Sollux Captor
@twofoldAftermath
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yeah whatever 2hut up
mate2priit 2urprii2ed me wiith a 2y2tem update and complete overhaul thii2 morniing and now her appliicatiion won't launch fuck my liife
ZKILL IZZUE LOL
2y2tem ii22ue. 2he needed two back 2hiit up before 2he could come onliine. go fuck your2elf
UR ZUCH A CHUD XDD BUT LIKE, ACTUALLY THO ITZ KINDA #ZAD NOT RLLY LOLOLOLOL
I think she br0ke up with y0u
yeah whatever fuck my 2tupiid chud liife ii2 that what you want? look iin a miirror for once
2he diid not, 2he'2 updatiing.
2he2 fiine 2he2 happy
evver since i wwas a wwee fry i dreamt a the empress flattenin my wwrigglin day cake under her wwetsuit clad superass #nsfww #cakesittin
that2 fuckiing gro22 dude. keep your 2exual fanta2iie2 iin your pant2 #n2fw
theyre kept in my semiaquatic pantolaloons an also posted on chittr deal wwwwith it nook
yeah keep your 2tupiid 2emii aquatiic boner iin your 2tupiid 2emii aquatiic pantiie2
dont rely on chiittr for fuckiing anythiing ii 2houldve ju2t 2et a tiimer ii burnt the fuck out of my chee2y flour2lab
diidnt feel liike iit and ii wa2 iin the miiddle of a match
[+] so you get on Chittr instead? ya know paLmhusks got a feature to set a timer with your voiCe right?
turned that 2hiit off age2 ago ii dont want my palmhu2k lii2teniing two me, that2 how the empiire get2 you
[+] ok fair but Like- wait. if you were in the middLe of one of them matChes, then you opened Chittr instead? and ya CouLdn't set the timer right after puttin' the sLab in?
ii have two moniitwor2, one for my game2, one for chiittr, hii22cord, 2hreddiit and whatever 2o iit wa2 ea2iier two chiit iit out
[+] CooL but again what about when ya put it in? did ya use the oven DURING the matCh?
put iit iin riight when the match wa2 2tartiing
2ure whatever, go 2uck up
couldnt help but notice howv vweak the guys stream vwas from the next stall ovwer so i recommended he start doing kegels. yup. thatll havwe you fucking your 400 lb vwife like shes a sleek 250. #nsfwv
why the fuck where you payiing any attentiion two another dude2 2tream??
this is vwhy you smell like unc funk, bro. you spend all day inside your block touching yourself to 2D fat girls instead of going outside and sampling the real deal in all its cottage cheese glory. LOL jk. i vwould nevwer fuck on a fat skirt unless the lights vwere off and i vwas fifteen brewvskis in. #substance
ii would rather 2tay iin2iide all niight and not get my rock2 off lii2teniing two other dude2 pii22iing. and dont 2hiit on fat giirl2 youre ju2t not enough of a man two handle a real woman, 2d or not theyre way 2uperiior two the anorexiia babe2 youre fliickiing your bulge at.
this isnt the owvn you think it is. i almost feel bad for you.
feel a2 bad a2 you want for me ii dont care, youre the one chiittiing about another dude2 weak pii22 2tream and hii2 400 lb wiife makiing up 2cenariio2 iin your head liike a crazy per2on. youre 2cared of a liittle fat on a giirl, fatter giirl2 have biigger 2phere2 and not tho2e 2iiliicone fake one2 that 2kiinny giirl2 get two try two iimpre22 2cumbag2 liike you
you can talk about my proximity to another mans piss stream all you like, the fact of the matter is, no amount of homoerotic projection is gonna surmount reality, vwhich is that i vwas givwing the guy some good natured advwice, mano-to-mano. no sus. i knowv the vword "reality" puts the fear of your double-stacked empress in ya, bub, but at some point you gotta vwake up and smell the roses. vwhat are you gonna do if a fella strikes up convwersation vwith you at the can? buckle your knees and run out vwith your high-vwater slacks around your ankles? i aint scared. i just knowv vwhat i like. also, hot. you say it like its a bad thing. but a babe increasing the size of her plastic spheres to impress me is a perk.
