaking. I'd never seen anything so beautiful before, so thoroughly romantic. "This is what you get to see every day...?" I whispered to Fallan, eyes managing to turn away from the sunrise just enough to see the glitter of her pallid skin in the glow of its rays. She looked beautiful, even beyond the life that had long drained from her eyes, my cemetery girl stood shining brilliant in the dawn. Her eyes fell on me in that moment and we both knew, that everything we'd been through, everything we'd endured had all been worth it for the flush that we now shared between one another. The persecution, the pusherache, the daytime we now ran from...it was all worth it just so that we could stare at one another in this glorious moment and know we were two halves of one whole, just as the Messiahs prophecized! Okay, Isidor interjecting here. I might have to take them up for a little bit of blasphemy here but hey, the prose is pretty damn good, right? Kulleo is one hell of a writer! Okay back to the story: The moment was broken by my own traitorous wince as the sun's rays began to sting the top of my horns. It was bearable on the strong keratin, but once it touched the softer chitin of my face... "I told you, we need to hurry!" Fallan insisted, grabbing me by the hand and using all of the strength left in her to drag me back towards the shelter of the blackout tree, who's leaves would keep us completely obscured until night fell once more. We ran, managing to make the top of the trunk just as daylight singed the slightly exposed skin on my ankles, though I dragged it up just in time to avoid the worst of it. My sigh of relief came for both of us, for despite Fallan's lack of cardiovascular function, I could see the comfort plain on her face now that we were safe in the treetops. Peering over the side of the tree branch we'd perched ourselves on, I could see the sunlight bleaching the bottom of the tree in stark white, while further up the trunk remained its tell-tale stygian color. "We're safe for now" I murmured, allowing myself a moment to relax as I lay myself down on the thick branch, allowing my eyes to close as exhaustion pulsed in waves over my skin. "Emphasis on the for now part. As soon as the sun comes down, they're going to come looking for you again." I heard Fallan shuffle on the branch next to me, before feeling the brush of their old, raggedy shirt against my arm. She had lay down next to me, the cold of her skin atypical for one who had once been a warmer blood than I. I still sometimes watched, fascinated, as old, coagulated teal oozed from an open wound. I often wondered, in those moments, whether or not she could still be used for paint. Did her blood regenerate? Would wounds heal? There was just so much we didn't know... "...How long can we keep doing this, Kulleo?" her hoarse, raspy voice was taught with emotion. "How much longer until the ragrippers finally catch up with us? Or...Or a threshie squad manages to make good on their threats? Or the mercenaeronauts try to collect my bounty? This was never going to work! We're not meant to..." She paused, and though tears no longer flowed from her dead eyes, I knew that her soul was crying. I think that's about enough of airing out my student's writing on here. Gotta save some for its SlayO3, right? lmaooo. Hopefully this teaches it to make sure its sending the *right* document in future. ⚇
i dont "come on too strong" youre just not pickin up the probable soulmate vvibes that im puttin dowwn or something
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avverage vviolet skull sloped forenug wwith strong broww ram boww chin strong jaww thick neck avverage land dwweller skull feminine vvertical forenug chin not found twwig neck wweak jaww long ugly occiput
P00r girl
I think she br0ke up with y0u
UR ZUCH A CHUD XDD BUT LIKE, ACTUALLY THO ITZ KINDA #ZAD NOT RLLY LOLOLOLOL
theyre kept in my semiaquatic pantolaloons an also posted on chittr deal wwwwith it nook
evver since i wwas a wwee fry i dreamt a the empress flattenin my wwrigglin day cake under her wwetsuit clad superass #nsfww #cakesittin
[+] hey no need for name CaLLin' [+] but yeah not sure how anybody Can heLp him at that point. didn't think to CheCk Chittr for your reminders or nothin'
⚞ heyyyyyyy i was stalking your page cause you're really fucking hot can you STOOOOP WITH THIS OBTUSE SWEATSTAIN OF A LOWBLOOD ⚟
men plz send me pics of u in bikinis i need 2 study sumthing :)
‡ chat what are you if you're breedable but not submissive ‡
you can talk about my proximity to another mans piss stream all you like, the fact of the matter is, no amount of homoerotic projection is gonna surmount reality, vwhich is that i vwas givwing the guy some good natured advwice, mano-to-mano. no sus. i knowv the vword "reality" puts the fear of your double-stacked empress in ya, bub, but at some point you gotta vwake up and smell the roses. vwhat are you gonna do if a fella strikes up convwersation vwith you at the can? buckle your knees and run out vwith your high-vwater slacks around your ankles? i aint scared. i just knowv vwhat i like. also, hot. you say it like its a bad thing. but a babe increasing the size of her plastic spheres to impress me is a perk.
this isnt the owvn you think it is. i almost feel bad for you.
