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today i wwent to the park in the capital city because the experts are alwways talkin about howw goin on wwalks or bein in nature is good for us itll cure you you dont need benzos touch a tree an youll be right as rain i should probably mention this is a man made park i should also mention that its a public park wwhich means its full a the kinds a people that i loathe poors adolescent girls landdwwellers couples still in the honeymoon phase but not for long because i can already see him eyein the cute cerulean in roller skates face it astrid hes goin to leavve you for someone prettier wwith a better body i should havve stayed home honestly at least then i wwouldnt be agonizin ovver some bitchs lovve life wwhile bein surrounded by fake trees stupid astrid she has no idea howw invvested i am in her

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@caligulasAquarium[CA]

probably better not to ask it at this point just alloww this wwavve to crest or wwhatevver the fuck #followw4followw

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@draconianDignitary[DD]

People can't take compliments anymore.

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@caligulaAscendit[CA]

followwed #fucklanddwwellers

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yeah but then i called her a dirty cavve donkey so

Right So Thats Probably Why Things Resolved The Way They Did Didnt They

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no im not the problem the problem is the lowwbloods wwho havve been panwwashed by egalitarian hemodrivvel

So She Should Actually Be Really Pleased That You Called Her A Donkey Then Thats Where Were Going With This Ultimately

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@twofoldAftermath[TA]

clearly iit ha2 nothiing two do wiith your attiitude and everythiing two do wiith theiir panwa2hiing.

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yes

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she should be fellatin for so much as acknowwledgin her