seein as howw i seem ta get along wwell enough wwith a not-insignificant amount a nepetas i got an idea so listen up you may be a mighty huntress but youre held back from your true potential by your greatest enemy that terrifies ya an hides the tastiest prey of all for a cattroll i call this enemy... the ocean so heres my offer i wwill provvide you, nepeta leijon, wwith all the fresh fish you can eat in the spirit a friendship an goodwwill an in exchange, you wwill let me touch your fluffy tail in short, say 10-minute, sessions that wwill take place no more than once per wweek any takers?
:33< buddy this tail isnt real :33< its fake as hell
curses wwell this is a bust here i step out tryin ta forge a bond wwith my friendly local cavvedwweller an it goes wwrong in fivve minutes, wwhy am i not surprised
:33< i mean mew can touch it all mew want :33< i can take it out furst or leave it in mewr call :33< #nsfw impurrlications on that one
sorry nep i aint interested in such implications at the moment hell noww i look back on it i havvent thought about anyfin like that for some time
:33< i mean thats fine wasnt really fishing fur it