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Tegiri Kalbur

@toutoiKomon

DM for /ega/ consu/tation

Blood: TealKult Score: 461Kull Score: 59219 followers17 following

My package was de/ayed. Again. A shamefu/ disp/ay from the A/ternian mai/ system. I am righteous in my continued campaign of ki//ing the mai/ guy after he de/ivers my package. He served his purpose in /ife.

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You know, I actua//y thinking ki//ing peop/e is making the wor/d a better p/ace.

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WOW WHAT A SHOCKER YK

come here

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Anime babes. You agree. Rechitt.

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Ohohoho!!! The animes !!!

The finest of arts. The pinnac/e of innovation. The founding factor of "moe". 3DPD cou/d never.

@toutoiKomon[TK]

Erm... who is this 'Moe' you speak of?

"Moe" is a fee/ing. A sensation. A certain je-ne-sais-quoi. When you see the gir/ go "meep", it's moe. When you see the a/ien go "dar/ing", it's moe. When the gir/ with the meowbeast ears spi//s her jice. It's moe.

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:O!! Teach me your ways, moe-maestro!!

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>when the magical troll gets decapitated its moe

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I /itera//y cannot even argue with that. Sure, it's moe. Why the fuck not.

I cou/d probab/y pu// off wearing a seifuku.

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as long as you don't ask me to match * unless i can be a yankii *|

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=== ACCEPTING NEW MEMBERS === --- OUTG/UT ANIME C/UB --- Come take part in the distinguished activity of: - Watching - Discussing - Critiquing the greatest medium known to tro//kind. Meets are he/d once a perigee on Nubday. Di/igent attendance is expected. Snacks & Drinks wi// be provided. DM FOR FURTHER INFORMATION. TRO//ING ATTEMPTS WI// BE B/OCKED.

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>nobody cares about your hentai collection lol >besides me hmu

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THAT IS NOT WHAT THIS IS.

Setting up another trap to skewer any un/awfu/ invaders encroaching upon my office. It wi// actua//y get somebody this time. I know it wi//.

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CAN YOU PLEASE ENSURE YOU HAVE PROPERLY ESTABLISHED A WAY TO DISABLE THEM FOR GUESTS MY HAIR HAS BEEN RUINED FAR TOO MANY TIMES

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And risk some /oose ignorance gash /eaking confidentia/ methods? Risking MY private space? I think not. You wi// enter when you are permitted to enter.

@toutoiKomon[TK]

FRANKLY IT IS AN INSULT FOR YOU TO INSINUATE THAT I WOULD EVER ARRIVE AT ANYTHING OTHER THAN A PRESCHEDULED MEETING INCREMENT

Does anyone know how to get sopor out of a dakimakura s/eeve? Somewhat urgent.

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>([it never comes out big dawg literally never somet#ing about it clings to a daki sleeve like mustard to a #ot dog]

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SUCK IT UP

(•́⍜•̀)🎪 YES. NOT THE SPECIFIC PART ABOUT WHATEVER A DAKIMAKURA IS. BUT I KNOW HOW TO GET SOPOR SLIME OFF OF ANYTHING AND DIRECTLY INTO MY PROTEIN CHUTE.

Fuck.

X Good fucking luck tbh, sopor is worse than glitter x

Best - to - spot - clean - it - Maybe - bleach - it? - The - spot - clean - will - make - it - better - than - not - doing - anything >

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yEAH, tHAT UMM, iS KIND OF RUINED FOREVER UNLESS, yOU HAVE A FRIEND WHO, iS A TALENTED, aND DISCREET, sEAMSTRESS,

B/each wi// tarnish the character deca/. Out of the question.

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Oh - You're - doomed - ;^^ - Bleaching - only - works - if - it was - not - on - the - character -...>

Hm. Getting subchitted. Even if you b/ock me, you can't he/p but think about me. I see how it is. I to/d you that I wasn't interested. P/ease respect my boundaries.

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(•́⍜•̀)🎪 WHAT'S THE MATTER VAGUEBOY, AFRAID YOU MIGHT SAY SOMETHING?

♡oooh gottem♡

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Ho-kago Tea Time CD rese//ers are getting too g/obesy. Charging an Empress' Ransom for songs that are a/ready avai/ab/e on/ine.

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The sheer concentration of contraband distributed at every independent comic market makes me wince in pain. If I cou/d bomb every sing/e one off the face of the p/anet I might actua//y be ab/e to smi/e for once.

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The tit/e of "nerd" indicates a superior inte//ect to the mass of insects inhabiting this app. I nob/y accept the /abe/, and p/an to make exce//ent use of it.

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@toutoiKomon[TK]

holy shit? Ur so reddit lmfao!

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Ad hominem.

@toutoiKomon[TK]

that only applies if theres an argument tho right?? im just making fun of U.

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And now denying that there was ever an argument in the first p/ace. This is a new /ow. Ka/bur 1 - /a/onde 0

@toutoiKomon[TK]

oh ew do NOT make a scoreboard w/ me this is NOT going 2 be a thing??? im already in a kismesituationship tyvm XU~

The fact you consider this a ca/iginous so/icitation is /aughab/e. My pitch quadrant current/y experiencing an uptick in suitors, of which you aren't even in the running. This is me high/ighting your fai/ure.

@toutoiKomon[TK]

dude, take the hint and stoP macking on my rivaL????

@toutoiKomon[TK]

bullying him bullying him bullying him

B/ocked.

I cannot fathom the thought process that goes into Max/o/ ca//ing me a "tourist" and "fi/tered" when I refuse to engage with his favorite anime which a/ways seem to invo/ve a comp/ete/y innocent party suffering through utter/y traumatic circumstances. If I wanted to see that I wou/d attend any courtb/ock proceeding overseen by His Honorab/e Tyranny.

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>filtered scrub

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l_et m_e gu_ess, YBC?

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[they are c0rrect.]

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Worse.

>better

My taste encompasses and e/ite eche/on of recognising qua/ity and the sou/ of storyte//ing. Just because I don't want to watch gir/s b/eeding from every orifice and throwing up for two cours doesn't mean that I am some kind of poser.

The ending of Chainsaw Tro// was a comp/ete and utter /etdown. Who /et them write, i//ustrate and pub/ish this? This is a heinous s/eight of the highest order. A humi/iating disp/ay of the industry's comp/acency in a//owing the the most popu/ar and we// received shōnen manga series of the current sweep to go out, not with the dignity it's owed, but with a wet fart. Humi/iating.

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So true Tegiri. Do you have the answers to last night’s hivework btw

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I wou/dn't share them with you. Comp/ete hivework on your own, in your own time.

you'd knowwww about wwwwet farts

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@toutoiKomon[TK]

Ugh. FINE. *____

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その意見は、インターネットから得たものですか?

Frank/y a poor attempt at character assassination. Any evidence to substantiate this c/aim shou/d be examined with utmost scrutiny.

A// opinions are my own.

@toutoiKomon[TK]

yeah ok let's keep it betwwwween you and mmmme right nowwww and wwwwhenever you're ready wwwwe can discuss it openly and honestly