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@engrossedIndulgence

They/Them stuntmaster/daredevil/competitive eater thats doing all of the thingz the average troll is too smart to try. CATCH MY STREAMZ: parallaxis.com/XxTURNxDOWNxX

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🎦 would u guyz enjoy a stream where u send in funny faxes 2 me and i print them out and eat them if theyre good enuff

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Yes, I would very much so enjoy this.

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i thought you diEd

🎦 the rumorz of my death r highly exaggerated lmaooo

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@marquiseMindfang[MM]

As of last night, many will confirm that we are capa8le of reaching a stature of seven feet; in my particular case, I have attained a height of nine feet.

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🎦 thats crazzyyyyyyy alternian trollz are a different breed fr

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@marquiseMindfang[MM]

Hm, you speak as if you do not reside on the planet. Where do you hail from?

🎦 the 1 and only #reption BABYYYYY repitonian trolls r shorties i think the tallest ive ever seen capped out at like 6'4"

gruber eats gift card? :thinking: :pensiveshrimp:

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🎦 i should eat some gift cardz

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sc00ters (⌐□_□) like if y0u agree (⌐□_□)

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🎦 #scootergang REPRESENTTTTT https://cdn.deconreconstruction.com/wiki/images/2/2a/01464.gif

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🎦 very exciting newz u guyz!!! in collaboration with the simpsons (YES *THE* SIMPSONS) ill be "eating my shorts" on stream later 2nite!!!!!! make sure u tune in bcuz there might be a VERY special guest appearance partway through (ay caramba!)

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Please Stop Just Stop Already I Cant Take Any More Of This

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🎦 #cantstopwontstop this hype train is going 2 both moonz and beyond!!!!

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What Must I Do To Make You End This Unerring Parade Of Digestive Self Sabotage And Other Public Cries For Help

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🎦 NUFFIN!!!! im a born entertainer baby i do this for the peepz who luv to see it!!!!

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🎦 did u add to ur legacy 2day? if so what did u do

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House fire.

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Of the Woods
From soil, to soil, the Dyuirt way
@claudentGlebe[CG]

✿ 𖧧end 𖧧❦ a myr𖥧ad ❦f cr❦ps and w❦❦dland ❦nce m❦re ✿

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🎦 neutral legacy pointz no gainz no loss bc im not totes sure what u mean

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execution of an impAIRial lieutenant i suppose i did enjoy it more Zan i s'ould

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🎦 great work hylesh u made the world a lil nicer for all us passing through it which adds to ur legacy

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@tentacleTherapist[TT]

I put out a picture of my butt.

Cried 💪

🎦 legacy pointz deducted that guy cant tell ppl about ur sick ass deedz if hes donezo

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🎦 not enough for the day. legacy pointz deducted

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@emptyEyes[EE]

🎦 pick yourself up and seize the day!!! there is still time to gain legacy pointz!!!

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🎦 HYPE TRAIINNNNNNNN 4 every five subs the stream goes as long as it takez for me 2 blend and eat another cactus

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Quickly

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🎦 CANT STOP WONT STOP the peeps come 2 my streamz for the EXTREME and i cant disappoint them!!!

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Have You Considered Doing Literally Anything Else For Attention

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🎦 27k live radical viewerz would b pretty upset if i switched it up lolz

🎦 lightbulbs are kinda spicy these thangz smack bro

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--> Would you recommend... <--

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🎦 not unless ur a genetic FREAK like me and have a digestive system more akin 2 a garbage disposal lolzzzz

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🎦 eatin my choccy muffin rn with a snickerdoodle latte

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🎦 dont let this fool you im eating lightbulbs tomorrow

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what if you ate them today.

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🎦 i like your style lolz catch my stream tonite then xoxo

you know what? i will. give me a tier 3 grubscription.

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🎦 you got it boss lolzzzz actually just hop in the stream and ill shadow drop 150 gift subs

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John keeps telling me that Hamburger Helper is not a meal fit for a growing boy. If you ask me, it’s a meal fit for kings.

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🎦 i love to pour the box down my gullet with a chaser of boiling water lol

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