gregory
@fishPuns
im a human dude not a troll!!!! im here for my troll friend and to talk about sharks and cryptids
hello I'm greg i like sharks i live on an island in the Bermuda triange because my dad left me here when i was 4 yes i can leave already i just chose to stay here for my whole life because the sharks who raised me live around these parts and they're my family
before dad left the island he showed me how to cook pancakes but I don't have any eggs and i don't have any egg laying creatures around here
i tried to ask him but he ignores my questions about all those buttons and starts rambling about knights and dragons and all that
i wish i could cook cuz the best i can usually do is like cook some fish or make crappy weird bread
i like this guy.
sharks brought food guess what it is
Krill?
Ah, I’ll get it right next time
it would be great if mothman stops staring at me with its awful giant eyes
the ocean is kinda mad today i hope all my sharks will be alright
I’m sure they’ll be alright, have faith in your sharky friends
twins!!! i was raised by a dog! kinda less cool than being raised by sharks ig :P
no im sure that your dog is very very cool!! they are equally cool!!!
i had the worst dream and then when i woke up knightbot tried to communicate with me about his programmed knowledge about medieval fantasy. when i told him im not in the mood he challenged me to a duel.
actually i lie when i say that my dad left me to sharks only but this "cool and new" knightbot is no parent of mine hes just like second greg d. shark but more dumb and made from metal and has almost no face
technically im not the only child in my family but im the only child in this family to be raised by sharks. so I'm like part shark mentally. so i still win
trolls probably have it a bit easier without human families
i mean my only close troll friend is a highblood so yes im probably not getting the full image or smth
oh see i have just been reading a lot of troll sociological information lately and it seems very difficult... which is not to say human family stuff is easy trust me haha!! i honestly think the animals at home were the best family so maybe trolls have the lusus naturae thing right
i honestly dont know the purpose of my lighthouse besides me living here. im literally in the middle of NOWHERE in the BERMUDA TRIANGLE like there's nothing around only some very small islands no one lives on maybe i never saw a boat here WHO needs a lighthouse around these parts #confused
maybe the lighthouse is actually like an antilighthouse that scares boats away instead of luring them closer like an anglerfish that decided it wanted to go vegan and also help protect other little fishie lives because and say it with me this parts very important fish are friends not food
i mean makes sense. though i eat some little fish my shark family brings me I would never want big boats to fish here they take way more fish than they need with them and they could kill my family
saddened to hear that industrial overfishing is apparently an interplanetary problem and is not unique to human societies but in that case it seems like the antilighthouse is doing exactly what it needs to be doing i hope you and your shark family can keep living a wonderful fishy life unrestrained by industry plants and really really big boats
tbh sometimes i wish i could have contact with my other family outsides of sharks but its COMPLICATED....... yikes
anyways my favourite sharks are thresher sharks i think but i can see the beauty in every shark on earth and i guess on alternia since my friend showed me sharks from alternia
I enjoy basking sharks. I find them charming. Thresher Shark is certainly a good choice. I would say it is 'high up' on the hypothetical 'Bleu shark ranking'.
basking sharks are rad!!! they're one of the ones i never saw irl though
cultural exchange between trolls and humans is always funny to me though i have only one and a half troll friends. thaf half comes from my best friend's friend who is a bit weird but hes a troll too and we talked several times! i guess i have some connection to trolls since I was raised by a pack of animals.
by the way im pretty sure that cryptids are real. i started seeing them in the forest behind my lighthouse when I was little but i never investigated too hard because i don't think my shark siblings/parents/? will protect me if mothman gets me they cant walk on land
my dad is an interesting type of person he's still in contact with me but he never visits. he has a flock of trained postal seagulls who deliver me letters from him. he rarely says more than 10 words in those letters but he always attaches a photo with him and his puppets visiting the Eiffel tower or something like that
hello I'm greg i like sharks i live on an island in the Bermuda triange because my dad left me here when i was 4 yes i can leave already i just chose to stay here for my whole life because the sharks who raised me live around these parts and they're my family
Protect Greg at all costs.
thank you ma'am I'm pretty sure my shark family members will protect me no matter what :)
sharks are very nice they're my last name and they're my favourite animal and they're my family!!!!