Turnin Kaikai
@engrossedIndulgence
They/Them stuntmaster/daredevil/competitive eater thats doing all of the thingz the average troll is too smart to try. CATCH MY STREAMZ: parallaxis.com/XxTURNxDOWNxX
(Uh) My pride, my ego, my needs, and my selfish wways - Posted from my Unreal Heiress Tiaratop FLARP VvR Headset -
🎦 could go for an ice cold glass of milk straight from the boulder i wont lie lol
The boulder...? What kind of milk are you drinking.
Yall always throw curveballs at me I'll just roll with it. Enjoy
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c18d22db47cb.png https://youtube.com/shorts/Aq3OQrPcVV4Y #eridanwweek #imcoming #bouncingonit #iwwantcandy
(( Holy shit yeah no kidding, could you imagine? 😭😭😭 ))
#iwantcandy #bouncingonit #cream? #creamteam? #creamonhim? #idontrememberthatone #eridanweek #imcoming
:33 < what an incredible spokespurrson!! :33 < #eridanw33k was full of laughter tears and dead people :33 < and the big lesson i have now learned is :33 < is ummm :33 < i guess ampurra is cool? sometimes? :33 < y :33 < yeahhh!! thanks spokespurrson! #icametothisvoice
#WECAME!!!!!!!!!
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Lik£, SO r£al.. #sph£r£soutforbruno
#weCAME
#ERIDANWEEK WAS A BEAUTIFUL DREAM. WE ALL THOROUGHLY ENJOYED YOUR HUMILIATION. PLEASE DO IT AGAIN SOON. #IMCOMING. #BOUNCINGONIT. #IWANTCANDY.
🎦 a chatter just said someone is subchitting me about the spicy warhead sausage stream but whoever they are they obv dont know how stoopid i can get!!!! lemon juice bath sequel next stream!!!!!
🎦 late day guerilla stream ladz, cheffing up a 10 million scoville warheads infused sausage and seeing if i can finish the entire thing without waking the neighborzzzz
🎦 hey chat sorry for dying last night lol! all good now though will b streaming #eridanweek again laterzzzz
🎦 all our problemz seem so small from up here #bouncingonit #eridanweek #iwasinsidethecastlewhenitgotfilledwithhelium
🎦 #eridanweek is littttt just got one of the stall ownerz to deep fry a lionfish spines and all and horfed it down
C.o°me st.o°p by the truck f.o°r s.o°da with which t.o° wash it alll d.o°wnwards
🎦 ill b livestreamin my walkaround @ #eridanweek u guyzzzz if u cant make it just tune in and check the feed!!!
🎦 would u guyz enjoy a stream where u send in funny faxes 2 me and i print them out and eat them if theyre good enuff
Yes, I would very much so enjoy this.
🎦 the rumorz of my death r highly exaggerated lmaooo
I l.o°ve my fax machine
🎦 very exciting newz u guyz!!! in collaboration with the simpsons (YES *THE* SIMPSONS) ill be "eating my shorts" on stream later 2nite!!!!!! make sure u tune in bcuz there might be a VERY special guest appearance partway through (ay caramba!)
Fiiiir3
Please Stop Just Stop Already I Cant Take Any More Of This
🎦 #cantstopwontstop this hype train is going 2 both moonz and beyond!!!!
What Must I Do To Make You End This Unerring Parade Of Digestive Self Sabotage And Other Public Cries For Help
🎦 NUFFIN!!!! im a born entertainer baby i do this for the peepz who luv to see it!!!!
🎦 did u add to ur legacy 2day? if so what did u do
🎦 great work hylesh u made the world a lil nicer for all us passing through it which adds to ur legacy
I put out a picture of my butt.
#nsfw, sorry
✿ 𖥧𖧧s wha𖧧 𖥧 was made f❦r, 𖧧h❦ugh 𖥧 fully enj❦y 𖥧𖧧 s❦ 𖧧ha𖧧s an added b❦❦n ✿
🎦 legacy pointz deducted that guy cant tell ppl about ur sick ass deedz if hes donezo
it was witnessed at least Ze rest of 'EES crew got to watc', as well as mine i would not waste Ze fun on myself
🎦 pick yourself up and seize the day!!! there is still time to gain legacy pointz!!!
🎦 HYPE TRAIINNNNNNNN 4 every five subs the stream goes as long as it takez for me 2 blend and eat another cactus
How Do I Make You Stop
Quickly
🎦 CANT STOP WONT STOP the peeps come 2 my streamz for the EXTREME and i cant disappoint them!!!
Have You Considered Doing Literally Anything Else For Attention
🎦 lightbulbs are kinda spicy these thangz smack bro
🎦 not unless ur a genetic FREAK like me and have a digestive system more akin 2 a garbage disposal lolzzzz
this stream actually rules. keep going.
🎦 eatin my choccy muffin rn with a snickerdoodle latte
🎦 dont let this fool you im eating lightbulbs tomorrow
🎦 you got it boss lolzzzz actually just hop in the stream and ill shadow drop 150 gift subs
🎦 i dont know what the #situation is but #KaiFam stayz strong af!!!! hop in the stream later tonight!
🎦 hey #KaiFam me and the big lil man himself jerma985 are gonna be doing a joint meet n greet later today! @ the sk8 park next to the simpsons museum you know the one!!!!! first come first serve we r gonna hang out for a couple hours and then im gonna do the #BlenderChallenge live!!!!
🎦 turnz out that SOMEHOW crashing a quote official government event unquote with some sicknasty pogo trixxxxxx is NOT allowed so i wuz escorted off the site smh https://i.pinimg.com/564x/7f/63/95/7f6395506b59743f4f0e01b2574bee31.jpg
PRE-TRIAL MEDIATION! if you would like to file a lawsuit for discrimination regarding being denied entry, i know a guy who can make it happen
I h.o°pe y.o°u are n.o°t maimed
quick question do you perform at weddings
my matesprite is a divorce lawtroll do you +ave a card for your services
perfect i gotta hire you for a future gig just know that youre gonna be paid more money than you know what to do with
say less just know that im at the very least going to repay you maybe food or something
🎦 minion or da bob for 2day u guyz
i like da bob.
gOttA be the bob
DIRECT EXPERT TESTIMONY! da bob
🎦 looks likeeeeee da bob for 2day! thankz gang!
🎦 LADIEZZZZZ FELLAAZZZZZ AND THOSE OF US WHO KNOW BETTER i just got a contact to b on the special pitch flavored episode of the quadrant game! catch me in a few weekz 2 see if u have any chance with the main man (gender neutral) wink https://cdn.deconreconstruction.com/vasterror/panels/01542.gif
°o.o°h I didn't kn.o°w they were d.o°ing a pitch f.o°cused epis.o°de I will definitely have t.o° well n.o°t tune in I am t.o°o. busy t.o° watch TV but rec.o°rd it then listen t.o° the audi.o° while drivig maybe