#fincel today i wwent to the park in the capital city because the experts are alwways talkin about howw goin on wwalks or bein in nature is good for us itll cure you you dont need benzos touch a tree an youll be right as rain i should probably mention this is a troll made park i should also mention that its a public park wwhich means its full a the kinds a people that i loathe poors adolescent girls land dwwellers couples still in the honeymoon phase but not for long because i can already see him eyein the cute cerulean in roller skates face it astrid hes goin to leavve you for someone prettier wwith a better body i should havve stayed hivve honestly at least then i wwouldnt be agonizin ovver some bitchs lovve life wwhile bein surrounded by fake trees stupid astrid she has no idea howw invvested i am in her if i had more charm than a wwet shoelace i wwould stroll on up to her an ask her to see a movvie wwith me theres nothin a note in theaters right noww but she seems like a normie wwhich means shes easily entertained by mass produced slop i spend at least thirty minutes tryin to wweigh the pros an cons a approachin but ivve wwaited too long because astrid an her matesprit are leavvin as if she could sense my intentions somethin strange happened then a girl a pukeblood olivve to be more accurate approached me i like your coat she says its really cool but im too broken up ovver astrid to notice that shes also pretty cute she had a nice big bust too perfect for cryin into all i can think about is my loss though wwhen i should havve been focusin on findin a wway to bend her ovver behind a deserted grubmart i tell her to fuck off followwed by a string a carefully selected slurs that suit her particular affliction i am nothin if not diligent the olivve wwhore starts to cry cause i am ostensibly bein a jerk wwhich signals her moirail to rush ovver another olivve female although not nearly as wwell endowwed i think she called me a douche before draggin her blubberin big sphered friend awway did i mention this is wwhy i hate public parks
Aw, I am so sorry you )(ad a roug)( day! 38( Would you like me to join you next time?
OBSESSION IS OUT RIGHT NOW. A MASTERFULLY EXECUTED. LOATHE TO LOVE STORY. ABOUT BRUTALLY SLAUGHTERING ALL WHO STAND BETWEEN YOU. AND THE OBJECT OF YOUR AFFECTIONS.
im not wwatchin that feminist garbage id rather vvolunteer at my local lusus shelter
NO. NO. IT WASN’T FEMINIST AT ALL. THE WOMAN DOESN’T MAKE ANY DECISIONS. ALMOST THE WHOLE TIME. AND SHE’S HOT. AND THERE IS FULL FRONTAL. TRUST ME. IF IT WAS FEMINIST. I WOULD NOT HAVE ENJOYED IT.
so you can start pantin an blowwin a steam wwhistle wwhenevver you see another guy wwith a depigmented streak in his quiff no thanks
alright nevver mind im orderin my ticket an rentin out the wwhole theater just in case at any point i feel the need to vvindicate myself by puttin a hand dowwn my pants i deservve this