
Tegiri Kalbur
@toutoiKomon
DM for /ega/ consu/tation
=== ACCEPTING NEW MEMBERS === --- OUTG/UT ANIME C/UB --- Come take part in the distinguished activity of: - Watching - Discussing - Critiquing the greatest medium known to tro//kind. Meets are he/d once a perigee on Nubday. Di/igent attendance is expected. Snacks & Drinks wi// be provided. DM FOR FURTHER INFORMATION. TRO//ING ATTEMPTS WI// BE B/OCKED.
My package was de/ayed. Again. A shamefu/ disp/ay from the A/ternian mai/ system. I am righteous in my continued campaign of ki//ing the mai/ guy after he de/ivers my package. He served his purpose in /ife.
You know, I actua//y thinking ki//ing peop/e is making the wor/d a better p/ace.
CASE: ALTERNIAN EMPIRE V. DEBUTANT RAPTURUS CHARGES: VANDALISM (23 COUNTS), DISTURBING THE PEACE (1 COUNT), INCITING A MOB (1 COUNT), INCITING A FLASH MOB (1 COUNT), INCITING A FLASHING MOB (2 COUNTS), SLANDER (11 COUNTS), CONSPIRACY TO COMMIT SLANDER (1 COUNT), ATTEMPTING TO SEDUCE AN OFFICER OF THE LAW (4 COUNTS), SEDUCING AN OFFICER OF THE LAW (7 COUNTS) PLEA: "JUST LOOK AT ME, YOUR HONORABLE TYRANNY. CULLING A FACE LIKE MINE MUST BE A CRIME." VERDICT: DEFENDANT STABBED BY PROSECUTOR DURING THE TRIAL. PROSECUTOR SUBSEQUENTLY EATEN BY HIS HONORABLE TYRANNY. DEFENDANT ACQUITTED. COMMENTS: "GRRRRHNG! R-R-R-RTCHKN." (HHT SPITS OUT PROSECUTOR'S HEAD AND SMASHES IT WITH A FIST.)
Anime babes. You agree. Rechitt.
I cou/d probab/y pu// off wearing a seifuku.
=== ACCEPTING NEW MEMBERS === --- OUTG/UT ANIME C/UB --- Come take part in the distinguished activity of: - Watching - Discussing - Critiquing the greatest medium known to tro//kind. Meets are he/d once a perigee on Nubday. Di/igent attendance is expected. Snacks & Drinks wi// be provided. DM FOR FURTHER INFORMATION. TRO//ING ATTEMPTS WI// BE B/OCKED.
Setting up another trap to skewer any un/awfu/ invaders encroaching upon my office. It wi// actua//y get somebody this time. I know it wi//.
Does anyone know how to get sopor out of a dakimakura s/eeve? Somewhat urgent.
Hm. Getting subchitted. Even if you b/ock me, you can't he/p but think about me. I see how it is. I to/d you that I wasn't interested. P/ease respect my boundaries.
Ho-kago Tea Time CD rese//ers are getting too g/obesy. Charging an Empress' Ransom for songs that are a/ready avai/ab/e on/ine.
The sheer concentration of contraband distributed at every independent comic market makes me wince in pain. If I cou/d bomb every sing/e one off the face of the p/anet I might actua//y be ab/e to smi/e for once.
I cannot fathom the thought process that goes into Max/o/ ca//ing me a "tourist" and "fi/tered" when I refuse to engage with his favorite anime which a/ways seem to invo/ve a comp/ete/y innocent party suffering through utter/y traumatic circumstances. If I wanted to see that I wou/d attend any courtb/ock proceeding overseen by His Honorab/e Tyranny.
The ending of Chainsaw Tro// was a comp/ete and utter /etdown. Who /et them write, i//ustrate and pub/ish this? This is a heinous s/eight of the highest order. A humi/iating disp/ay of the industry's comp/acency in a//owing the the most popu/ar and we// received shōnen manga series of the current sweep to go out, not with the dignity it's owed, but with a wet fart. Humi/iating.



















