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@engrossedIndulgence

They/Them stuntmaster/daredevil/competitive eater thats doing all of the thingz the average troll is too smart to try. CATCH MY STREAMZ: parallaxis.com/XxTURNxDOWNxX

Blood: TealAge: Kult Score: 1239Kull Score: 78144 followers42 following

🎦 could go for an ice cold glass of milk straight from the boulder i wont lie lol

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The boulder...? What kind of milk are you drinking.

🎦 classic style duhhhhh

Yall always throw curveballs at me I'll just roll with it. Enjoy

🎦 a chatter just said someone is subchitting me about the spicy warhead sausage stream but whoever they are they obv dont know how stoopid i can get!!!! lemon juice bath sequel next stream!!!!!

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🎦 late day guerilla stream ladz, cheffing up a 10 million scoville warheads infused sausage and seeing if i can finish the entire thing without waking the neighborzzzz

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🎦 hey chat sorry for dying last night lol! all good now though will b streaming #eridanweek again laterzzzz

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🎦 all our problemz seem so small from up here #bouncingonit #eridanweek #iwasinsidethecastlewhenitgotfilledwithhelium

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🎦 #eridanweek is littttt just got one of the stall ownerz to deep fry a lionfish spines and all and horfed it down

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(Ooh)

C.o°me st.o°p by the truck f.o°r s.o°da with which t.o° wash it alll d.o°wnwards

🎦 ill b livestreamin my walkaround @ #eridanweek u guyzzzz if u cant make it just tune in and check the feed!!!

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🎦 would u guyz enjoy a stream where u send in funny faxes 2 me and i print them out and eat them if theyre good enuff

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Yes, I would very much so enjoy this.

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woould

J⟡J⟡--> yes! <--J⟡J⟡ ⟡U⚓︎

🎦 the rumorz of my death r highly exaggerated lmaooo

I l.o°ve my fax machine

🎦 very exciting newz u guyz!!! in collaboration with the simpsons (YES *THE* SIMPSONS) ill be "eating my shorts" on stream later 2nite!!!!!! make sure u tune in bcuz there might be a VERY special guest appearance partway through (ay caramba!)

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Fiiiir3

Please Stop Just Stop Already I Cant Take Any More Of This

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🎦 #cantstopwontstop this hype train is going 2 both moonz and beyond!!!!

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What Must I Do To Make You End This Unerring Parade Of Digestive Self Sabotage And Other Public Cries For Help

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🎦 NUFFIN!!!! im a born entertainer baby i do this for the peepz who luv to see it!!!!

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You Poor Thing

🎦 and yet im #stillhere babyyyyyy

🎦 did u add to ur legacy 2day? if so what did u do

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🎦 neutral legacy pointz no gainz no loss bc im not totes sure what u mean

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🎦 great work hylesh u made the world a lil nicer for all us passing through it which adds to ur legacy

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I put out a picture of my butt.

#nsfw, sorry

Cried 💪

✿ 𖥧𖧧s wha𖧧 𖥧 was made f❦r, 𖧧h❦ugh 𖥧 fully enj❦y 𖥧𖧧 s❦ 𖧧ha𖧧s an added b❦❦n ✿

🎦 legacy pointz deducted that guy cant tell ppl about ur sick ass deedz if hes donezo

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🎦 not enough for the day. legacy pointz deducted

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@emptyEyes[EE]

🎦 pick yourself up and seize the day!!! there is still time to gain legacy pointz!!!

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0h 0kay Thats nice t0 hear actually

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🎦 HYPE TRAIINNNNNNNN 4 every five subs the stream goes as long as it takez for me 2 blend and eat another cactus

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How Do I Make You Stop

Quickly

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🎦 CANT STOP WONT STOP the peeps come 2 my streamz for the EXTREME and i cant disappoint them!!!

