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3833 < Thank you, Mr. Dad. Parenting stuff isn't that natural for trolls, so I've been really worrisome that I might not do it right, but I'm not alone either! > 3833 < I'll do my best for them! > 3833
3833 < Um!!! They just hatched and are so... So so so little? > 3833 < Even the biggest one, they're about a loaf of bread long, and they look so small. > 3833 < It's so exciting, they're finally here, right? But, now I feel so super scared. > 38((
fall! or spring. i knoa theyre boring answers but they both make me so nostalgic!
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Good evening, or whatever time it is for you.
feeling tense right n𖦹w
holy shit you guys stop everything hold the presses ive just been informed through a very radical grapevine suspiciously shaped like a telephone line that its #transdayofvisibility and that this is a universally acquitted holiday so if anybody on this fine day is at work or otherwise holed up with unsavory responsibilities i highly encourage you to tell the big boss that its trans visibility day and it is now your sworn duty to drop everything else youve been doing and make sure all of your gender inclined buddies (including yourself we are pro self-love here) are feeling visible and included can i get a hell yeah
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I WOULD SAY THAT OF WINTER BUT IN MY OLD REGIMENT THEY ALWAYS SENT ME THE MOST DEADLY GIFTS TO GET ME KILLED DURING SECRET SUFFERER.
oF, wHICH SHOW?
my dad is an interesting type of person he's still in contact with me but he never visits. he has a flock of trained postal seagulls who deliver me letters from him. he rarely says more than 10 words in those letters but he always attaches a photo with him and his puppets visiting the Eiffel tower or something like that
zoowee mama look at that dilf
Let it be put out there simply that I am divorced. And also, where the dilfs at (louder). Thank you.
the only thing better than a dilf is a dilf whos also a bear
i caught casey on my laptop playing slay the spire 2 earlier. considering i havent seen it since im going to assume she lost her run.
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I've always settled for a good scotch or bourbon! Too much of it is barely enough.
That trendy "Matcha cake"
Be yourself
Baking, like always
teehee this reaction made me giggle
sorry dad !! i am only a little bit evil though. it is also just easier to differentiate myself?
there should be an edit button when you click on your profile.
WHY CAN'T WE ALL #BEKIND TO ONE ANOTHER. I LOVE ALL MY FRIENDS NO MATTER THEIR BLOOD HUES.
New to this site. #FeelingUnrelated #FeelingLikeAnOnlyChild #FeelingThatIHaveNoFamilyRelations
i got my roommates to eat breakfast. yes, this IS an accomplishment.
I fixed my oven! I can get back to baking now. I think a celebratory Victoria sponge cake is in order.
nothing to smile about in my life
my daughter got an A on her math homework!
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I know a Dave Strider account is behind my wife’s postings, I just can’t prove it yet
ι αm sΩ tιrεd. ι wαnt tΩ hαvε α nαp bυt α mΩthεrfυckεr stΩlε my wεεd gυmmιεs. #nsfw
We all need to consume more Yaoi or we are going to run out.
lets all get together to #forcefem dave strider and any iteration of her
𝄞 𓆏 My ♪ 𝑓avorite ♫ ha𝓂burger will always be the 𝅝ne I𝄒m currently eating at any given ♪ 𝓂𝅝ment.𝄽 And ♫ thanks ♪ I𝄒𝓂 gla𝅗𝅥 I 𓆏 coul𝅗𝅥 𝄬e ♫ help𝑓ul Θ▽Θ 𝄇 .𓏲⊹₊˚🪷.˚₊𓆏
:FI'll try that I think I have some stuffed in a junk drawer beneath old papers and all that. Thanks.
maybe add a healthy serving of veggies to balance the plate?
🎦 i love to pour the box down my gullet with a chaser of boiling water lol
KEEP GETTING HAMBURGER HELPER
you perverted freaks had better keep #incest out of my incest webcomic
I don't think I'll show up for the races. I have the newspaper to catch up on.
Let the morning bring you the unfailing love of your friends and neighbors, for they surely trust and care for you as you do them.
its ok dad dont look shhhh just close ur eyes
sorry, dad! that's the internet for you.
not going to lie a while ago getting called cute would have gotten a way different reaction than it does now!
https://file.garden/acHecwA0vHdP6DU4/appreciation-v0-t7xbt2cax0rg1.gif i feel so flattered that people like me enough to make a whole community about me! gif made by lovely u/t4n3l1
come on to find the most perfect gift a dude could ask for. hmu in DMs.
please know you all are like a petri dish to me and i'm deeply enjoying watching you all do your thing while i take notes. 0‿0
Boys boys.... dont fight over me!!! Plenity to go around.
i am holding my tongue. for my dad's sake.
> even1ng
Rose has told me you are giving my computers a horrible virus. #Nervous :(
Three likes and I'm canceling taxes
Diamonds Droog.
not funny didnt laugh
oh, i think you'd like her! she is a great musician and singer.
I need to go take a phone call. Make sure not to post inane bullshit while I'm busy.
Spare Hat^5 has been located. Which is definitely good, but leaves the current search unresolved.
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Don't car£ plus my rumbl£sph£r£s bounc£ wh£n I walk. Thank you all. #nsfw
Has anybody seen my spare spare hat.
[Thought] Thinking about getting into cooking. [Query] Is this a wise course of action?
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damn right my allergies must be hittin me what the fuck
I think tonight. While a bit inconvenient at first-- was fun. I feel nice.
I have three weed smoking girlfriends? Shit, where did I put them?
Got some weird feelings going on. Maybe I should chainsmoke three packs of cigarettes about this.
Take a look, all of you: IMG_0612.jpeg
can i hate
just kiddin
Wh9 d9 I c9ntact a69ut getting the 6l99d c9l9r in my 6i9 c9rrected 9r, ideally, rem9ved entirely? Identifying 9neself primarily 6y hem9caste is frankly archaic, 6ut if we MUST, then we sh9uld at least have the a6ility t9 cust9mize it freely. #seri9usly #whatsweepisit?
Oh i'm sooo wonderful!! <3 I looove yooour hat sir!!<33 Hooow are yooou??
yeah im totally keeping myself on the straight and narrow
now that's what i'm talking about.
aww. you're embarrassing me.
hold on thats wholesome as hell also holy shit johns dad hi
hi dad.
How beautiful. And a funeral too.
they got somethin' called the internet now. ya can use it to do all sorts of shit, like get the news without some lil' paperboy demandin' a tip for not throwin' your paper into the bushes.
Man, that's beautiful. And also makes me want to check in on you. You doing all right, dude? Drink water today?
I'm going to attempt a proper, of-the-people level quality post. Please stand by.
Sometimes you need to take cash, gas, or ass literally.
=( It's becoming apparent to me that all anybody cares about on this application is pailing. Try this titillating bug fact on for size, you harlots. For certain species of formicidae, shortly after copulation, the males bulge will explode. And then they die. This has been insect bulge facts with Atlans. )