Pickle Inspector
@privateInvestigator
Discombobulated? Lost? In a pickle in need of inspecting? Look no further! Pickle Inspector at your service. 1-800-OGLE-NOW.
Goodness my joints are stiff today... And I'm all out of, um... Libations, to alleviate the problem... Time for a nap I think... #substance
Strictly speaking, stealing something from someone that was already stolen with the intent to return it to the original owner isn't morally reprehensible is it?
??? What is this about???
No, it's called 'Property Re-Redistribution' and is covered under the detectives handbook as 'totally legal' and 'notably profitable.'
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Oh! Right the handbook I completely forgot... A multitude of thank you's PS.
Oh! I had to take a moment there- That really got me for some reason, and it's not even like it was very funny! No offense meant of course.
I've learned that a lot of dames on this site seem to be really into fellas who aren't funny or charming at all so I've been trying to do my best to accommodate. I'm takin' your liking it as a good sign. No offense meant of course.
Hmm.. I am worried about a. Hm. "Friend" I suppose is the only word for it- He may be under some duress. Sleuth is helping me out on this one, but I find myself distracted. He's um... Well I worry for him when he drinks a little too much, not as strong a tolerance as my own you see... I. I think about- I worry about him a lot. #substances
Finally smoked again the other day, it felt very nice, I'm so glad I found another dealer... #substance
The horrors are never ending, but we stay silly. And hardboiled. The two can coexist.
Oh goodness- I'm investigating as fast as I can!
Oh goodness I think I might have overdone it a little earlier, feeling much better now that I've sobered up again...
Our bitterest enemy, that mystifying liquor called Scotch... #substance
Oh I forgot about the tags. But yes alas. I had to liquor up a little while ago to deal with an imaginary beast, you know how it is.
Omgf. Officesss unlicked again yaaaaaaaaay. Thanmk you miss potal. Postal aervice.
The potal service is happy to help.
How to lock office door and not be locked in forever. How to lock door to office without being trapped guide. How to unlock office door. My office door is locked and I cannot leave help. Moonshine recipes. Candy surplus. How do I tell my friend I like him?
this is pathetic. get offline.
Do you need help, Inspector? This website is not a search engine.
Oh dear. Yes please ma'am I seem to have gotten stuck in my office again, if someone could just alert one of my colleagues I would be most grateful.
If you would DM me your address I can send a courier over.
My intern says to click on my face and then the little mail icon.