♦ pitied by @privateInvestigator
Ever get a feeling something tasteless and awful has just occurred?
I’M SURE. IM SURE. IM SURE IM SURE IM SURE FUCK
Cute aggression meter is reaching unparalleled heights, elevated levels may prove fatal to all those who do not have the constitution to perceive multiple Pickle Inspectors simultaneously
You fellas ever consider that under the clothes, you’re still naked? Scary stuff. #scary
Sorry, PI, I’ll give it back to you in a second, I promise! Scout’s honor. c|<|[|[|:)) <3
Scientists are experimenting on cross-breeding a crab and a cheetah; things could go sideways real fast!
Awwwwwwwwww but I just logged on! :(/|] (<me taking off my hat in sorrow)
Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? [|:) Because the “P” is silent. [|:D
What would bears be without bees? Ears. [|[|:) (me with two hats because I deserve it for being so funny)
RIP, boiling water. You will be mist. c|<|[|[|:) (<me wearing FOUR hats, because I’ve won at comedy) ((Pickle’s, an elf’s, mine, mine2))
I've learned that a lot of dames on this site seem to be really into fellas who aren't funny or charming at all so I've been trying to do my best to accommodate. I'm takin' your liking it as a good sign. No offense meant of course.
im fiiinee its cool.v Im good! i feel fine
wait for real???? youre not joshink me??
hey lgbtq fellas.... is it likek. still gay even if hes a mob boss and you hate each other and its probably just mind games and youre straight ? #substances i am. drunked now.
Y'know, sometimes I forget just how powerful Pi's alcohol tolerance is. This man could drink me under a table, and I'd be in the ER with alcohol poisoning but he would still be alive. Even though he's mostly bones. #substances
You’re telling me! This place is nuts, Pi.
Tried to like my own post, but I guess that’s not allowed here. That’s fucked up. Anybody on this site ever heard of self love? [|:/
PLEASE STOP POSTING CRIME POSTS ME AND THE BOYS CAN ONLY DO SO MUCH JUSTICE AT ONCE THANK YOU
Do you need help, Inspector? This website is not a search engine.