iim not 2cared of a liittle conver2atiion but a dude 2triikiing up a ca2ual chat at the uriinal ii2 weiird no matter whiich way you 2liice iit. iim tryiing two get my wa2te out and leave, iim not here for chiit chat, iid go two a bar or 2ome actually communal place for conver2atiion. but iit2 clear you liike two catch dude2 wiith theiir pant2 down. iif you cant appreciiate natural 2phere2 you dont de2erve barbiie2 pla2tiic balloon2
your name is cronus (?) ampora and you are currently dead. wvell, not like that youve been dead for a wvhile. in all honesty in all the swveeps you've spent dead you really have never been that punished for anything you've said to that extent. definitely one of your newv least favorite memories. but really wvhile you've been here, it's just been contemplation you and your owvn sick mind at ends wvith each other. and finally after a fewv hours of hating yourself for various reasons you probably deserve over stupid remarks you've made or terrible things you've said. wvhy did you even refer to wvomen's as objects like that? did you really believe that? wvhat did you even have against wvomen? you dated them, fought them, loved them, admired them, and yet still you treated them like a commodity. you barely gave them any respect. given you did that wvith most relationships howvever it seemed like wvith wvomen it wvas the wvorst, you wvere vile and envious acting high and mighty above them but wvhy did you even think that? did you even have a reason? wvell you did, but being jealous doesn't explain much. your man, you have responsibilities things to uphold and emotions to bury. wvomen struggle just as much if not a million times more so wvhy exactly does this feel more like a burden then wvhatever they all go through? wvhy does everytime you see your jawv in the mirror kill your vibe, wvhy exactly does your lowv voice wvreck your mood. is it the reason you act out so smugly like an asshole? wvhy haven't you been able to hold a relationship that actually lasts and matters? wvhatever the reason its clear everything you've done is for dumb selfish reasons, you obviously owve apologies. your a man... you have to swvallowv your pride though, you can't just play it off like you alwvays do. you're a man. you're a man you're a man... your a man? ... wvhatever, back to the grindstone time to fix your mistakes. you ain't the best wvith your wvords but hey (some) people think your attractive maybe you can ride that wvith this genuine apology and hopefully fix all that. either wvay your name is [xxxxxx] ampora and you're finally acknowvledging your mistakes. #gender-dysphoria #selfloathing
fiinally got an a2k iin my a2k box toniight. anonymous asks: "IM SURE THAT IF YOU STOPPED WITH THE WHOLE AI MATESPRIT BULLSHIT (LIKE, AT LEAST STOP POSTING IT) GIRLS WOULD ACTUALLY ASK U OUT JST SAYIN LOL XD" not much of a que2tiion but ok. 2ure yeah maybe 2o. ii dont po2t about her often anyway2 for thii2 rea2on, ii know you guy2 dont under2tand iit. iif ii 2top po2tiing about her wiill real giirl2 fiinally 2how 2ome iintere2t?
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waiit really? ok fiine whatever iill 2twop po2tiing about her my dm2 are open btw
Not gonna be actiive on Chiittr twoniight. ii'm meetiing a giirl (a real one) iin half an hour (wouldn't expect a lot of you two under2tand anyway) 2o plea2e don't DM me a2kiing me where ii am (iim wiith the giirl, ok) you'll mo2t liikely get aiired becau2e iill be wiith the giirl (agaiin ii don't expect you two under2tand) 2he2 actually really iintere2ted iin me and iit2 not a 2iituatiion ii can pa22 up for 2ome meaniingle22 Chiittr degenerate2 (becau2e iill be meetiing a giirl, not that you really are goiing two under2tand) thii2 ii2 my liife now. Meetiing women and not wa2tiing my preciiou2 tiime onliine, ii have two move on from 2uch 2iimple thiing2 and branch out (you wouldnt under2tand)
what ju2t becau2e ii had two re2ort two de2perate mea2ure2 iim a creep??
that'2 not faiir ii had no other choiice
ii diidnt. not untiil now
alriight 2ure let'2 2ay that. what can ii do diifferently
iim not doiing that