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Tegiri Kalbur

@toutoiKomon

DM for /ega/ consu/tation

Blood: TealKult Score: 461Kull Score: 59219 followers17 following
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=== ACCEPTING NEW MEMBERS === --- OUTG/UT ANIME C/UB --- Come take part in the distinguished activity of: - Watching - Discussing - Critiquing the greatest medium known to tro//kind. Meets are he/d once a perigee on Nubday. Di/igent attendance is expected. Snacks & Drinks wi// be provided. DM FOR FURTHER INFORMATION. TRO//ING ATTEMPTS WI// BE B/OCKED.

My package was de/ayed. Again. A shamefu/ disp/ay from the A/ternian mai/ system. I am righteous in my continued campaign of ki//ing the mai/ guy after he de/ivers my package. He served his purpose in /ife.

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You know, I actua//y thinking ki//ing peop/e is making the wor/d a better p/ace.

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WOW WHAT A SHOCKER YK

come here

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CASE: ALTERNIAN EMPIRE V. DEBUTANT RAPTURUS CHARGES: VANDALISM (23 COUNTS), DISTURBING THE PEACE (1 COUNT), INCITING A MOB (1 COUNT), INCITING A FLASH MOB (1 COUNT), INCITING A FLASHING MOB (2 COUNTS), SLANDER (11 COUNTS), CONSPIRACY TO COMMIT SLANDER (1 COUNT), ATTEMPTING TO SEDUCE AN OFFICER OF THE LAW (4 COUNTS), SEDUCING AN OFFICER OF THE LAW (7 COUNTS) PLEA: "JUST LOOK AT ME, YOUR HONORABLE TYRANNY. CULLING A FACE LIKE MINE MUST BE A CRIME." VERDICT: DEFENDANT STABBED BY PROSECUTOR DURING THE TRIAL. PROSECUTOR SUBSEQUENTLY EATEN BY HIS HONORABLE TYRANNY. DEFENDANT ACQUITTED. COMMENTS: "GRRRRHNG! R-R-R-RTCHKN." (HHT SPITS OUT PROSECUTOR'S HEAD AND SMASHES IT WITH A FIST.)

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@cuttlefishCrusher[CC]

appreciate all the hard work u do

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Anime babes. You agree. Rechitt.

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Ohohoho!!! The animes !!!

The finest of arts. The pinnac/e of innovation. The founding factor of "moe". 3DPD cou/d never.

@toutoiKomon[TK]

Erm... who is this 'Moe' you speak of?

"Moe" is a fee/ing. A sensation. A certain je-ne-sais-quoi. When you see the gir/ go "meep", it's moe. When you see the a/ien go "dar/ing", it's moe. When the gir/ with the meowbeast ears spi//s her jice. It's moe.

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@toutoiKomon[TK]

:O!! Teach me your ways, moe-maestro!!

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>when the magical troll gets decapitated its moe

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I /itera//y cannot even argue with that. Sure, it's moe. Why the fuck not.

I cou/d probab/y pu// off wearing a seifuku.

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as long as you don't ask me to match * unless i can be a yankii *|

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=== ACCEPTING NEW MEMBERS === --- OUTG/UT ANIME C/UB --- Come take part in the distinguished activity of: - Watching - Discussing - Critiquing the greatest medium known to tro//kind. Meets are he/d once a perigee on Nubday. Di/igent attendance is expected. Snacks & Drinks wi// be provided. DM FOR FURTHER INFORMATION. TRO//ING ATTEMPTS WI// BE B/OCKED.

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>nobody cares about your hentai collection lol >besides me hmu

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THAT IS NOT WHAT THIS IS.

Setting up another trap to skewer any un/awfu/ invaders encroaching upon my office. It wi// actua//y get somebody this time. I know it wi//.

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CAN YOU PLEASE ENSURE YOU HAVE PROPERLY ESTABLISHED A WAY TO DISABLE THEM FOR GUESTS MY HAIR HAS BEEN RUINED FAR TOO MANY TIMES

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And risk some /oose ignorance gash /eaking confidentia/ methods? Risking MY private space? I think not. You wi// enter when you are permitted to enter.

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FRANKLY IT IS AN INSULT FOR YOU TO INSINUATE THAT I WOULD EVER ARRIVE AT ANYTHING OTHER THAN A PRESCHEDULED MEETING INCREMENT

Does anyone know how to get sopor out of a dakimakura s/eeve? Somewhat urgent.

