Problem Sleuth
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Got a Problem? Does it need Sleuthing? You’ve found the right fella.
We just [content redacted for the sake of Pickles’s sanity] and then he picks up a puzzle book and starts doing sudoku puzzles in bed with a fountain pen. Fellas of chittr, I love him so dearly
You're lucky I don't fold this book up and smack you in the head with it.
If I were an animal… I’d be a wolf, with a sword. And big angel wings. [|.[] <- me still wearing my detective hat even when I’m a cool wolf with a sword and big angel wings
You fellas ever consider that under the clothes, you’re still naked? Scary stuff. #scary
I. I think im a little too high to consider this one....
You fellas ever think about the fact that there’s more planes in the sea than submarines in the sky?
Detective Tip: If you're hungry before a job, get two packets of instant Mac & Cheese and combine them into the Detective's greatest meal: Mac & Mac & Cheese & Cheese.
I got some concerns about that but a guys gotta do what a guys gotta do
RIP, boiling water. You will be mist. c|<|[|[|:) (<me wearing FOUR hats, because I’ve won at comedy) ((Pickle’s, an elf’s, mine, mine2))
What? Hey! Give me my backup hat back...
B:|| < judging
What would bears be without bees? Ears. [|[|:) (me with two hats because I deserve it for being so funny)
Be soo un-bear-able
B33 < ... B33 < *ac squints* B:33 < whered you get the second hat ps
B33 < you say that but youre definitely gonnya make another post where you have 3 in a few minutes B33 < when you do ill be there B33c < judging
Why can’t you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? [|:) Because the “P” is silent. [|:D
YEAH. GOOD. YOU DON'T DESERVE THAT HAT.
Scientists are experimenting on cross-breeding a crab and a cheetah; things could go sideways real fast!
Oh-- OH! I get it!! Heeheehee :)
I’m not usually a fella who’s much for newer music, but I came upon this one by chance the other day and it’s a real good one… [|:) been stuck in my head ever since https://youtu.be/CQBbYjMWorc?si=A7VenBM_kXdfJsIf
hey lgbtq fellas.... is it likek. still gay even if hes a mob boss and you hate each other and its probably just mind games and youre straight ? #substances i am. drunked now.
\ yeah s0unds gay t0 me. but l1ke n0 shame 1n that s0 wh8ver /
areyuo sure? oh cripesss my stupid fingers i thinksit its fortstime
Sometimse I wonder, if some of the pulcr. pulchret,. CHARISMA, rubbed off on him too, cause hes god, but only i can see it #substances case im a little tipsy... focus on the case sleuth
Y'know, sometimes I forget just how powerful Pi's alcohol tolerance is. This man could drink me under a table, and I'd be in the ER with alcohol poisoning but he would still be alive. Even though he's mostly bones. #substances
You don't pace yourself Sleuth! Drink some water maybe?
Gonna be hitting the bottle(s) W/ Pickles. Expect either frighteningly accurate insights from me, or the most insane nonsense you’ve ever had the good fortune to read. #substances Maybe both. ✨Imagine!✨
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Learnin' lots on here! Like how P.I is just, cute in every universe, apparently? He'd probably say somethin' smart like "constants and variables" about it... if he wasn't annoyed by me calling him cute, that is. [|:)
Tried to like my own post, but I guess that’s not allowed here. That’s fucked up. Anybody on this site ever heard of self love? [|:/
Unfortunately this site appears to be a tad, "user hostile", I believe is the right term. Either way it's wonderful to see you Sleuth, it's been a little hard finding friendly familiar faces.
Oh. Did NOT realize the username would be THAT visible. Whoops. Ah well it’s not like it wasn’t obvious. I am ME after all. ✨✨✨