this is vwhy you smell like unc funk, bro. you spend all day inside your block touching yourself to 2D fat girls instead of going outside and sampling the real deal in all its cottage cheese glory. LOL jk. i vwould nevwer fuck on a fat skirt unless the lights vwere off and i vwas fifteen brewvskis in. #substance
couldnt help but notice howv vweak the guys stream vwas from the next stall ovwer so i recommended he start doing kegels. yup. thatll havwe you fucking your 400 lb vwife like shes a sleek 250. #nsfwv
unravvelin again #karkat
I didnt think y0u w0uld
Put her 0ut 0f her misery
I think y0ure sh00ting y0urself in the f00t
I feel like y0u did
0kay ill just say it Pe0ple think y0ure a pathetic creep
That explains s0me things
#fincel today i wwent to the park in the capital city because the experts are alwways talkin about howw goin on wwalks or bein in nature is good for us itll cure you you dont need benzos touch a tree an youll be right as rain i should probably mention this is a troll made park i should also mention that its a public park wwhich means its full a the kinds a people that i loathe poors adolescent girls land dwwellers couples still in the honeymoon phase but not for long because i can already see him eyein the cute cerulean in roller skates face it astrid hes goin to leavve you for someone prettier wwith a better body i should havve stayed hivve honestly at least then i wwouldnt be agonizin ovver some bitchs lovve life wwhile bein surrounded by fake trees stupid astrid she has no idea howw invvested i am in her if i had more charm than a wwet shoelace i wwould stroll on up to her an ask her to see a movvie wwith me theres nothin a note in theaters right noww but she seems like a normie wwhich means shes easily entertained by mass produced slop i spend at least thirty minutes tryin to wweigh the pros an cons a approachin but ivve wwaited too long because astrid an her matesprit are leavvin as if she could sense my intentions somethin strange happened then a girl a pukeblood olivve to be more accurate approached me i like your coat she says its really cool but im too broken up ovver astrid to notice that shes also pretty cute she had a nice big bust too perfect for cryin into all i can think about is my loss though wwhen i should havve been focusin on findin a wway to bend her ovver behind a deserted grubmart i tell her to fuck off followwed by a string a carefully selected slurs that suit her particular affliction i am nothin if not diligent the olivve wwhore starts to cry cause i am ostensibly bein a jerk wwhich signals her moirail to rush ovver another olivve female although not nearly as wwell endowwed i think she called me a douche before draggin her blubberin big sphered friend awway did i mention this is wwhy i hate public parks
i am cosmically and comically fated to bein a beta laughinstock dualscar can post a photo a me as a grub askin if he should jettison me (wwish he had put me out a my misery) an all the comments pointedly ignore the gleeful declaration a grubicide to make a movve on my old man it just so happens that bein a silvver slybeast means you can take delight in the torture an subsequent murder a certain helpless critters wwith zero accountability evven trollbama wwill pardon a frothin at the gash grub killer so long as hes hot noww im not sayin ivve nevver been possessed by the schadenfreude to pop a lil one under my boots heel im not against wweedin out the wweak im against double standards not to mention that wwas a particularly offensivve picture to choose i look fat an greedy #vviolence
seein as howw i seem ta get along wwell enough wwith a not-insignificant amount a nepetas i got an idea so listen up you may be a mighty huntress but youre held back from your true potential by your greatest enemy that terrifies ya an hides the tastiest prey of all for a cattroll i call this enemy... the ocean so heres my offer i wwill provvide you, nepeta leijon, wwith all the fresh fish you can eat in the spirit a friendship an goodwwill an in exchange, you wwill let me touch your fluffy tail in short, say 10-minute, sessions that wwill take place no more than once per wweek any takers?
thats not how programs work
i think if your ai had actual feelings and autonomy she would lea\/e you for someone that has a job
i li\/e off the grid too and i can still get my nook wet you just ha\/e a skill issue #suggesti\/e
she can't feel anything you programmed her to simulate them and all you're doing is wasting water jerking off
if you were as blind as you were to your own actions you would stop powering your fleshlight youre pissing me off #nsfw
\ y0u just sh0wed up 0n the feed dude J:P 1 can't help be1n funny /
\ 1 v0lunteer /
\ 1 d0n't bel1eve y0u c0ns1der1ng h0w much y0u were wh1n1ng ab0ut the p0ss1b1l1ty 0f gett1ng a j0b /
\ n0t 1n th1s weather y0u're n0t, l0ser! /
\ laugh1ng at crypt0 br0s 1s just fun! /
when will you learn
\ lma0 y0u're the lamest s0llux 1've ever seen 0n here 1f that's all y0u can c0me up w1th J:P /
II was told II should post thiis to sociial mediia!! Somethiing II have now, and so can fiinally do iinstead of others haviing to use my liikeness on my behalf, wonderful!! And for such an iimportant message too. Seek new opportuniitiies and new ways to help the GR-EAT-ER GOOD!! Apply today, anywhere!!
