CASE: ALTERNIAN EMPIRE V. THE POISONER CHARGES: UNLAWFUL POSSESSION OF BAKING SODA (1 COUNT), DISTRIBUTION OF BAKED GOODS WITHOUT A LICENSE (631 COUNTS), ASSAULT WITH A DELICIOUS WEAPON (5 COUNTS), MISLEADING ADVERTISING (49 COUNTS), TAX EVASION (18 COUNTS) PLEA: (IN LIEU OF PLEA, DEFENDANT UNCAPTCHALOGUED A VAT OF LIQUID CHOCOLATE AND POURED IT ONTO THE PROSECUTOR) VERDICT: PROSECUTOR EATEN BY HIS HONORABLE TYRANNY AFTER LESS THAN ONE MINUTE OF ARGUMENTS. DEFENDANT ACQUITTED. COMMENTS: "MMMRGH. RRRN-RRRH...~" (HHT LICKS HIS LIPS AND CONSUMES THE REMAINING VAT OF CHOCOLATE AS DEFENDANT EXITS)
Kult: +55
Kull: +37
Total: 92
Ratio: 1.49
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Glucosegrocer Guru
Purveyor of the finest carbonated beverages around.
transgender
love yourself
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Alternian Civilian
This user is easily impressed into the Alternian Empire.
I remember hearing ab.o°ut this guy actualy I am glad justice was served
Kult: +5
Total: 5