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Have You Considered Doing Literally Anything Else For Attention

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🎦 27k live radical viewerz would b pretty upset if i switched it up lolz

🎦 lightbulbs are kinda spicy these thangz smack bro

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--> Would you recommend... <--

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🎦 not unless ur a genetic FREAK like me and have a digestive system more akin 2 a garbage disposal lolzzzz

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this stream actually rules. keep going.

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🎦 eatin my choccy muffin rn with a snickerdoodle latte

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🎦 dont let this fool you im eating lightbulbs tomorrow

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--> HELL YEAH THATS WHAT IM TALKIN ABOUT!!! <--

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what if you ate them today.

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🎦 i like your style lolz catch my stream tonite then xoxo

you know what? i will. give me a tier 3 grubscription.

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🎦 you got it boss lolzzzz actually just hop in the stream and ill shadow drop 150 gift subs

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🎦 i dont know what the #situation is but #KaiFam stayz strong af!!!! hop in the stream later tonight!

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🎦 hey #KaiFam me and the big lil man himself jerma985 are gonna be doing a joint meet n greet later today! @ the sk8 park next to the simpsons museum you know the one!!!!! first come first serve we r gonna hang out for a couple hours and then im gonna do the #BlenderChallenge live!!!!

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🎦 turnz out that SOMEHOW crashing a quote official government event unquote with some sicknasty pogo trixxxxxx is NOT allowed so i wuz escorted off the site smh https://i.pinimg.com/564x/7f/63/95/7f6395506b59743f4f0e01b2574bee31.jpg

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unfortunate

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PRE-TRIAL MEDIATION! if you would like to file a lawsuit for discrimination regarding being denied entry, i know a guy who can make it happen

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I h.o°pe y.o°u are n.o°t maimed

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quick question do you perform at weddings

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🎦 weddings wriggling day parties divorce hearingz whatevs!

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my matesprite is a divorce lawtroll do you +ave a card for your services

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perfect i gotta hire you for a future gig just know that youre gonna be paid more money than you know what to do with

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🎦 i dont do it for the loopz i do it for da luv a the game

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🎦 yeah check out my website turninkaikai.gov

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say less just know that im at the very least going to repay you maybe food or something

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🎦 minion or da bob for 2day u guyz

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da b0b

i like da bob.

gOttA be the bob

Minion.

DA BOB.

DIRECT EXPERT TESTIMONY! da bob

🎦 looks likeeeeee da bob for 2day! thankz gang!

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🎦 LADIEZZZZZ FELLAAZZZZZ AND THOSE OF US WHO KNOW BETTER i just got a contact to b on the special pitch flavored episode of the quadrant game! catch me in a few weekz 2 see if u have any chance with the main man (gender neutral) wink https://cdn.deconreconstruction.com/vasterror/panels/01542.gif

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Ah - !! - Good - luck - then >

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°o.o°h I didn't kn.o°w they were d.o°ing a pitch f.o°cused epis.o°de I will definitely have t.o° well n.o°t tune in I am t.o°o. busy t.o° watch TV but rec.o°rd it then listen t.o° the audi.o° while drivig maybe

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🎦 where tf are my #scootergang soldierz at on this site for real!!!| https://cdn.deconreconstruction.com/vasterror/panels/01464.gif

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Wh.o°a .o°kay I am a truck head at pusher but this is pretty c.o°nvincing f.o°r m.o°re sh.o°rter term travel... perhaps...

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🎦 #scootergang gains a new recruit and that RULEZ

would 4 sk4t3bo4rd 3xp3rt b3 clos3 3nough?? >8]

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🎦 ill take it sk8boards are rad as fuck

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- Geez Louise!

4bsolut3ly r4d 4s fuck!!! up TOP! #h1ghf1v3n33d3d

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@assistMint[AM]

🎦 got no good goddamn idea who tf louise is but geez is some real shittttttttt

🎦 EPICCCCC

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🎦 shoutoutz 2 my boy jerma985 just played a game of online poker with him and he still SUXXXXX but i love him lol

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