had to get out on the boat and be alone for a wwhile this wweek https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d8bb80879f9b.png #fishingfriday #fitcheck
you call this fat i call this slim thicc at best thank cod they canceled #rumblenight because the last thin you need is more cardio once and for all i refuse to be associated wwith the cadre a simps in your comments no im a different breed entirely im not a simp but a snarlbeast in search a vvoluptuous vvixens wwhose slaptastic bellies are wworthy a bein my prey you are so flabby it makes a growwn ass seadwweller wwant to cry
can wwe maybe not do this in public imgonnathrowwup
i wwas sort a hopin youd wwanna play one a the concubines
i dont knoww wwho any a these people are actually wwhy are wwe pretendin to be someone else if you wwanna rp i havve an original character i wwas supposed to use for a scrapped lairs an lusii campaign his name is the chaddite wwardeath an hes a dark EMPIRICIST wwith a cadre a beautiful wwomen that followw him around because they find his broodin demeanor and useless knowwledge a the arcane sciences extremely sexy
nobody is forcing you to use it. you don'T have much kull/kult. there is still time.
Soomeoone's jealoous
Ragebaited
We're an actual oorganizatioon dude
have you filed the official forms for approval of the hashtag
@coonsequentlyOoblique whoo is that nooboody
so there *are* hot male goldbloods in my area.... #vvaguepostin #dashwwatchin
can a derpette an a chud evver be together
AWW COME ON WE VOTH KNOR THAT YOU WOULD TRY TO ANXWAYA. DON’T HAV TK PLAY LIKE THAT! HEH
this is the after i wwent to the fitness block yesternight
it is a disgrace to groww old through sheer carelessness before seein wwhat manner a man you can become by devvelopin your bodily strength an beauty — troll socrates https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/24d019e39242.png (( gift art by @ ratking-buffet on tumblr ))
i lovwe it vwhen east beforan girls do that high-pitched banshee scream vwhile you drill them. they really knowv howv to put on a performance. death by bulge. yamete kudasai? more like keep going, papasan. #nsfwv
#smash #suggestive #bucketsmashorpass
im not i experience bouts a aphantasia wwhenevver your name comes up
frankly i think wwe should embrace the femboy programmer stereotype an put sol in the striped thigh highs instead sparin me
im a heterosexual androromantic yes wwe exist the media is just constantly silencin us cause theyre scared more men wwill find out the truth an take the blackpill wwomen an men are vvirtually incompatible both sexually cause modern wwomen havve a monopoly on the bedroom an as friends im not gay though quite the contrary wwomen lovve gay men because they are socially female wwhich is a prerequisite for foids determinin howw much they should invvest in a man wwhen i say im androromantic it means im a man wwho vvalues the wwisdom an company a other masculinists
fuck you twwice as hard
if ONLY 👀 i could get VVERIFIED 😳 i need someone for company 💜👉
yes peasants beg harder an kiss the fecund soil a my chittr empire i still wwont tell you howw i got vverified an empiricist nevver revveals his secrets
youre deflectin youre just scared evveryone wwill find out that im bigger an all your bitches wwill leavve you for a real man
im manly wwith a big gun
third times the charm i guess sigh #hatechittr #fuckwwomen #fuckfoids #mgtoww #masculinist #beef https://ibb.co/sv6Bs0t0
roses mom has got it goin on
SLUUUUUUUUUUURRRRPP
right right suck me and zip me up when youre done bro
GO MY ANT 🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜🐜
been really into fat milkmaids lately theres just somethin satisfyin about a wwatchin a robust brick shithouse of a wwoman carryin buckets a milk up a knoll evven better if she has an unplucked unibroww like yes you fat peasant bitch wwork those shoulders do your job wwell an your ovverlord wwill provvide you wwith all the pheasant an porridge your greasy little pusher desires
i'm amazed yøu haven't made the cønnectiøn yet
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ 'Y should take sometime. ]
today i wwent to the park in the capital city because the experts are alwways talkin about howw goin on wwalks or bein in nature is good for us itll cure you you dont need benzos touch a tree an youll be right as rain i should probably mention this is a man made park i should also mention that its a public park wwhich means its full a the kinds a people that i loathe poors adolescent girls landdwwellers couples still in the honeymoon phase but not for long because i can already see him eyein the cute cerulean in roller skates face it astrid hes goin to leavve you for someone prettier wwith a better body i should havve stayed home honestly at least then i wwouldnt be agonizin ovver some bitchs lovve life wwhile bein surrounded by fake trees stupid astrid she has no idea howw invvested i am in her
made the mistake a barin my soul on this wwebsite nevver again