Turnin Kaikai
@engrossedIndulgence
They/Them stuntmaster/daredevil/competitive eater thats doing all of the thingz the average troll is too smart to try. CATCH MY STREAMZ: parallaxis.com/XxTURNxDOWNxX
🎦 hey chat sorry for dying last night lol! all good now though will b streaming #eridanweek again laterzzzz
🎦 all our problemz seem so small from up here #bouncingonit #eridanweek #iwasinsidethecastlewhenitgotfilledwithhelium
🎦 #eridanweek is littttt just got one of the stall ownerz to deep fry a lionfish spines and all and horfed it down
C.o°me st.o°p by the truck f.o°r s.o°da with which t.o° wash it alll d.o°wnwards
🎦 ill b livestreamin my walkaround @ #eridanweek u guyzzzz if u cant make it just tune in and check the feed!!!
🎦 would u guyz enjoy a stream where u send in funny faxes 2 me and i print them out and eat them if theyre good enuff
I l.o°ve my fax machine
🎦 very exciting newz u guyz!!! in collaboration with the simpsons (YES *THE* SIMPSONS) ill be "eating my shorts" on stream later 2nite!!!!!! make sure u tune in bcuz there might be a VERY special guest appearance partway through (ay caramba!)
Fiiiir3
Please Stop Just Stop Already I Cant Take Any More Of This
🎦 #cantstopwontstop this hype train is going 2 both moonz and beyond!!!!
What Must I Do To Make You End This Unerring Parade Of Digestive Self Sabotage And Other Public Cries For Help
🎦 NUFFIN!!!! im a born entertainer baby i do this for the peepz who luv to see it!!!!
🎦 did u add to ur legacy 2day? if so what did u do
🎦 great work hylesh u made the world a lil nicer for all us passing through it which adds to ur legacy
I put out a picture of my butt.
#nsfw, sorry
✿ 𖥧𖧧s wha𖧧 𖥧 was made f❦r, 𖧧h❦ugh 𖥧 fully enj❦y 𖥧𖧧 s❦ 𖧧ha𖧧s an added b❦❦n ✿
🎦 legacy pointz deducted that guy cant tell ppl about ur sick ass deedz if hes donezo
it was witnessed at least Ze rest of 'EES crew got to watc', as well as mine i would not waste Ze fun on myself
🎦 pick yourself up and seize the day!!! there is still time to gain legacy pointz!!!
🎦 HYPE TRAIINNNNNNNN 4 every five subs the stream goes as long as it takez for me 2 blend and eat another cactus
🎦 CANT STOP WONT STOP the peeps come 2 my streamz for the EXTREME and i cant disappoint them!!!
Have You Considered Doing Literally Anything Else For Attention
🎦 lightbulbs are kinda spicy these thangz smack bro
🎦 not unless ur a genetic FREAK like me and have a digestive system more akin 2 a garbage disposal lolzzzz
this stream actually rules. keep going.
🎦 eatin my choccy muffin rn with a snickerdoodle latte
🎦 dont let this fool you im eating lightbulbs tomorrow
🎦 you got it boss lolzzzz actually just hop in the stream and ill shadow drop 150 gift subs
🎦 i dont know what the #situation is but #KaiFam stayz strong af!!!! hop in the stream later tonight!
🎦 hey #KaiFam me and the big lil man himself jerma985 are gonna be doing a joint meet n greet later today! @ the sk8 park next to the simpsons museum you know the one!!!!! first come first serve we r gonna hang out for a couple hours and then im gonna do the #BlenderChallenge live!!!!
🎦 turnz out that SOMEHOW crashing a quote official government event unquote with some sicknasty pogo trixxxxxx is NOT allowed so i wuz escorted off the site smh https://i.pinimg.com/564x/7f/63/95/7f6395506b59743f4f0e01b2574bee31.jpg
PRE-TRIAL MEDIATION! if you would like to file a lawsuit for discrimination regarding being denied entry, i know a guy who can make it happen
I h.o°pe y.o°u are n.o°t maimed
quick question do you perform at weddings
my matesprite is a divorce lawtroll do you +ave a card for your services
perfect i gotta hire you for a future gig just know that youre gonna be paid more money than you know what to do with
say less just know that im at the very least going to repay you maybe food or something
🎦 minion or da bob for 2day u guyz
DIRECT EXPERT TESTIMONY! da bob
🎦 looks likeeeeee da bob for 2day! thankz gang!
🎦 LADIEZZZZZ FELLAAZZZZZ AND THOSE OF US WHO KNOW BETTER i just got a contact to b on the special pitch flavored episode of the quadrant game! catch me in a few weekz 2 see if u have any chance with the main man (gender neutral) wink https://cdn.deconreconstruction.com/vasterror/panels/01542.gif
°o.o°h I didn't kn.o°w they were d.o°ing a pitch f.o°cused epis.o°de I will definitely have t.o° well n.o°t tune in I am t.o°o. busy t.o° watch TV but rec.o°rd it then listen t.o° the audi.o° while drivig maybe
🎦 where tf are my #scootergang soldierz at on this site for real!!!| https://cdn.deconreconstruction.com/vasterror/panels/01464.gif
Wh.o°a .o°kay I am a truck head at pusher but this is pretty c.o°nvincing f.o°r m.o°re sh.o°rter term travel... perhaps...
would 4 sk4t3bo4rd 3xp3rt b3 clos3 3nough?? >8]
🎦 shoutoutz 2 my boy jerma985 just played a game of online poker with him and he still SUXXXXX but i love him lol
🎦 currently feeling #blessed bcuz im riding the hype train of life and i broke off the brakez
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 FUCK YES. THIS IS TOUGH! ALPHA MENTALITY! BIG DAWG WOOF WOOF TYPE SHIT!
🎦 alrite u guyz finally got a blender tuff enuff 2 handle some big ass cacti (cactuses?) WITH the spinez so the can it blend stream is BACK DA FUCK ONNNNNN
🎦 WHAT IZZZZ UPPPPP CHITTEERRRRRR its ya fave streamer turnin kaikai FINALLY on this brand new sosh!!! im here to confirm the rumorz: TONITE is the premiere of my interview on hawt onez! make sure you tune the fuck in because i eat the BONEZZZZZZZZZ
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 HOLY SHIT