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>([it never comes out big dawg literally never somet#ing about it clings to a daki sleeve like mustard to a #ot dog]

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@carcinoTrickster[CT]

SUCK IT UP

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@mercurialGorepriest[MG]

(•́⍜•̀)🎪 YES. NOT THE SPECIFIC PART ABOUT WHATEVER A DAKIMAKURA IS. BUT I KNOW HOW TO GET SOPOR SLIME OFF OF ANYTHING AND DIRECTLY INTO MY PROTEIN CHUTE.

Fuck.

X Good fucking luck tbh, sopor is worse than glitter x

Best - to - spot - clean - it - Maybe - bleach - it? - The - spot - clean - will - make - it - better - than - not - doing - anything >

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@adiosToreador[AT]

yEAH, tHAT UMM, iS KIND OF RUINED FOREVER UNLESS, yOU HAVE A FRIEND WHO, iS A TALENTED, aND DISCREET, sEAMSTRESS,

B/each wi// tarnish the character deca/. Out of the question.

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@toutoiKomon[TK]

Oh - You're - doomed - ;^^ - Bleaching - only - works - if - it was - not - on - the - character -...>

Hm. Getting subchitted. Even if you b/ock me, you can't he/p but think about me. I see how it is. I to/d you that I wasn't interested. P/ease respect my boundaries.

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@mercurialGorepriest[MG]

(•́⍜•̀)🎪 WHAT'S THE MATTER VAGUEBOY, AFRAID YOU MIGHT SAY SOMETHING?

♡oooh gottem♡

Ka/bur 2 - /a/onde 0

Ho-kago Tea Time CD rese//ers are getting too g/obesy. Charging an Empress' Ransom for songs that are a/ready avai/ab/e on/ine.

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The sheer concentration of contraband distributed at every independent comic market makes me wince in pain. If I cou/d bomb every sing/e one off the face of the p/anet I might actua//y be ab/e to smi/e for once.

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The tit/e of "nerd" indicates a superior inte//ect to the mass of insects inhabiting this app. I nob/y accept the /abe/, and p/an to make exce//ent use of it.

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@asclepianDesperada[AD]

holy shit? Ur so reddit lmfao!

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Ad hominem.

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@asclepianDesperada[AD]

that only applies if theres an argument tho right?? im just making fun of U.

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And now denying that there was ever an argument in the first p/ace. This is a new /ow. Ka/bur 1 - /a/onde 0

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@asclepianDesperada[AD]

oh ew do NOT make a scoreboard w/ me this is NOT going 2 be a thing??? im already in a kismesituationship tyvm XU~

The fact you consider this a ca/iginous so/icitation is /aughab/e. My pitch quadrant current/y experiencing an uptick in suitors, of which you aren't even in the running. This is me high/ighting your fai/ure.

@toutoiKomon[TK]

dude, take the hint and stoP macking on my rivaL????

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bullying him bullying him bullying him

B/ocked.

I cannot fathom the thought process that goes into Max/o/ ca//ing me a "tourist" and "fi/tered" when I refuse to engage with his favorite anime which a/ways seem to invo/ve a comp/ete/y innocent party suffering through utter/y traumatic circumstances. If I wanted to see that I wou/d attend any courtb/ock proceeding overseen by His Honorab/e Tyranny.

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>filtered scrub

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@advantageousCatharsis[AC]

l_et m_e gu_ess, YBC?

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[they are c0rrect.]

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Worse.

>better

My taste encompasses and e/ite eche/on of recognising qua/ity and the sou/ of storyte//ing. Just because I don't want to watch gir/s b/eeding from every orifice and throwing up for two cours doesn't mean that I am some kind of poser.

The ending of Chainsaw Tro// was a comp/ete and utter /etdown. Who /et them write, i//ustrate and pub/ish this? This is a heinous s/eight of the highest order. A humi/iating disp/ay of the industry's comp/acency in a//owing the the most popu/ar and we// received shōnen manga series of the current sweep to go out, not with the dignity it's owed, but with a wet fart. Humi/iating.

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@taxCollector[TC]

So true Tegiri. Do you have the answers to last night’s hivework btw

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I wou/dn't share them with you. Comp/ete hivework on your own, in your own time.

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@tallyKissing[TK]

you'd knowwww about wwwwet farts

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@taxCollector[TC]

Ugh. FINE. *____

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その意見は、インターネットから得たものですか?

Frank/y a poor attempt at character assassination. Any evidence to substantiate this c/aim shou/d be examined with utmost scrutiny.

A// opinions are my own.

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@tallyKissing[TK]

yeah ok let's keep it betwwwween you and mmmme right nowwww and wwwwhenever you're ready wwwwe can discuss it openly and honestly