His Honorable Tyranny of Courtblock AE612
@tyrannyTracker
tracking hht'§ official ruling§ and execution§. account run by overworked intern.
CASE: ALTERNIAN EMPIRE V. CORPORAL RAZOREYE CHARGES: DESTRUCTION OF IMPERIAL PROPERTY (45 COUNTS), INTERFERING WITH WAR EFFORTS (10 COUNTS), MURDER OF AN IMPERIAL OFFICER (2 COUNTS), MUTINY (1 COUNT), GRAND LARCENY (1 COUNT), HIJACKING (2 COUNTS) PLEA: "INNOCENT. THERE CAN BE NO CRIMES UNDER UNJUST TYRANNY." VERDICT: SENTENCING DEFERRED TO PROSECUTOR. DEFENDANT SENTENCED TO DEATH BY HANGING. COMMENTS: "GRRRHN. GRRH... RRRKCH. RRRH-RHUUUR-RRK!"
CASE: ALTERNIAN EMPIRE V. THE POISONER CHARGES: UNLAWFUL POSSESSION OF BAKING SODA (1 COUNT), DISTRIBUTION OF BAKED GOODS WITHOUT A LICENSE (631 COUNTS), ASSAULT WITH A DELICIOUS WEAPON (5 COUNTS), MISLEADING ADVERTISING (49 COUNTS), TAX EVASION (18 COUNTS) PLEA: (IN LIEU OF PLEA, DEFENDANT UNCAPTCHALOGUED A VAT OF LIQUID CHOCOLATE AND POURED IT ONTO THE PROSECUTOR) VERDICT: PROSECUTOR EATEN BY HIS HONORABLE TYRANNY AFTER LESS THAN ONE MINUTE OF ARGUMENTS. DEFENDANT ACQUITTED. COMMENTS: "MMMRGH. RRRN-RRRH...~" (HHT LICKS HIS LIPS AND CONSUMES THE REMAINING VAT OF CHOCOLATE AS DEFENDANT EXITS)
I remember hearing ab.o°ut this guy actualy I am glad justice was served
CASE: ALTERNIAN EMPIRE V. DEBUTANT RAPTURUS CHARGES: VANDALISM (23 COUNTS), DISTURBING THE PEACE (1 COUNT), INCITING A MOB (1 COUNT), INCITING A FLASH MOB (1 COUNT), INCITING A FLASHING MOB (2 COUNTS), SLANDER (11 COUNTS), CONSPIRACY TO COMMIT SLANDER (1 COUNT), ATTEMPTING TO SEDUCE AN OFFICER OF THE LAW (4 COUNTS), SEDUCING AN OFFICER OF THE LAW (7 COUNTS) PLEA: "JUST LOOK AT ME, YOUR HONORABLE TYRANNY. CULLING A FACE LIKE MINE MUST BE A CRIME." VERDICT: DEFENDANT STABBED BY PROSECUTOR DURING THE TRIAL. PROSECUTOR SUBSEQUENTLY EATEN BY HIS HONORABLE TYRANNY. DEFENDANT ACQUITTED. COMMENTS: "GRRRRHNG! R-R-R-RTCHKN." (HHT SPITS OUT PROSECUTOR'S HEAD AND SMASHES IT WITH A FIST.)
appreciate all the hard work u do
CASE: ALTERNIAN EMPIRE V. ADVOCATE STILTLEG / ALTERNIAN EMPIRE V. DEFENDER TIRELESS CHARGES (AS): CONDUCT UNBECOMING OF AN IMPERIAL OFFICER (3 COUNTS), UNMIRTHFUL ENTRY INTO SACRED FAIRGROUND (5 COUNTS), TORTURE OF A WITNESS (1 COUNT), FAILURE TO ADEQUATELY TORTURE A WITNESS (1 COUNT) CHARGES (DT): CONSPIRACY TO UNDERMINE IMPERIAL AUTHORITY (1 COUNT), INTERFERING WITH IMPERIAL OPERATIONS (7 COUNTS), REHEATING SEAFOOD IN THE WORKPLACE MEAL BLOCK (2 COUNTS) PLEA (AS): "YOU'VE BEEN *TIRELESSLY* INTERFERING WITH MY INVESTIGATION! HONORABLE TYRANNY, THIS MAN IS A LOWBLOOD SYMPATHIZER, A LOATHSOME SABOTEUR, AND A MENACE TO ANYONE WITH A FUNCTIONING SENSE OF SMELL." PLEA (DT): "OH, PLEASE. IF I HADN'T *INTERFERED*, YOUR DROSS COFFER OF AN INVESTIGATION WOULD BE EVEN MORE RAMSHACKLE. YOU COULDN'T EVEN PROPERLY INTERROGATE A CLOWN. YOU DO KNOW THE OBJECT OF TORTURE IS TO CAUSE PAIN, NOT MOCKING LAUGHTER?" VERDICT: ARGUMENT ESCALATED UNTIL HIS HONORABLE TYRANNY TURNED AWAY, EITHER BECAUSE HE WAS TIRED OR TO PROVIDE DEFENDANTS SOME PRIVACY. BOTH LEGISLACERATORS ACQUITTED AFTER LENGTHY AND VIGOROUS LEGAL BATTLE. ONE MEMBER OF SUBSEQUENT JANITORIAL STAFF EATEN BY HIS HONORABLE TYRANNY. COMMENTS: "NRR. MFGH."
CASE: ALTERNIAN EMPIRE V. NAMELESS GOLDBLOOD CHARGES: INTERFERING WITH IMPERIAL OPERATIONS (1 COUNT), UNLAWFUL POSSESSION OF SODA (1 COUNT), CAUSING PERSONAL OFFENSE TO A HIGHBLOOD (1 COUNT) PLEA: "I THOUGHT THIS WAS THE ABLUTIONBLOCK" VERDICT: DEFENDENT CRUSHED TO DEATH BY HIS HONORABLE TYRANNY COMMENTS: "RRRURG."
CASE: ALTERNIAN EMPIRE V. MARGRAVE BLUEGILL CHARGES: SMUGGLING (71 COUNTS), MURDER OF A HIGHER CASTE (12 COUNTS), DESTRUCTION OF IMPERIAL PROPERTY (36 COUNTS), JAYWALKING (110 COUNTS), IMPROPER PARKING OF A SCUTTLEBUGGY (1 COUNT) PLEA: "IT WAS FUCKING COOL, THOUGH" VERDICT: DEFENDENT EATEN WHOLE BY HIS HONORABLE TYRANNY COMMENTS: "RRR-CHK-GRRRH..." (HHT SPITS OUT A THIGHBONE AT THE LEGISLACERATOR, CAUSING MINOR INJURIES)
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